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Top 50 Evening Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Evening pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You're so hot,

    even my zipper is falling for you.

  2. I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

    On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.

  3. My dick is such a gentleman

    It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

  4. Come on baby, sex is like pizza:

    Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

  5. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  6. I couldn't forget you, even if someone replaced my brain ...

    ... because you live in my heart.

  7. You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

  8. Even when you're pixelated, you're sexy.

  9. Even if you're 72 dpi, you're worth it.

  10. Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

Funny evening pickup lines

Why don’t I help you extend before yoga this evening?

You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

It's always hot here let's make it even hotter!

Hey babe, you're hot AF. Even hotter than most of the vampires I've burned.

Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

You're so hot I don't even have to alter the data to prove it.

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.

That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Hey girl...You're still beautiful, even if I can't see your face beneath that ski mask.

Girl, even if you deny me, I'll chase you like I mindlessly chase singed's smelly ass.

Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Are you Barça or Dortmund

Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.

I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.

Ma'am, you're so fine I don't even need a Viagra! But I'll take one anyways. Or two.

Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.

Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!!!