Top 13 Shed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my coat protein.

2. Is that a pole shed, or are you glad to see me?

3. Want to see how I shed my snake's skin?

4. Hey girl are you a chook shed?

   Because I want to put my cock in you

5. Are you an shed antler?

   Because I'd like to find you out on a hike.

6. Roses are red, violets are blue

   This is the cheesiest pick-up line in the shed
   Are you a sheathe ? Because I want to bury my sword into you
   
   Double the rhyme, double the wetness

7. Violets are blue roses are red

   My nigga they found
   The bodies in the shed

8. Let's go shed a couple parts per million and get back to our natural state.

9. I have access to an entire shed full of landscaping gizmos. Have you ever seen a telescoping garden hoe? (Leaf Blower)

10. Meet me in the shed to grab the balls. (Gym Teacher)

Funny shed pickup lines

Don't shed a tear. Whenever you need me, I'll be here (I'll never let you go).

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but wait until you see me work it in bed.

Let’s shed your cloaking device.