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Top 12 Thee Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thee pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Oh fair maiden with lips of fire, blesseth thee with thy bosoms.

  2. I want to be like the Spirit, to be with thee whithersoever thou goest.

  3. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

    You're fuckin hot

  4. My heart burns for thee like Notre Dame

    Too soon :(

  5. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

    Because you are just too f**king hot

  6. The one my great grandfather used.

    Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.

  7. I'd rather compare thee to a summer's NIGHT, if you don't mind and if you get my meaning.

  8. If the stars in the sky were as beautiful as the eyes on thee, then they'd be really pretty.

  9. The first time I saw thee, I felt as if my stomach had been raided by beautiful fire breathing dragons. a nice way of course.

  10. And after the birthday dinner, my darling, shall we go back to my place so I can present thee with mine seed, in thine position of thy choosing, of course.

Funny thee pickup lines

Shall I compare thee to a summers day? (Sonnet 18)

Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?