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Top 17 Tiny Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tiny pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Don’t let my tiny T-Rex arms fool you -- I can reach everything.

  2. I got a tiny investment for you.

  3. I've got a tiny blue pill with your name on it.

  4. Do you believe in Destiny?

    Because my D es tiny

  5. So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.

  6. Damn baby, are you hitler?

    Cuz even if you had a tiny mustache, I’d still kill for you

  7. If this was the last 45 minutes of our lives, we'd probably do something crazy like go have sex now huh?

    Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?

  8. Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorus?

    Because I’m a proportioned tiny wooden stick and I think we’re a match

  9. The perfect line for anyone named Annie

    “I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.”

    *awkward silence*

    “Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.”

  10. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity and I'd love to have a tiny piece of your time to dance with you.

Funny tiny pickup lines

Not everything about me is tiny!

Tiny hands give better backrubs.

Don’t let my tiny arms fool you.

You must be a small amount of red phosphorus and I must be a tiny wooden stick… Because we're a match.

You must be Snow White, because when I'm with you, I feel like 7 emotional tiny diamond miners.

Your shoes are like tiny, adorable monsters that I’m only slightly afraid of.