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Top 23 Spike Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spike pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Spike conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.

  2. Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

  3. Did you just spike it? Because I'm digging you.

  4. Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

  5. Are your pubes spiked?

  6. You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

  7. I'll buy you spandex and spikes, because you deserve everything nice.

  8. I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

  9. Girl, did you fall from heaven?

    Cuz you're still buzzing, you smell like rust and potatoes, and radiation levels are spiking.

  10. The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.

Funny spike pickup lines

Are you a random dopamine spike?
Because you’re the only thing that makes me happy

Hey baby, wanna ride in my 16-valve, twin-cam lowered Acura Integra with BBS gold-spiked rims and a subwoofered stereo that'll leave you breathless?

I bought you this drink

Because I heard a guy say he would spike yours (true story)

then, for our honeymoon, we choose a 14-day cruise out of Hawaii

She was so young and beautiful and now all I can remember is her spiking fever and the full moon illuminating her burial at sea…Yes, I suppose she would want me find love again… After, all, it’s been five days.

Why set and spike when we could just bump uglies?

I know just how to approach you: I will spike you hard and fast.

Babe, set your kiss up and I'll spike that.

Babe, get in ready position and I will spike into your net.

Are you a hitter? Because I can set you up for the perfect spike.

You totally spiked my traffic.

My shell is not the only thing with spikes on it. For her pleasure.

It's not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party. (Spike)