You're like dopamine to me, but the dopa is silent.

Your kids are going to be beautiful

But the Y is silent

Hey girl wanna be my hope?

The 'p' is silent tho

It's freezing out here. Can I get your glove?

But the g is silent

"Is your life a silent film? Because our love story could turn it into an Oscar-winning black and white comedy."

"I keep my words silent, my humor quite sarcastic, but in your radiant presence, even silence turns charismatic."

"Forgive my silent phone, sweetheart. I couldn't find the emoji that captures your radiant anger and irresistible allure."

"You may be a bad boy, but when you're silent, it's the sexiest thing you can do."

"Are you an Aperture Science experiment? Because your beauty is defying all known laws of attraction."

"You might be the silent character in school, but online, you're my favorite player - care to continue in reality?"

"Are you a silent movie? Because even without words, you've already got this leading role in my heart."

"Are you the silent heroine of Portal? Because you've got me caught in a loop of attraction."

"Your silence speaks a thousand words, and all of them make my heart flutter."

"Your voice is so enchanting, it could even make a siren fall silent in awe."

"Gracing my hands with your captivating beauty, how can I resist the temptation to explore your enchanting curves?"

"Is your name Chell? Cause you've just opened a portal to my heart with that silent charm."

"Are you silence? Because every time you walk into a room, my words seem to disappear."

I want gold, but A is silent

"Are you the silent heroine of Aperture? Because your silence speaks volumes about your beauty."

"Are you a portal, sweetheart? Because every time I look at you, I see another dimension of beauty."

Do you like cats? (If they say yes)

You are into meow but ow is silent.

"You've got the right to remain silent, but your beauty's speaking volumes, Officer."

"Is your name Chell? Because being in your presence feels like solving the most exciting test chamber of my life."

"Are you from Aperture Science? Because your silence is the most extraordinary test I've ever experienced."

"Is your name Silence? Because when I see you, my pick-up lines fail to make a sound."

"Your silence is intoxicating, but your voice could awaken the deepest desires in me. Can I hear it soon?"

"Are you the silent heroine from Portal? Because every time I see you, my world turns upside-down."

"Like the tranquil serenity, your beauty puts all chaos in my world to a silent pause."

"Are you a test subject at Aperture Science? Because my heart's results are off the charts whenever I see you."

"Sorry? Don't be! My love life was like a silent movie, you just brought it some sound and color!"

"If my words were stars, I'd keep silent just to let your beauty shine brighter."

"Capricorn smart with French allure, sweetness personified in you I'm sure, like cats, our love could silently endure."

I love YouTube

But the tube is silent

"Like the silence in our lab tests, your beauty leaves me speechless and craving for more data analysis."

"In the word 'beautiful', the 'M' might be silent, but my heart isn't while admiring you."

"Are you GLaDOS? 'Cause every time I solve a puzzle, it feels like I'm getting closer to your heart."

"Just like GLaDOS, I can't seem to function properly without you in my system."

"Sei la mia dolce sinfonia in una notte silenziosa, posso ascoltarti per sempre?" (You're my sweet symphony on a silent night, can I listen to you forever?)

"I may not be a Portal Gun, but I can promise you a journey that transcends space and time."

"When I look at you, it's like solving a Portal puzzle - intriguing, challenging and infinitely captivating."

"Just like the portals, I'm falling for you in ways that defy the laws of physics and gravity."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection, even if it's silent and

"You must be from Aperture Science, cause your beauty is simply beyond the laws of physics."

"Did you just escape from Aperture Science lab? Because your beauty is too out-of-this-world to be naturally occurring."

"Just like in Portal 2, your silence speaks louder to me than any words could."

"Ever handled a portal gun? Cause babe, you've got me falling in ways gravity never could."

"Like Aperture Science, our chemistry is undeniable, and just like their silent lab subjects, you leave me speechless."

"Are you Michael Myers? Because I can't help but fall for you even when you're scarily silent."

"You might be from Aperture Science, 'cause every time I see you, it's a groundbreaking discovery."

"Are you the silent heroine from Portal? 'Cause I'm falling for you just like an endless loop."

"Just like the rain, you add a beautiful rhythm to my otherwise silent world."

"Hey, is your name 'Evidence'? Cause I can't seem to get rid of the thought of you, despite my right to remain silent."

"Your quiet demeanor has me intrigued, but your words could be my sweetest addiction. Ready to break the silence?"

"Do you have a map? Because every time you're silent, I get lost in your thoughts."

"Are you one of Aperture's experiments? Because my attraction to you defies all known laws of physics."

"Are you the silent heroine of Portal? Because every time I see you, I feel lost in another dimension."

"So, my love puns aren't charming? Guess I'll just have to resort to being silently good-looking."

"I see you're fighting a silent battle, need a comforting arm and some hot chocolate to ease your pain?"

"Can I borrow your library card? Because I'm totally checking you out in the quiet section of my heart."

"Are you from Portal? Because you've opened a portal to my heart that no test could ever evaluate."

Winter is here, Can I have your Glove?

But "G" is silent..

"You're like a portal gun—once I caught a glimpse, I was instantly transported to a world of desire."

"Are you an Aperture experiment? Because every time I see you, my heart rate skyrockets to unprecedented levels."

"Just like Aperture Science, my heart keeps testing its limits of gravity every time I see you."

"I may not grasp all your words, but I'm captivated by the silent language of your eyes."

"Thine eyes are silent sonnets, no need for spoken chatter, their eloquence far richer than any idle patter."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again to repeat my silent awkward hello?"