"Are you a hug? Because every time I see you, I feel like I need a group therapy session!"

You must have a PhD in making hearts feel better, because just being near you is therapeutic.

"Heard you're diagnosed with basorexia, should we schedule daily therapy sessions of sweet kisses?"

"Hmm, ho sakta hai! Bas aapke therapy sessions ka payment dinner dates mein hona chahiye."

"You're so funny, you make me green out; like a rocket, you send me straight to couple's therapy with your charm."

"Going to therapy has taught me the value of self-care. Mind if I practice by treating you to dinner?"

"If you ever need a break from therapy, I'm here to provide some laughter and good company."

"Is this a therapy session? Because I can’t help but feel a deep connection with you already."

"Well, only if your therapy involves coffee chats and endless laughter. 😄"

"Your smile is the only therapy I need to chase away my blues, want to make an appointment tonight?"

"Is your name Therapy? Because every time I see you, I feel a little more understood and happier."

Oh no, don't be sad! I'll bring the jokes and humor to lift your spirits. Get ready for a laughter therapy session! 😄

"Haha, I promise I'm more fun as a date than a therapist! Your smile alone sure seems like the best therapy."

"Do you believe in physical therapy? Because your smile just healed my broken heart in an instant."

"Darling, I've got a license in physical therapy, but it's your heart that I really want to mend."

"Guilty as charged! Fitness is my therapy. What about you? Any hobbies that get your heart pumping besides swiping right?"

"Tyra, before you leave, remember you're the only therapy I need - your love just keeps healing my heart."

"Haan, agar woh kaam 'therapy with a side of pasta and laughter' mein shaamil hai, toh haan, you're hired!"

"I might not be a nurse but I can definitely give you some love therapy. Ready for your first session?"

"Are you a psychologist? Because you just made my heart race faster than my last therapy session!"

"I must be in need of therapy because your smile is the best cure I've ever seen."

"A keeper who's also a therapist? That's a win-win! Everyone needs a little therapy and lots of love in their lives."

"Girl, I might be battling my own demons, but seeing your smile can always turn my therapy session into a celebration."

Haha, cooking is my kind of therapy too! Maybe we should have a cook-off sometime. I bet I can outchef you 😉

Are you a therapist? Because every time I talk to you, I feel better about myself instantly.

"Do you believe in physical therapy? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat and needs some care."

"Would it be against our therapy rules if my treatment plan included falling for you?"

"Are you a psychologist? Because every time I see you, my heart races like I'm in a therapy session!"

"Darling, I might be battling demons, but your smile is the best therapy I've ever had."

"I may need therapy, but being around you feels like the best medicine for my soul."

"True, but if I were a doctor, my specialty would be ‘laughter therapy.’ I’d only prescribe dad jokes! Got any favorites?"

Girl, are you a neuro rehab specialist? Because your smile is the best therapy for my soul.

"Your smile is the only therapy I need, is it too much to ask if you could brighten my days forever?"

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

"Your smile's a therapy, soothing my heart's strife; with you, dear, I find the meaning of life."

You must be a psychologist because just being around you makes all my worries disappear.

I think I'll stop going to therapy

Because I've found you to be my best antidepressant.

"Do you give therapy sessions? Because every time I see you, my muscles tense up in anticipation."

"I might be mad, but your beauty is the only therapy I need right now."

"Is your name therapy? Because you've got me opening up like a book in your waiting room!"

"Well, if you're offering free therapy sessions then I'd say you're more precious than any diamond right now. 😉"

"Is there an escape plan in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me get released from therapy?"

"Studying physical therapy? Your touch must heal hearts too, as mine skips a beat whenever you're near."

"Feeling unwell? Don't worry, my charm is the best remedy for your ailment, it comes with special cuddle therapy."

Yikes! Guess it couldn’t handle all the hot vibes coming from your side. Time for an upgrade, or a fan therapy session? 😉

"Meeting you is better than therapy; you bring sunshine to my cloudy days."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we book a therapy session together?

"You're like my own personal therapy session, always bringing a smile to my face."

"Have you ever heard of lip therapy? Because your lips look so divine, I might need some intensive care."

"Did my last message send you into a deep existential crisis? Don’t worry, I can recommend some therapy memes to lighten the mood! 😂"

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

Is your name Kimo?

Cause that bulge in your pants needs some intensive therapy