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Top 27 Weight Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Weight chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Happy Valentines Day. Lets go eat our weight in roof insulation!

  2. Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty!

  3. Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

    Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.

  4. Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?

  5. How much does your iPhone weight? Enough to Break the ice.

  6. So I heard you from across the weight room...Do you make that noise for everything?

  7. So when I add more weight does it make it harder or easier?

  8. Do you want to know how I got these muscles?

    Lifting children out of poverty.

    Optional follow up: Shame I always rerack my weights...

  9. Me without you is like a lift without weights.

  10. Do you think my skull can support your weight?

    I say you sit on my face to find out

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Funny weight pickup lines

Wanna play carnival
You sit on my face i guess you’re weight

How much does a polar beat weight? Enough to break the ice!

Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

Have you lost weight? Your Lightness is Unbearable, and it's doing something to my Being.

Is your daddy a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

Speed, acceleration, weight, handling, and traction, I got it all in bed. Want a test drive?

The weights in this gym just aren't heavy enough... would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches?

How do I get my girlfriend to lose some weight? I was thinking I should get her on Subway sandwiches like Jared. No really, is this place low-fat?

Wanna sit on my face and let me guess your weight?

Heat makes things expand... so I don't have a weight problem... I am just hot!

I would swim 100 miles up the Amazon River with 50 kilogram weights tied to my scrotum, with nothing more than Ellen Degeneres’s queefs as my air supply, if it meant that I could have one seafood dinner with you over Skype, using a dial-up internet connection … So what do you say, can I have your number?

O! Prithee sitteth upon my visage, and perchance to let me divine thy weight.

I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into yo mouth

Girl, are you trying to loose some weight? How about some protein style.

I can eat my weight in cocktail wieners