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Top 22 Spike Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spike pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.

  2. Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

  3. Did you just spike it? Because I'm digging you.

  4. Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

  5. Are your pubes spiked?

  6. You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

  7. I'll buy you spandex and spikes, because you deserve everything nice.

  8. I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

  9. The only thing brighter than your spikes is your smile.

  10. Are you a random dopamine spike?

    Because you’re the only thing that makes me happy

Funny spike pickup lines

I bought you this drink
Because I heard a guy say he would spike yours (true story)

then, for our honeymoon, we choose a 14-day cruise out of Hawaii

She was so young and beautiful and now all I can remember is her spiking fever and the full moon illuminating her burial at sea…Yes, I suppose she would want me find love again… After, all, it’s been five days.

Why should we set and even spike if we can just bump away all the uglies we’ve been through.

Why set and spike when we could just bump uglies?

Babe, set your ass up and I'll spike that.

Babe, get in ready position and I will spike into your net.

Are you a hitter? Because I can set you up for the perfect spike.

You totally spiked my traffic.

My shell is not the only thing with spikes on it. For her pleasure.

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

It's not stalking if you both happen to be at the same party. (Spike)