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Top 50 Gurl Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Gurl pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Gurl conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

    Because you got dat kiss ma

  2. Gurl we are like 2 pieces of the same metal in space

    Cuz if we get together I reckon we’ll be inseparable

  3. Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

  4. Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

    Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

  5. Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.

  6. Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.

  7. Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.

  8. Hey gurl wanna see my kettleballs.

  9. Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

  10. Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?

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Funny gurl pickup lines

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Gurl you so Beautiful you look like a 512x512 texture pack.

Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?

Ay gurl, can I implement your interface?

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Hey gurl wanna catch some crabs.

Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

Ayy gurl are you doge?

Cause wow

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

Aye gurl, are you Dumbledore?

Cause you look like a Head Master

Gurl, are you today’s date?

Cause you a 1010 in binary.

Hey gurl are you-

Oh wait, you're a guy with long hair, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry-

As King Geoffrey saig: ‘hey gurl, I’d like to see your head on my pike’.

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Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.

I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.

Ayeee gurl, are you community college?

Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better

HEY GURL! ARE YOU GOOGLE?

Cause I always want you down onto me!

Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .

Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.

Ey gurl,

Do you uhm wanna go like hang out. And uhm. We can like get coffee and maybe we can possibly like hold hands, I mean if you want. Please.

Aye yo baby gurl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just gave me a foot long

Gurl are you Physics?

Cause I don't understand you, yet I love you.

Gurl, you da only one I'd ever spend my minutes on.

Ay gurl, ima use 1000 years of death on you in bed.