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Top 17 Solar System Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Solar System pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Solar System conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  2. Why would I need to know about the solar system?

    My whole world revolves around you.

  3. I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heaven.

  4. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

  5. There's only seven planets left!

    Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

  6. You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

    Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

  7. Somehow, out of all odds..

    In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

  8. I'd like to do Astronomy

    And look at the brightest star in the solar system. You :)

  9. Are you the solar system?

    Because I want to visit Uranus.

  10. Hotness next only to sun.

    Hey girl ! What if i tell you that if the sun were to suddenly disappear, you'd be the hottest entity in the solar system.

Funny solar system pickup lines

Soon there will only be 7 planets left in the solar system.
Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

I must be the solar system

Because I need Uranus

Mind if my comet enters your solar system?

Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…

Hey girl, I deleted the solar system to make room for important things... like you.

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.