82 Monkey Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 82 monkey pick up lines for her and flirty monkey rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about monkey that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your monkey rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny monkey pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty monkey joke for a great chat response.

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A good Monkey pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey, because you are a big monkey, does that mean you have one?
I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.
If all goes well, I'll give you the Monkey Wand.
For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana

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"Yotam Shayo, are you a monkey? Because bananas aren't the only thing that's driving me crazy about you."
"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because I can't seem to tear myself away from you, despite all the monkey business!"

Short and cute monkey pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about monkey are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Just like monkeys love red fruit, I can't help but go bananas over your loyalty and vibrant personality!"

"Are you Curious George? Because I've been monkeying around trying to find a girl like you."

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself peeling my attention away from everything else just to monkey around with you."

"Are you a monkey? Because your cuteness is driving me bananas; it’s surely not just monkey business!"

"Are you a monkey? Because your cuteness is making my heart do backflips like a circus act."

"Is your name Curious George? Because I've been monkeying around my whole life just trying to find you."

"Are you a theory from an IIT lecture? Because even the monkey in the park couldn't stop thinking about you."

Cheesy monkey Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Is your name Yotam Shayo? Because my heart's swinging from tree to tree just like a monkey, in search of your love."

"Excuse me, but is that a monkey chasing you, or is your beauty simply driving me bananas?"

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Or should I climb this tree again?"

"Is your name Tarzan? Because you've got me swinging from the branches with that irresistible monkey charm of yours."

"This must be a jungle, because your beauty makes me go ape!"

"Did you escape from an IIT classroom? Because even the monkey on the tree found your intelligence alluring."

"If kisses were flowers, I'd be a frog hopping from one lily to your monkey tree."

Funny monkey Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Monkey conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Come by to my cabin and I show you my monkey!

"Though caramel to your vanilla taste, in love's sweet song we could make the perfect base."

"Is your name Curious George? Because I'm bananas about you and your monkey business is driving me wild!"

"Are you a monkey's uncle? Because I'm bananas for you."

"Well, I'm more of an Aladdin, minus the monkey sidekick. Too many bananas and not enough room for a magic carpet."

"Are you a red banana? Because my monkey-heart goes bananas every time I see your loyal, fiery charm!"

"Just like a monkey chases bananas, I find myself naturally drawn to your captivating charm."

"I must be a love-struck monkey, because my heart is going bananas every time it chases after you."

"Call me the Man with the Yellow Hat because, like Curious George, I can't help but monkey around when I'm near you."

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself going absolutely ape for you."

"Are you a song by Arctic Monkeys? Cause every moment with you feels like a romantic melody."

"Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling and my monkey instincts can't resist."

Clever monkey Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Monkey hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself going absolutely bananas for Yotam Shayo, the charming monkey girl."

"Are you a banana tree? Because this playful monkey is going bananas over your captivating beauty."

"Is your dad a zookeeper? Because you're as adorable as a monkey and bananas don't compare to your appeal!"

"Are you a red light? Because every time I see you, even my monkey instincts tell me to stop and stay loyal."

"I may not be white chocolate, but this caramel boy wants to bring some flavor into your life, babe!"

"Hey, I like to playfully call beautiful girls Monkey, but for you, it's a term of endearing enchantment."

"Your smile's so sweet, like a banana under the summer heat, can I be the monkey to make your life complete?"

"I must be in the Jungle Book, because I'm falling for Queen of the Swingers over here."

Do you like monkeys?

Because I guarantee you'll love macaque

"Are you a banana? Because I'm that monkey who simply can't stop chasing your irresistible sweetness."

"I must be bananas, because every time I see you, my heart starts monkeying around!"

Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

Smooth monkey Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Monkey pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Is your name Jane Goodall? Because my heart's gone bananas for your adorable charm."

"Is there a monkey chasing you, or is it just your charm that has me swinging from tree to tree?"

"Are you a Disney princess? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than Lightning McQueen."

"Is your name Arctic Monkeys? Because you've got me Cornerstone-struck with your vibe and I'm in love."

Did it hurt when you fell from the tree? Because girl, you're a knockout!

Are you a monkey?
Coz I wanna feed you my banana

"Are you a banana? Because I'm one caramel monkey who's gone bananas over you!"

"Can I borrow a banana? Because I can't help but go ape over you."

"If chasing love is like a monkey after bananas, then consider me the most determined primate around."

"You're a monkey in jest, yet a queen in my chest, for a chance at your heart, I'll outshine the rest."

"Is your name Yotam Shayo? Because my heart is swinging from branch to branch just like a love-struck monkey."

"Do you believe in evolution? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I've discovered a beautiful new species."

Flirty monkey Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Monkey pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Is your name George by any chance? Because I just can't help feeling like the curious monkey drawn to you."

"Are you a monkey? Because bananas aren't the only thing you've got me going ape for."

If I were a monkey, I'd swing into your heart without hesitation.

"Like Arctic Monkeys' music, your beauty hits me hard and leaves me yearning for more."

I’ll tell you the same thing I tell monkey vacuums. s**... macaque.

"Are you Curious George? Because I've been monkeying around to find someone as interesting as you."

"Do you believe in evolution? Because I've just evolved into a man who can't resist your charm."

"Is your name Jane? Because this Tarzan's heart is going ape over you!"

"Girl, are you King Kong? Because my heart is certainly beating faster than a jungle drum."

"Are you a monkey? Cause you're driving me bananas with your cuteness!"

"Girl, you're hotter than an Arctic Monkey's concert; let's turn up the volume and dance into the encore together."

"Hey, are we in the jungle? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to swing like a monkey."

Cringe monkey Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Is your tail invisible? Because you've got me swinging from the branches with that monkey-like charm of yours."

"Excuse me miss, but can I call you Monkey? Because your beauty has me swinging from the stars."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because I'm bananas for you."

Hey girl, are you a monkey?

'Coz I wanna feed you my banana.

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.

No more monkey around. I'd go banana if you went to Prom with me.

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please s**... it gently

R U Mine? *Start blasting Arctic Monkeys*

Wanna be my monkey woman?

I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Monkey love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Monkey chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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