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Top 30 Toys Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Toys pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My Lego collection is so vast, we can build any bedroom toy we want.

  2. Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

  3. As you know, I would love to teach you toys made my Elves for adults.

  4. Let me put a toy in your happy meal.

  5. You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

  6. I'm going to make like "Toy Story" and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.

  7. You do know Transformers are adult toys too.

  8. Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

    Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

  9. I like my women like I like my Skylanders

    Small and turned on by toys

  10. My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.

Funny toys pickup lines

Hey girl are you fucking retarded?
Because toy look really special to me ;>

Call me a kid's toy

Coz l am Choking Hazard

Whats the difference boobies and toys

Both start out for babies but end up being for daddys

If you were under the tree I'd unwrap you last...

Then we'd have lots of toys to play with

Oh, you like Toy Story?

Because I have a HUGE Woody at my house.

Muñeca, ¿de qué juguetería te escapaste?
(Doll, what toy store did you escape from?)

If your beauty is the toy drive, all the kids in America will be happy.

Girl when I am done with you, you won't be looking for no toys in this happy meal.

You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.

What can we build with legos? Let's start with bedroom toys.

You know I would love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

My best toys run on batteries.

Hey beautiful, did you know that sex toys are deductible this year?

I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story

Have you seen toy boy series?

Cuz I’m looking to see our boy

You don't have to orgasm on your own, I'll be your toy to cum on. (This Is What It Takes)

I have certain needs that can't be satisfied by working on toys

¿De Qué Juguetería Te Sacaron, Muñeca?
(What toy store did they get you from, doll face?)