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139 Monkey Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 139 monkey pick up lines for her and flirty monkey rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about monkey that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with monkey rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny monkey pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty monkey joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Monkey Rizz

A good Monkey pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey, because you are a big monkey, does that mean you have one?

  2. I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.

  3. If all goes well, I'll give you the Monkey Wand.

  4. For women to men: are you a monkey? 'Cause I'd love to peel your banana

    ;)

  5. "Are you Gorilla Glue? Because I can't seem to tear myself away from you, despite all the monkey business!"

  6. "Just like monkeys love red fruit, I can't help but go bananas over your loyalty and vibrant personality!"

Short and cute monkey pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about monkey are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Are you Curious George? Because I've been monkeying around trying to find a girl like you."

Your playlist must be fire because you're as smooth as Partynextdoor, cool as Arctic Monkeys, and sexy as Childish Gambino.

"Yotam Shayo, are you a monkey? Because bananas aren't the only thing that's driving me crazy about you."

"Are you a monkey? Because your cuteness is driving me bananas; it’s surely not just monkey business!"

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself peeling my attention away from everything else just to monkey around with you."

"Are you a monkey? Because your cuteness is making my heart do backflips like a circus act."

"Are you a song from '505'? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect melody."

Cheesy monkey Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If I had a Devil Fruit power, I'd use it to steal your heart like a true pirate.

"I must be a monkey because I can't stop playing around you."

Are you a mixtape? Because you've got all the right beats that make my heart skip a few.

"I must be a capuchin monkey because I'm totally bananas for you, girl."

"You must be the secret track on an Arctic Monkeys album because I can't stop replaying the thought of you."


"Are you a vinyl? Because every time I hear '505,' I want to get lost in your melody."

"Do you believe in love at first listen? Because I think I just found my favorite track."

Funny monkey Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Monkey conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I swing by again like a big monkey?"

Did it hurt when you fell from the tree? Because you're one feisty little monkey!

"Are you a song by Arctic Monkeys? Because every moment with you feels like my favorite track on repeat."

"Is your name Curious George? Because I've been monkeying around my whole life just trying to find you."

"Are you a theory from an IIT lecture? Because even the monkey in the park couldn't stop thinking about you."

"If you were a lyric from Arctic Monkeys, you'd definitely be the one I'd want to whisper in my ear."

"Excuse me, but is that a monkey chasing you, or is your beauty simply driving me bananas?"

"Is your name Yotam Shayo? Because my heart's swinging from tree to tree just like a monkey, in search of your love."

"Hey Joe, watching Andrew Tate every day, you're as rare and valuable as your NFTs display."


"This must be a jungle, because your beauty makes me go ape!"

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Or should I climb this tree again?"

"Did you escape from an IIT classroom? Because even the monkey on the tree found your intelligence alluring."

Clever monkey Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Monkey hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Is your name Tarzan? Because you've got me swinging from the branches with that irresistible monkey charm of yours."

Oh captain of the Straw Hats, your spirit so bold, together we'll find One Piece, worth more than gold.

"If you were a track on 505, you'd be my favorite—so captivating I can't help but hit repeat."

"If you were an Arctic Monkeys track, you'd be 'I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor'—absolutely unforgettable."

Joe, you're like a prized NFT collection, as valuable and captivating as Andrew Tate's monkey art selection.

"Baby, are you a monkey? Because I go bananas whenever I see you."

"If we were in a 505, I’d never want to leave. Care to take a ride with me?"

"Are you a banana in Monkey Raft? Because you just made my heart go ape! 🐒🍌"

Come by to my cabin and I show you my monkey!


"If kisses were flowers, I'd be a frog hopping from one lily to your monkey tree."

Hey Joe, watching you is like collecting NFTs - addictive and worth every second.

Are you a banana? Because I find you very a-peeling, just like my love for monkeys.

Smooth monkey Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Monkey pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Is your name Curious George? Because I'm bananas about you and your monkey business is driving me wild!"

"Though caramel to your vanilla taste, in love's sweet song we could make the perfect base."

"Are you a song by Arctic Monkeys? Because you've got me feeling electric and craving more of your rhythm."

"Are you a monkey's uncle? Because I'm bananas for you."

"Are you a song from the Arctic Monkeys? Because every moment with you feels like my favorite melody."

If Joe's eyes were NFTs, they'd be rarer than Andrew Tate's monkeys. You're a masterpiece worth watching!

"Well, I'm more of an Aladdin, minus the monkey sidekick. Too many bananas and not enough room for a magic carpet."

"Are you a red banana? Because my monkey-heart goes bananas every time I see your loyal, fiery charm!"

If I were a monkey, I'd swing towards you every time. You're simply irresistible.


"Call me the Man with the Yellow Hat because, like Curious George, I can't help but monkey around when I'm near you."

"Just like a monkey chases bananas, I find myself naturally drawn to your captivating charm."

"I must be a love-struck monkey, because my heart is going bananas every time it chases after you."

Flirty monkey Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Monkey pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself going absolutely ape for you."

"If you were a lyric in 505, you'd be the part that makes my heart skip a beat."

If I were a monkey, I'd never let you go bananas without me by your side.

"Are you a banana tree? Because this playful monkey is going bananas over your captivating beauty."

"Are you a banana? Because I find myself going absolutely bananas for Yotam Shayo, the charming monkey girl."

"Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling and my monkey instincts can't resist."

"Are you a song by Arctic Monkeys? Cause every moment with you feels like a romantic melody."

Are you Joe? Because just like Andrew Tate, you're a rare find among 100 monkeys.

"You must be a big monkey, because my heart does backflips just thinking about swinging through life with you."


"Are you an Arctic Monkey song? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of ways I can't resist."

"Is your dad a zookeeper? Because you're as adorable as a monkey and bananas don't compare to your appeal!"

"Are you a song by Arctic Monkeys? Because you’ve got me feeling like I’m dancing in the dark."

Cringe monkey Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"I may not be white chocolate, but this caramel boy wants to bring some flavor into your life, babe!"

"Do you know what's even cuter than a monkey? You, swinging into my heart."

"Are you a red light? Because every time I see you, even my monkey instincts tell me to stop and stay loyal."

"Hey, I like to playfully call beautiful girls Monkey, but for you, it's a term of endearing enchantment."

"Your smile's so sweet, like a banana under the summer heat, can I be the monkey to make your life complete?"

"I must be in the Jungle Book, because I'm falling for Queen of the Swingers over here."

"Are you a song from the Arctic Monkeys? Because every time I hear '505,' I can’t help but smile."

"Are you a big monkey? Because you've just swung right into my heart with that charming smile."

Do you like monkeys?

Because I guarantee you'll love macaque

"Are you a banana? Because I'm that monkey who simply can't stop chasing your irresistible sweetness."

"I must be bananas, because every time I see you, my heart starts monkeying around!"

Roses are red, i'm a monkey

Why don't you bend over, so i can slap that donkey

"Is there a monkey chasing you, or is it just your charm that has me swinging from tree to tree?"

"Is your name Jane Goodall? Because my heart's gone bananas for your adorable charm."

"If you were a lyric from Arctic Monkeys, you'd be my favorite line—so sweet, I can't help but smile."

Are you the One Piece? Because finding you would make me the king of pirates.

"Are you a Disney princess? Because every time I see you, my heart races faster than Lightning McQueen."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I climb a tree and swing by again?"

"Are you a monkey? Because my heart swings whenever you’re around!"

"With your collection of monkeys so fine, Joe, your taste in art is as exquisite as mine."

"Is your name Arctic Monkeys? Because you've got me Cornerstone-struck with your vibe and I'm in love."

"Are you a big monkey? Because my heart swings wildly every time I see you smile."

Are you a monkey?

Coz I wanna feed you my banana

Did it hurt when you fell from the tree? Because girl, you're a knockout!

"Can I borrow a banana? Because I can't help but go ape over you."

"You're a monkey in jest, yet a queen in my chest, for a chance at your heart, I'll outshine the rest."

"If chasing love is like a monkey after bananas, then consider me the most determined primate around."

"Is your name Yotam Shayo? Because my heart is swinging from branch to branch just like a love-struck monkey."

"Are you a banana? Because I'm one caramel monkey who's gone bananas over you!"

"Are you a song by the Arctic Monkeys? Because every time I hear you, my heart skips a beat."

"Is your name George by any chance? Because I just can't help feeling like the curious monkey drawn to you."

"Are you a monkey? Because bananas aren't the only thing you've got me going ape for."

"Do you believe in evolution? Because every time I look at you, I feel like I've discovered a beautiful new species."

If I were a monkey in the jungle, I'd swing from tree to tree just to catch a glimpse of you.

"Do you play Roblox to build bridges? Because you've just crossed into my heart!" ❤️🏗️

"Are you a song by Arctic Monkeys? Because every moment with you feels like the best playlist ever."

"Do you believe in love at first listen? Because your vibe is as intoxicating as that Arctic Monkeys track."

"If you were a song on the '505' album, you'd definitely be my favorite track—I can't get enough."

Are you made of gold and jewels? Because you're the real treasure I'm searching for.

If I were a monkey, I'd swing into your heart without hesitation.

"Are you 505? Because every moment with you feels like a thrilling ride I never want to end."

I’ll tell you the same thing I tell monkey vacuums. s**... macaque.

"Do you believe in evolution? Because I've just evolved into a man who can't resist your charm."

"Like Arctic Monkeys' music, your beauty hits me hard and leaves me yearning for more."

"Are you a song by Arctic Monkeys? Because you’ve got my heart dancing to your rhythm."

"If you were a track on 505, I’d play you on loop, because your vibe is simply irresistible."

"Is your name Jane? Because this Tarzan's heart is going ape over you!"

"Are you Curious George? Because I've been monkeying around to find someone as interesting as you."

"Girl, you're hotter than an Arctic Monkey's concert; let's turn up the volume and dance into the encore together."

"Girl, are you King Kong? Because my heart is certainly beating faster than a jungle drum."

"Are you a monkey? Cause you're driving me bananas with your cuteness!"

Are you a monkey? Because you've been swinging around in my mind all day.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you must be the One Piece I've been looking for.

Are you a mixtape? Because you've got the perfect blend of Partynextdoor, Arctic Monkeys, and Childish Gambino.

Ahoy, Monkey D. Luffy, your courage shines bright, like the treasure we seek in the starry night.

"Excuse me miss, but can I call you Monkey? Because your beauty has me swinging from the stars."

"Hey, are we in the jungle? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to swing like a monkey."

"If we were both at 505, I’d make sure our moment was just as unforgettable as that track."

"Do you believe in love at first swing? Because I'm bananas for you."

"Is your tail invisible? Because you've got me swinging from the branches with that monkey-like charm of yours."

Hey girl, are you a monkey?

'Coz I wanna feed you my banana.

Hey baby is your gorilla enclosure open for monkey business?

Better than dropping a banana out a cruise window.

Someone, misses you, needs you, worries about you, lonely without you,
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

I love the way you move…like butter on a bald monkey.

Wanna be my monkey woman?

No more monkey around. I'd go banana if you went to Prom with me.

I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please s**... it gently

R U Mine? *Start blasting Arctic Monkeys*

Girl, we can play zoo..and you can tame my monkey.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Monkey love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Monkey openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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