I couldn't forget you, even if someone replaced my brain ...

... because you live in my heart.

Hey babe do you even exist ?

You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

Even when you're pixelated, you're sexy.

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

It's always hot here let's make it even hotter!

You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

You must be Saturn, Cuz I feel attracted to you even when I'm million miles away!

Your teeth look great, but they'd look even better in a jar next to my bed.

I'm always with you in spirit babes. Even though spirits don't exist.

Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.

That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

Hey girl...You're still beautiful, even if I can't see your face beneath that ski mask.

Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?

Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.

Girl are you a o**... exam?

Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Are you Barça or Dortmund

Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.

I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

Was your ex an o**... donor?

Its good u left him Coz you cant be with a guy who can’t even give you his heart

Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.

Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.

Even the O2 you exhale is fiz-ine!!!

Are you my prescription medication

Because I don’t even know your name and I’m already prepared to swallow

I just checked my schedule and I'm pretty sure I could have you pregnant by this evening.

In chemistry they teach us real crystals are never perfect

You're like that crystal, beautiful even with all of your imperfections!

Our love could withstand even the roughest of seas.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

Our love is like a recombining binomial; even if we go our own path we'll always find our way back together.

Even if space is endless,

I'd still find you baby.

Even on a cursed day like Friday the 13th, meeting you feels like the biggest blessing.

I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

I’m not even playing cards

Yet I still pulled a queen

That saree looks very nice on you. It would look even better off of you.

Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

I'm going to do things to you, that even your priest only dreamed about.

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class..

I'm not blind

But even if I were I would be able to sense your beauty from a mile away

They should just replace my bat signal with a picture of you. I'd get there even faster.

Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

Babe, you are so beautiful, even an iphone ad can't make you look cuter.

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

Hey baby, you're so beautiful, you even get Mr. Spock excited.

I'll go so deep in your metadata you won't even know what happened....

Not even the veil could make me forget you!

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

Are you the Garba dance?

Because my heart is beating to your rhythm all evening!

Disruptor: Life as an artificial intelligence is really not so bad. You might even say it's "ballin.

You’ve got to get your first tackle in early, even if it’s late.

Roses are red, violets are blue....

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you stargaze with me,
You'd fade even the moon.

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.

If you sneezed I wouldn’t even say ‘God bless you’ because he clearly already did

Even if I looked through every dictionary in the world..

There still wouldn’t be enough words to describe how beautiful you are.

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the s**... tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

Why do we even need guns anyway. You have me.

Dhalsim: The path to enlightenment stretches far beyond the reach of even these arms.

Can I mold you? 'Cause you look even better than my clay.

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to s**... on some sugarcoated t**....

Girl, you must be toxic and radioactive, because I want to study you even if it kills me.

Jessica Sherawat: I like you. I’m even willing to dress in shorts when its freezing outside. I want you to notice me.

Hey girl I know you are a piece of trash

But being an environmental conservationalist I am bound to pick you up. How about 6 in the evening today?

Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.

Katy: I’ve done dumber things with worse odds- but even if that chicken pig is right

Even if all my classes are online...

I want to study you in person.

I can do magic with this cube. My fingers can do even more.

You look great in that dress, you know what you'd look even better in?

My arms

You know how to make your hair look even better? In my lap.

Even the darkest night will end and you will come.

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Ken: Ever consider fighting more relaxed? You’re even making me feel tense!

Juri: I kinda like you. Enough to want to bloody you even more!

I’m a drummer, and I can teach you. I could even let you use my stick.

Ken: A little breeze like that just fans my flames even more!

I’ll still love you even if you have to unbutton your pants after thirds.

Are you a ray of sunshine on a cloudy day? Because you brighten up even the gloomiest moments.

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

Even if all gravity on earth was gone

I'd still fall for you

Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth

I would still fall for you

Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were walking next to me.

Girl u so rare

Not even the pokedex knows you

Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

Even Santa doesnt make hot chocolate as sweet as you.

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my p**....

If you gave me your number, I’d give you something even better.

Even though we don't see the stars out in the sky tonight, you are still shining like one.

I want to be practice CPR on you tonight - even though you are not a plastic CPR dummy.

You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my p**... would stand for you.

You don't even have charisma check proficiency but you already charmed me.

Even if we are all working remote. I want to study your presentation.

Hunk: Even my name tells you I’m S#xy.

I'm like FDR. I don't even need my legs to get things done.

You’re so beautiful; you don’t even need an Instagram filter.

Good thing it's spooktober

Cauz I'll maje you scream even more

Hey girl, are you a medium rare steak?

Coz I'd still eat you even if you're bleeding

Whoa! Those pants make even yer butt look buff!

Even the best fall down sometimes, and girl you make me fall for you tonight.

It’s so hot and humid out here I can’t even wear no drawers.

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

Saddler: I’ll impale you, even if you don’t want me to.

Not even death can save you from me.

Your eyes are made from stardust... and everything else alive, even microbes.

Baby, are you the moon?

'Cause even when it's dark, you light up my world

Even if you are out of my Summon Range, I still want you to be in my world.

I feel better already with you holding my hand, sweets aren’t even needed.

Dam I think even in zero gravity I’d fall for you ️

How the h**... do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

Do you even know what I can do with ben-wa balls and my magnetism powers?

You must be the moon, because you shine even when it’s dark.

Do you still trust people? Even after everything you've been through?

"Are you Snow White? Because even without seven dwarfs, you light up my world with your enchanting beauty."

"Are you Snow White? Because even the fairest in the land could not match your captivating charm."

"Do you play the role of Snow White? Because even among seven billion, you're the only one who caught my eye."

"Hey Snow White, even the seven dwarfs couldn't outshine your beauty. Care to share an apple with me?"

That cat woman suit looks good on you but would look even better on the floor of my bat cave.

"Living in Israel must be divine, but darling, even the Holy Land pales compared to your heavenly beauty."

"Your smile is like a rainbow, turning this Israeli rainstorm into a beautiful day, even faster than my internet connection."

"Even a thunderstorm couldn't drown out my attraction to you, are you sure it's not you disrupting the internet?"