I am good at coming from behind...

Should we go for an Eagle or a Birdie tonight?

Hey girl are you Jesus?…

…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

eh kinda works

Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.

Are you a ninja?

Cuz I'm a master of the Wood Style, baby. I'll train you all night long.

I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

Hey baby, wanna see my putter?

Are you a tree?

Because punching you gives me wood.

Are you Winnie-the-Pooh?

Because you're giving me The Hundred Acre Wood right now.

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you're better in bed than elin, ill be the judge.,Wanna polish my driver?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

I'm Tiger Woods!

Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

Hello there my sponsor told me to just DO you.

Hey baby, wanna help me get wood?

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

You wanna ride my wood?

Cause we can go as far as you like.

I'm half black in all the right places.

Wanna see my putter?

Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

Are you sure you don't have a little Tiger Woods in you? Would you like to?

Hey, what does it take to score a hole in one around here?

I'll put my river on your wood.

I see you are very good at skateboarding, how about come over for a visit and I'll put you through on riding my wood.

I know you are not in construction. But you can use my wood anytime.

Babe, let's work construction. I will hand you my wood and we could nail and screw.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

I haven't seen you in these parts of the woods...you come her often?

I know why they call it a beaver. Because I'm dying for some wood.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

I wouldn't mind taking you down the wood's alone.

I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

Are you a tree? Because you are giving me plenty of wood.

I guess you're a carpenter now gurl. Because you just saw my wood stash.

All these pencils but you still think i'm pointless. You're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and t**... you inside out till my wood break.

Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.

I hope you need some planks because I've got wood for you.

Girl, with your love this wood can become a big tree.

Hey girl I'm looking for the 18th hole. Are you her?

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

Are you a carpenter? Because you look like a wood worker.

I am a carpenter, I want to put my wood on your carpets.

How much more gasoline fuel do you need? Cuz I got some wood for you right here.

We need wood.

I love morning rides in the woods.

Babe, want to check out my Wood jutsu?

Girl, I'd like to train you for Wood Style p**... jutsu.

Missing a stud? I got wood for you.

Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

Ride me and you'll get the best quality board wood.

Wanna polish my iron?

Are you Macbeth, cause I'm gonna slay you with my Birnam Wood.

Hey girl, What type of shaft do you love? Aluminum, S#xanium, Composite, Scandium or Wood.

"Are you a wood knot? Because my life has been plane until I saw your grain."

"Just like a perfect piece of woodwork, you've carved a permanent place in my heart."

"Just like wood, you've carved your way straight into my heart."

"Is that the lake calling, or is it just your smile making me want to dive deep into your vibe?"

"Do you believe in love at first hike? Because your smile is as captivating as the woods at sunset."

Do you feel lucky tonight? Maybe it's time to go for a wood shot.

"If we were at a lake, I'd row us to the stars, just to watch you shine!"

"If we were in the woods, I'd happily ride this wave of feelings all the way to the lake!"

"Is your heart made of wood? Because my skills in mill work are perfect for carving our names together."

"Amidst the trees where moonlight prances, your beauty makes my heart take chances."

"Is it just me, or did the moonlight dance on your skin like I want to tonight by the lake?"

"Girl, with the biggest timber on earth, how about I bring some rainfall to your parched wilderness?"

Girl, you sure know how to handle that wood.

"Is it the moonlight or just your smile that makes this lake dance so beautifully tonight?"

Are you made of wood? Because every time I see you, my heart sprouts like a tree.

"Are you a forest breeze? Because every time you dance by the lake, my heart sways with desire."

"Is it just me, or do we have some serious chemistry stirring up in these woods? Let’s explore that vibe."

"Are you a tree? Because I can’t help but dance around you like a squirrel at a lake party!"

"Do you believe in love at first ride? Because I’d take you to the woods and dance all night!"

"Are you a campfire? Because you light up the woods and make me want to dance like no one’s watching!"

"Are you a fox? Because your stunning beauty makes my heart race faster than a hare in the woods."

"In this rain of wood, your smile is the shelter that warms my heart."

As a wood elf, you must have enchanted me because I'm under your spell. Can I explore your forest?

Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.

"Are you a campfire? Because you’re making my heart dance like the flames by the lake."

Are you a naughty wood elf? Because you've been running through my mind all night.

Girl, are you a pinata?

Cuz I would love to beat you with my wood until your sweets gush out.

"Are you a sawdust? Because every time I work, I find you settling in my heart."

"Are you a rare mahogany? Because I've never seen a grain as beautiful as yours, babe."

"Are you a moonlit dance by the lake? Because your glow leaves me mesmerized and wanting to get lost in you."

"Are you a carpenter? 'Cause every time I look at you, I can tell you know how to handle wood."

"Is your name Cedar? Because I'm totally pining for your natural beauty and strength."

"Lost in these woods or lost in your eyes, I know I'm in good hands with your dominant yet tender care."

"Babe, your fiery red hair matches your jacket, but nothing can compare to the flame you've ignited in my heart."

Hey, are you a naughty wood elf? Because I must be under your magic, feeling so enchanted.

"How's about we leave the timber and you let this carpenter carve a special place in your heart tonight?"

"Is it just me, or do we have some serious chemistry waiting to spark in these woods?"

"Do you work in a sawmill? Cause every moment without you feels like a splinter in my heart."

"Do you believe in love at the lake? Because our dance could make even the trees do the cha-cha!"

"In these mad dance woods, your rhythm is so intoxicating; I’d love to get lost with you tonight."

Does a bear c**... in the woods? No, but I'm willing to screw in them.

You must be a naughty wood elf, because you've cast a spell on me with your charm.

"If we danced by this lake, our chemistry would rival the stars—care to make some magic together?"

Girl, you have gotten me lost in my morning wood.

Did you just come out of the woods? Because you look like a handsome country star.

Babe, are you superstitious? Because I foretell that you will knock on wood tonight.

"Are you a beaver? Because daaam, you must have built those curves with extra wood!"

Are you a naughty wood elf? Because you've cast a spell on me with your enchanted beauty.

"Ever fantasized about a grand tree in your barren woods? I've got the largest timber to reforest your desires."

Girl are you a carpenter, because you work my wood into timber.

"Is it the moonlight or just you making these woods come alive? Care to dance by the lake tonight?"

"Is it just the woods, or did you just create a wild spark that’s making my heart race like a dance?"

"Are we in the woods? Because I can feel a spark dancing between us, and it’s electric."

"Is your name Lumberjack? Because every time I see you, I fall like a tree struck by love!"

"You must be a mischievous woodland creature because with just one look, you've stolen my heart."

"Are you a tree? Because you’ve got me falling for you like leaves in the woods."

"You must be the wildflower in the woods, because you’re making my heart race like a brisk hike."

Girl: "So, you're into hiking? Ever get lost in the woods before?"

"Oh absolutely, I once ended up in Narnia, but the WiFi was terrible."

I'm running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain's?

Bae you savin trees

With all the wood you givin me

A girlfriend is like a good carpenter

No wood gets wasted

"If you were a wild dance under the stars, I’d lose myself in your rhythm all night long."

"Are you a tree? Because I can't help but want to dance under your branches by the lake!"

"Are you a lake in the woods? Because my heart dances every time I think about a ride with you!"

"If we danced by the lake in the woods, would you save a spot for me on your heart's playlist?"

I'd love to! Walking through the woods with you sounds perfect. Your suggestion is as refreshing and inviting as your smile.

"Is it the moonlight or your smile that makes this lake dance so beautifully? I'd love to get lost in both."

"Is it raining wood or is it just my heart timbering over every time I see your smile?"

"Even amidst this wooden downpour, your beauty remains the most breathtaking natural wonder."

"Being a carpenter, I know wood, but you've got me completely stumped with your beauty."