You do know Transformers are adult toys too.

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

Hey have you ever seen Toy Story?

Because you gonna love my w**....

"You're softer and sweeter than any fluffy toy, how about we make our own cuddle party tonight?"

"If you were a feline, I'd always want to be your favorite toy!"

"Are you a Lego set? Because we just click together and I can't help but admire our masterpiece."

"Are you a rare collectible? Because I've been searching for a unique beauty like you to complete my collection."

"Batteries not included in my charming personality, I promise it's more entertaining than any lovesense toy can offer!"

"Are you a fluffy toy? Because at night, you're all I want to hold."

"Like the morning devil finding joy, your tail wag makes me happy, you're a mesmerizing toy."

"Wives? That's a unique favorite toy. You must be quite the playful spirit and adventurer!"

"Do you collect plushies? Because I'm addicted to your softness and warmth."

Are you a naughty toy? Because playing with you is always an exhilarating and unforgettable experience.

"Just like a naughty toy, your mischievous smile makes me want to discover your hidden secrets."

I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story

Well, that sounds exciting! I'm sure you're very skilled at handling different... toys.

Are you a magician? Because whenever you're near, I feel like an enchanted fairy with her favorite toy.

"Is your name Barbie? Because playing with you feels better than any toy I've ever had."

Your favorite toy, you say, is wives? I'll play along, to bring our chat alive. In this game of love, let's strive.

"Your taste in toys, it truly thrives, but I'm more into making memories than collecting wives."

Are you a naughty toy? Because I can't resist playing with you all night long.

"Oh, wives huh? Sounds like you're already planning for domestic bliss! Have you practiced your cooking skills yet?"

"Hmm, Lovesense toys? That's a bit forward don't you think? How about we first explore our common interests?"

Haha, sounds like you know how to have fun! Maybe we can explore some new "toys" together sometime. 😏

Sex toys can definitely enhance the fun! I prefer the real thing though. Maybe you can show me your favorite in person?

"Barbie, huh? Well, if you're Ken, then it's a match made in toy heaven! Just promise me you're more interesting than plastic 😉"

"Is your name Barbie? Because I can't play house without you!"

"Do you like Barbie? Because I can be your Ken."

"I may have plenty of sex toys, but none can compare to the pleasure of having you around."

"Are you a Barbie doll? Cause when I look at you, everyone else in the room becomes action figures."

"Are you a Lego set? Because I'm falling apart and I could really use your instructions to put me back together."

"Excuse me, but just like your favorite toy, you’ve sparked my curiosity and I’m eager to explore more."

I'd be your transformer tonight, and you know Transformers make fine adult toys too.

"You must be a Pikachu plush toy, because I find it electrifyingly impossible to resist cuddling with you."

Are you a cat toy? Because I can't resist playing with your tempting pussy all day.

Silk and a little toy, huh? Sounds like the perfect combination for a steamy night. Care to share more fantasies?

"Is your heart as soft as your fluffy toys? Because I've been losing sleep thinking about it."

Oh, I love a guy who knows how to have fun! Let's see what other toys you like to play with.

Are you a chew toy? Because I can't resist playing with you all day long!

"Forget the Happy Meal, your smile already comes with an exclusive toy - my heart."

"Though you play me like a toy, your charm is my heart's coy, still for you, my love's no decoy."

"Play with hearts like they're your toys, but I believe in a love that truly joys."

"Baby are you a Lego set? Because I can't seem to piece together my life without you."

Haha, a fluffy unicorn stuff toy? That's adorable! You must have quite the playful side. 🦄😏

Sounds intriguing. Maybe I could join in and we can both explore some new exciting "toys" together.

Ooh, now that sounds like a fun time! I bet you know how to keep things interesting. Can't wait to see your toy box in action!

You must be a fairy in disguise, because only someone magical could handle a toy like that.

"You must be enchanted, because you've cast a seductive spell on me with that toy."

"Does your heart have lego blocks? Because I can't seem to stop building my world around you."

"You seem to have great taste in toys; how about we mix things up, and you try the real deal with me?"

Sounds like you know how to have a good time! Silk and toys, huh? That's a tempting image.

"Is your heart a Lego set? Because I'm just dying to build a love story with you."

Are you a forbidden pleasure? Because I can't help but want to explore every hidden feature of yours.

"Even in your toxic sway, my heart seems to find its way; for you, sweet poison I'd gladly pay."

Are you a chew toy? Because I want to play with you all night long.

Your touch is like a fairy's spell, casting a bewitching allure on me just like that toy.

"Seeing you is like finding the cutest, fluffiest toy in the shop. Can I be your favorite playmate?"

"Just like this fluffy toy, whenever I hold you in my arms, everything else just seems to fade away."

Aww, that sounds adorable. But I have a feeling you're way more cuddly than any fluffy unicorn out there.

"Hey gorgeous, if you're into guys who can bring their A-game with toys, then I'm your man."

"Are you a puzzle piece? Because my life feels incomplete without your beautiful touch."

Want to trade that toy for a real-life experience? I guarantee a mind-blowing time.

"Just like a fluffy toy, you bring both comfort and joy; how about we add some spice to that mix tonight?"

"Well, maybe we should switch roles. I promise, I'm more fun than a room full of toys!"

"Are you a Happy Meal? Because whenever I see you, my heart does an extra toy surprise flip."

Haha, a fluffy unicorn stuff toy? That's adorable! But I bet you're even cuter than that. 😉

Wives as toys? That's a unique viewpoint! Do they come with instruction manuals, or is it all improv for you?

"Is that a toy for solo play or can I assist and show you the real deal?"

"Well, I don't just love dogs, I'm practically a human chew toy! They find me irresistible...especially when I wear bacon cologne."

"Are you a limited release doll? Because your beauty is rare, and I'm absolutely enchanted by it."

"Do you play with action figures? Because my heart is under siege and I need a superhero like you to save it."

"Are you a Lego? Because I can't Lego of you."

"Are you an artist? Because I'd love for you to paint me a picture of pleasure with your favorite toy."

"Do you prefer fluffy toys? Because your beauty is softer and more captivating than any teddy bear."

"Are you ready to explore my toy collection? Because you're the missing piece I've been looking for."

I admire your adventurous side. Care to explore new territories together? 😉

I appreciate the offer, but I'm more into real-life connections. Let's skip the toys and focus on getting to know each other better.

Impressive. I bet you have a lot of fun playing with toys. Can't wait to see what else you're good at.

Well, if you're open to some exploration, I've got a few toys in mind that could make things very interesting...

"Just like a jigsaw puzzle, every piece of you perfectly fits into my life."

"You're cuddly as a teddy bear but with an irresistible allure; fancy adding another fluffy toy to your collection?"

If I were a fluffy unicorn, I'd want to be the one snuggled up next to you.

"You must be a toy expert, because every moment with you feels like playtime and I just can't get enough."

Oh, I have a few toys in mind that could make our time together even more exciting. Care to find out? 😉

"On Teddy Day, I can't help but say, you're cuddlier than any plush toy and capture hearts in every way."

Interesting choice! Do you find wives to be a fun and challenging puzzle, or do you simply enjoy the company?

Well, lucky for you, I come with my own set of toys and don't mind the occasional meltdown. Let's do this! 🚼

If you were a puppy, I'd be your favorite chew toy. Can I be your playmate, woof-woof?

"I see you're a fan of Lovesense, I must admit they certainly know how to keep things interesting and spicy, huh?"

I like my women like I like my Skylanders

Small and turned on by toys

If I were a Kinder Joy, you'd be the surprise toy I'd always hope to get.

"Is your heart as soft as this fluffy toy? Because I've never felt such a captivating attraction before."

"Are you a limited edition action figure? Because I've been searching for a treasure like you everywhere."

"Remember playing house with toys? How about we skip the toys and test our chemistry in reality?"

"Interesting, you like wives? I hope you're looking for one who's as unique and fun as your favorite toy!"

How about we put the toy aside and focus on some real-life interactions? I'm sure it'll be more exciting.

Are you a magical fairy? Because you've cast a spell on me with that enchanted toy.

Sounds like you know how to have a good time! Maybe I can show you some of my favorite toys sometime.

Sounds like you've got a soft spot for cute things. Maybe I'll have to bring my own fluffy surprise next time we meet. 😉

"Ever thought of turning up the heat with a little tie and tease? Add in a special toy for an unforgettable thrill."

"Are you a toy collector? Because I'm lost in your eyes like a rare action figure in a toy store."

"Don't toy with me, sweetness. Because if life is a game, I'd always choose you as my champion."

"Ever wanted to voyage into the realm of sensual play? Let's discover together with a little toy magic."

Sex toys can definitely spice things up! Have you ever used a remote-controlled one in public? The thrill is addicting. 😏

"With threats you do toy, but in my act, you find joy."

Your eyes sparkle like a toy store on Christmas morning. Can I be your Ken?

"Ha, interesting choice! I'm more of a LEGO enthusiast myself. What's the story behind your peculiar favorite?"

"Are you a Lego set? Because I can't seem to piece together my life without you adding to the design."

Roses are red

I wanna use toys
Lets head to bed
So we can make noise

I love a girl who knows how to have fun! Count me in, but only if you don't mind a little competition with your toy.

Playing with toys can be exciting, but how about we have some real fun together instead? 😏

"Wives, huh? Keeping it playful I see! However, I believe real fun begins when two people understand each other's game."

"Are you a teddy bear? Because I just want to cuddle and play with you all day long."

"Do you like Lego? Cause I can't imagine building my dreams without you."

"Lovesense toy, huh? I'm more of a Legos kind of guy - we can build a relationship instead of relying on batteries!"

My pants is like a Happy Meal. So why dont you open it up? You will find a big toy inside.

Haha, I like your boldness! Maybe one day you can show me your skills in person. 😉

Sounds like a wild fantasy! Let's explore some magic together in person, no toys needed. 😏✨

"In your toxic realm, you're the king, yet still my heart to you does sing."

"Just like a kid in a toy store, I’m lost in your eyes and everything else just seems to disappear."

"Is your heart a fluffy toy? Because I find myself always wanting to cuddle it."

Your presence makes me feel like an enchanted fairy exploring new pleasures with her favorite toy.

"Are you a Lego set? Because we just click and I can't seem to stop playing with my feelings for you."

"Are you a naughty toy? Because every time I'm around you, I feel an irresistible urge to play."

You must be a naughty toy, because you're turning me on in all the right ways.

Haha, sounds intriguing! I'm sure you have quite the collection. Can't wait to witness your skills in action.

Hey you want to watch Toy Story with me ?

Or at least look at my w**....

"Toys can be fun, but creating memories with a captivating woman like you sounds way more exciting to me."

I bet cuddling with you is even softer than that fluffy unicorn stuff toy. Can't wait to find out for myself.

"Like a sonnet in spring, your charm is a joy, could this humble boy be your heart's favorite toy?"

Haha, sounds like quite the evening! Silk and toys, you know how to treat yourself. Very intriguing.