Where's your favorite place in the world?

Mine is right next to you.

Hey baby you’re like the North Star.

The head of my Big Dipper pointing right at you.

Are you a spreadsheet?

Because you've got all the right formulas to make my heart calculate faster.

I hope I don’t get diabetes from all this eye candy I’m looking at right now

Hey, you look like you must be Polish.

Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I'd be going down on you whether I liked it or not.

If your left leg was lunch...

And your right leg was dinner....

Can I have the snack in between

Baby, you'd better lower your pitch, 'cause right now, you're lookin' sharp!

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Knock knock Who's there? Needle!

Needle who? Needle a little love right now. 

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?

Forget the wearing of green—let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!

Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.

Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I feel like initiating third impact with you right now.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a great night. Meowth, that’s right.

Are you Medusa?

Cause, I'm rock hard right now.

If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.

I'd like to export your file right to my bed.

When I first met you when you were a climate model, I predicted you'd get hotter every year. I was right.

The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

Mmmm you look so tasty, I could eat you right up.

I can't see you, but ima touch you in all the right spots.

Am I block, and are you an enderman?

Because you picked me up right away!

Can I swipe right on a photograph of your reliquary?

Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.

Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.

Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.

Hey girl, if we were around Noah right now, he would definitely pair us together.

Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

On a scale of Katniss to Peeta, how into me are you right now?

Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

I got your jurisdiction right here.

Belloq's staff may be too long, but mine's just right.

I know an archaeologist will find my buried bones, but I've got a bone I'd like to bury in you right now.

If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter

Would you let me spend some time between the holidays?

I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?

Hey babe, are you a software update?

Because I’m busy right now, but let’s do it tonight.

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

My right arm is a lot stronger than my left arm, maybe we can change that?

I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.

Knock Knock Who's there? Juno!

Juno who? Juno I love you right? 

If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

Knock Knock Who's there? Candice!

Candice Who? Candice be love I'm feeling right now? 

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

I came up with this and it’s made 2 girls blush. It’s a combo move so asking if you can feel her hair right after allows for a reason to touch her if she says you can. Feel a strand and maybe move to her face while complimenting her eyes if she’s receptive. Improvise.

Are you manifest destiny? Because I believe it is my right to acquire you.

Are you Winnie-the-Pooh?

Because you're giving me The Hundred Acre Wood right now.

I got your stocking stuffer right here!

Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

I'm 5'7" but i can be 5'0" if u treat me right

It was supposed to be 5'7" and 4'0" but yall got the point, just exchange it when using

Google maps has been telling me I’ve been going the right way all my life

But that can’t be true because it never led me to you

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

If loving you is El-Rond, I don't wanna be El-Right!

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you wanna kiss me right?

You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

I’m jealous of your heart right now. Because it’s pounding inside you and I’m not.

Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!

Are you a ghost? Because I see right through you to your soul.

hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.

Are you a Qareen? Coz you are ripping my heart right out!

I can see your constitutional rights aren't the only thing you've been exercising.

Boy you smell good... Thats destin right?

I'm just sayin if I saw u on tinder I'd swipe right!

I know how much you hate running but right now you're running through my mind.

Girl are you italics? Because you're looking pretty elegant right now.

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

Is your name Rammus? Because you rolled right into my life.

Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Olive.

Olive who? Olive right next to you.

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

Hey baby, you make my heart melt. Except for right now because it's frozen.

(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

What's common between Stock market and me?

Something will rise up if you play your cards right.

I'm half black in all the right places.

You like diamonds, right? Well, I’m diamond in League of Legends.

I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

Kiss me if I'm wrong

But you love me right?

I know what I want, because I have it in my hands right now. You.

Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now?

Girl: You're on 4th street.

Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

I got your mountain right here.

When I heard you liked Star Wars, I knew right then you were the Obi Wan for me.

If you need to stock up on Pokeballs, I’ve got a couple right here.

I'm sorry I didn't get you chocolates for Valentine's Day, but if you want something sweet I'm right here.

If I was a NES cartridge and I wasn't working right, would you blow me...

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

I want to take an inaugural parade right down your Pennsylvania Avenue.

What’s big long and thick? ......

That’s right a subway sub and that’s not the only 6inch you’ll be getting

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

I like eating in between meals....

So Im going to call your left leg breakfast and your right leg lunch!

I just tipped you 200%, you do realize I could get a h**... for less than that right?

Whereas I' m not seeing anyone else right now, I strongly advice you not to violate my dating rights.

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

I turn on my charmander pants come right off

What's your new year's resolution?

I'm looking at mine right now.

Sea levels aren't the only thing that's rising right now...

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

Asuna: Sometimes the things that matter the most are right in front of you.

We must be right for each other cause you can't keep me off your mind...

Girl, I am your p**... under the right circumstances.

I don't like to rush. But babe I'd rush your base tonight at the right time.

Astra: You are ready for this situation, right my friends?

You skateboard? Because I sure can use some air right now.

I don’t know about you but sharing this bar with you feels absolutely right.

If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I know I am having brunch this weekend.

Angela, you know you wanna swipe right.

Hey girl is your left leg the church and your right leg the state?

Because they gotta be separated

No matter how scrambled you are, I will always make the right moves to solve you.

Left or right arm? Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.

Money will come and go, we know that. The most important thing in life is the people in this room, right here, right now.

You've got Flare. And if you use it right, it'll reveal my Snake Trap.

Do you know, what's gonna happen in zero gravity??

Everything will float , right? But i am gonna still fall for youuu.

Guess why I am standing here? Because I want to be your Mr. Right.

Babe I am the best cookies that you will ever have, if you rub me the right way I'll crumb for you.

Are you shoes? Because I'd have to finger you to see if you are the right fit.

That's right; I'm bigger'n the Sydney Tower.

Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.

None of your exes have never gotten over you, damn right they didn't.

You signed a disclaimer of physical rights today, didn’t you?

I'll always swipe right for you.

I don’t have any 5 gum right now

But I can show you what it feels like to chew it.

I see that you just died

But I’m really necro-feelin ya right now

Hold on, I think I’ve got something in my eye

Oh right, it’s you

Are you my credit score?

Because I’d look a lot better if you were high right now

I'm about to plant my bomb right on your B-site.