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Top 16 Shaft Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shaft pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

  2. I have the biggest power shaft in town.

  3. Eh Baby, how bout you mine my shaft?

  4. Want to hold my shaft?

  5. I bet you’ve never been hit with a shaft this big before.

  6. My bike isn’t the only thing that has a shaft

  7. You must be a mechanic

    Coz you sure know how to crank my shaft

  8. Are you a panda?

    Because I've got a shaft of bamboo for you to eat.

  9. I want my shifty shaft to visit your moisty mire 

  10. I’m gonna take u to pleasant park and shove my shifty shaft inside your dusty depot.

Funny shaft pickup lines

Wanna feel my shifty shaft? 

You’ve got big feet, is it true that your feet is the shaft too? If so, I would love to see it now.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

From the moment I saw you, I've had a vertical shaft angle.

My shaft is too long.