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Top 50 Gurl Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Gurl pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

    Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

  2. Ay gurl, do you need an inhaler?

    Because you got dat ass ma

  3. Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

  4. Hey gurl, are you Abraham?

    Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.

  5. Hey gurl, if you were a province of the Roman Empire, you would be BAEtica.

  6. Aye gurl. You are more beautiful than a full set of Daedric armor.

  7. Damn gurl, you hotter than Din's Fire.

  8. Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.

  9. Hey gurl wanna see my kettleballs.

  10. Yo gurl, I heard you're good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

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Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?

Ayyy gurl is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.

Gurl you so Beautiful you look like a 512x512 texture pack.

Hey gurl, you lookin' a little stressed out. Why don't you let me check yo' thetan levels back at MY place?

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Hey gurl... are you the earth?

Because you only get hotter the older you get.

Hey gurl wanna catch some crabs.

Gurl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

Damn gurl, are you British?

Because you just conquered my heart

Ayy gurl are you doge?

Cause wow

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

Gurl, are you today’s date?

Cause you a 1010 in binary.

Aye gurl, are you Dumbledore?

Cause you look like a Head Master

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Working Gurl tinder opener

As King Geoffrey saig: ‘hey gurl, I’d like to see your head on my pike’.

Hey gurl, All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

Hey gurl are you-

Oh wait, you're a guy with long hair, oh my gosh, I'm so sorry-

Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.

I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.

Ayeee gurl, are you community college?

Because I'd do you for 2 years before moving onto something better


Cause I always want you down onto me!

Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.

Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .

Damn gurl, you’re making my floppy disk

Into a hard drive

Ey gurl,

Do you uhm wanna go like hang out. And uhm. We can like get coffee and maybe we can possibly like hold hands, I mean if you want. Please.