Top 18 Monkey Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Monkey rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Monkey pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Hey, because you are a big monkey, does that mean you have one?
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I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.
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If all goes well, I'll give you the Monkey Wand.
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For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana
;)
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Come by to my cabin and I show you my monkey!
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Do you like monkeys?
Because I guarantee you'll love macaque
Working short monkey pickup lines to impress a girl
Roses are red, i'm a monkey
Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey
Are you a monkey?
Coz I wanna feed you my banana
I’ll tell you the same thing I tell monkey vacuums. s**... macaque.
Hey girl, are you a monkey?
'Coz I wanna feed you my banana.
I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please s**... it gently
R U Mine? *Start blasting Arctic Monkeys*
Wanna be my monkey woman?
monkey Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.
Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO
Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.
No more monkey around. I'd go banana if you went to Prom with me.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Monkey phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Monkey lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.