Wanna ride my Monster truck?

Let's do our repeat battle all night in bed, until this Monster reaching its MAX level.

Is your defense broken? Because this monster is ready to p**... you.

Girl, are you magical essence? cause you awaken my inner monster.

Jin: There are nothing but monsters in this world. That includes you and I.

Once you see the monster in my pants, you will go Ruh-ruh-Raggy.

Damn, the way you swing that sword really knocks me back

You can hit this monster any time.

And on the 15th day, Shah Dalamadur created dat ass.

I got the Monster Energy you crave.

The c has a plan for us.

I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

Damn girl, I'll need High Grade Earplugs if we keep that up.

Want to enter my labrinth and tap my dark monster? You might just hit the jackpot and get the Gemming Gremlins.

Babe, I'll enter your dimension hole any day to second awaken my monster.

I'm 'bout to go Apex on dat ass, baby.

Girl are you a flip monster?

Because I want to put you in face-down position

Babe, you up for some Monster drink with me tonight?

I don't need no Monster Energy, I already got a Monster in my pants.

Does your father play summoners war? Because he summoned the best monster ever.

Babe, I believe I have strong affinity against your p**.... Let's test it out.

Are you a sea monster? Because you’ve captured my attention with your tall, turquoise charm.

"Is your name Godzilla? Because you've caused a monster crush in my heart, and it's causing total destruction."

Are you a sea monster? Because you've got me all tangled up in your beautiful turquoise gaze.

Babe, you are so hot you make my Tamed Monster wild again.

Are you a monster? Because you have the sharpest smile that cuts through my heart.

"Has the Tickle Monster advised you yet about the man who's utterly enchanted by your radiance and charm? That would be me."

"You must be Godzilla, because you're making a monster impact on my love life."

"Are you Godzilla? Because you're making my heart pound like Tokyo in a monster movie."

"Girl, if you were a monster, you'd be the Loch Ness Beauty causing ripples in my heart."

"Are you Yuna? Because just like in Final Fantasy X, I'd cross oceans and fight monsters just to be with you."

You must have high defense, because my heart can't seem to pierce through your armor.

I am not just a Monster, I got the Monster Ultra.

I use my d**... like a dual blade.

"Hey, are you Godzilla? Because you're making a monster-sized impact on my love life!"

"Are you a sweet dream? Because even my worst devilish thoughts can't beat the angelic allure of your presence."

"In your eyes, I see Hello Kitty's charm, brighter than a Monster Energy's potent storm."

Are you a monster? Because I can't help but want to hunt you down and capture your heart.

"As a Wendigo, I might have an appetite for the unusual, but nothing has ever intrigued me more than your smile."

"As a Wendigo, I'm drawn to hearts, but yours is the one I don't want to devour, just adore."

Are you a monster? Because you make my heart race faster than Saitama's punches.

"You may be a monster, but it's your terrifying charm that's really stolen my heart."

"You dine like a beast, yet beauty increased, darling, you've turned my world into a feast."

"Just like Hercules, I'd face any monster just to steal a moment with your enchanting beauty."

Hey girl, are you a monster? Because you make my heart go "One Punch"!

"Ah, the classic 'burrito mode'! I prefer the 'pillow fort' defense strategy myself. Keeps the monsters away, you know!"

"Girl, you devour food like a monster, can I join your feast of love?"

"Sleep tight, cutie pie. Protect yourself from the monsters under your bed! Sweet dreams and keep safe."

"Desire is just my inner snack monster talking! Got any cravings that rival a midnight fridge raid?"

You must be a rare gem, because your beauty outshines even the Elder Dragons.

"Are you a monster? Because you've captured my heart and I’d love to hunt for your affection!"

Are you a potion? Because being around you boosts my heart stats and fills me with joy.

"They say I'm cold as a Wendigo, but your smile could melt a thousand icy hearts."

"Can I treat you to dinner tonight? I promise, it's the only time I'll find someone else more appetizing than me."

Well, make sure to tuck yourself in tightly! Wouldn't want the blanket monster to come and drag you away. 🛌👹

"Normally, I'm feared as a Wendigo, but for you, I'd be anything you desire."

Your charm is scarier than any movie monster, captivating my heart with every spooky glance.

You must be a rare drop, because meeting someone as stunning as you feels like a treasure hunt.

Are you a Palico? Because you're the cutest support I've ever seen on the battlefield.

"Are you a Dungeon? Because I’d love to explore every level with you—without the monsters, of course!"

"Are you a potion? Because you're the only thing I need to survive in this monster-filled world."

Are you a hunter? Because you've captured my heart with your charming smile.

"You're like a tempting devil, making all my little monsters beat faster, turning nightmares into sweet dreams."

"Is it too beastly to say, your beauty could tame the wildest Wendigo in me?"

"I love how you devour your food; it's sexy. It makes me wonder, can you handle me the same way?"

"Are you my sweet dream or a devilish temptation? Either way, darling, you're beating all my little monsters."

"Is your name Rathalos? Because just the thought of you gets my heart racing in the wild!"

"You're sweet as Hello Kitty, with a Monster Energy rush; your beauty keeps my heart in hush."

"If we were in a horror game, I'd choose to face every monster just to keep you safe."

"Like Slenderman in the forest, you stand tall and unique, your beauty so rare, it would make any monster weak."

"Are you the heart in my SOUL, girl? Because without you, I feel like a monster in the Underground."

"I love how you eat like a beast, but still look like an angel; want to share dessert at my place?"

Is your name a rare drop? Because meeting someone like you feels like a special quest reward.

"Are you into adorable horrors too? Because my heart monster went crazy the moment it spotted you."

"Seeing you eat with such passion is a turn-on. If you're this hungry for food, how about for love?"

If I were a hunter, you'd be the rarest creature I'd never want to release back into the wild.

Are you a Rathalos? Because you've stolen my heart with your fiery charm and grace.

"Just like a devil, you've captured my heart, babe. Now every sweet dream of mine is filled with your mesmerizing beat."

Are you a monster from One Punch Man? Because girl, you've got me feeling unbeatable.

Are you a Monster Hunter? Because you've captured my heart with your charm and grace.

"You must be a rare loot drop because you've stolen my heart with your beauty."

"If we were in a horror game, I’d want to face any monster as long as it’s with you."

"Excuse me, lady, is your name Tickle Monster? Because every time you speak, I find myself helplessly laughing with joy."

"Just like Godzilla, you've left a monster-sized footprint on my heart."

Are you a Kirin? Because you light up my world like thunder with your beauty.

"Wow, a kid character? My acting skills peaked at pretending to be a snack monster during snack time. Any chance you moonlight as a superhero?"

"You eat like a beast and it's cute; how about we share the main course called 'life'?"

"As a Wendigo, I'm known to be heartless. But darling, you just made mine beat again."

"You devour food like a monster, yet remain undeniably sexy; fancy a midnight snack in bed?"

"Devouring like a monster, yet as graceful as a fawn; your charm's unmatched, dear maiden, it dawns brighter than the dawn."

"Just like Godzilla, you're a monster in my eyes - monstrously beautiful and devastatingly irresistible."

Have you ever heard the Monster Mash?

Cuz I’d like to monster smash

"Are you my sweet dream or a delightful devil? Either way, your beauty beats all the little monsters in my heart."

Did it hurt when you fell from the Monster's nest? Because you're a rare gem to find.

Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.

Are you a monster? Because you've stolen my heart with your sharp charm and wit.

"Can I call you 'SOUL'? Cause you've captured my heart just like a monster from Undertale!"

Are you a Palico? Because you're the purr-fect companion on this hunt.

Are you a monster? Because you've got me feeling like I need a hero right now.

U are the Monster to my kidneys,

Love hurts <3

"Though you eat like a monster, your grace is no blunder, in your presence my heartbeats do thunder."

Are you a Toradora fan?

Because I'd love to see your seaweed monster.

Hey girl, are you single again?

Because without your monster you're a cookie

"Don't worry, my heart isn't as cold as my wendigo nature, it warms up only for your sweet smile."

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or were you just running away from a scary monster? 😏

Did you just turn into a furry monster? Because I'm feeling a sudden urge to run.

"If being a devilishly sweet dream were a crime, you'd beat all the monsters in serving a life sentence."

"Just like Godzilla, you've destroyed my defenses and taken over my heart with your monster charm."

Are you a Palico? Because you’re purr-fect in every way.

Eyy babe wanna get up on my monster truck for ride?

Cause i got two inches of pure raw power for you

Are you a pokemon?

Because you got one monster in your pocket that i would like to catch.

I’ve got a monster in my pocket...

...and he wants to peek at you.

Let's snort some lifepowder and get freaky.

My bowgun's pierce shots aren't the only things that are going to be penetrating something tonight.

Pretty sure you have better stats without your gear on

Rapid Fire Water? I didn't know you were an LBG main!

Should we make like Kulve Taroth and leave?

Think you can last as long as a mega dash juice?

Wanna check out my Brach Pounder? it'll cover you in Mystery Slime.

Wanna help me test my hammering techniques?

Wanna know why they call me Renophlos? I’d like to ram you from behind

Wanna put your khezu in my pitfall trap?

Wanna see if my raw meat gives you stamina?

Wanna see my gunlance? It'll involve vigorous thrusting which ends in an explosive climax!

Wanna see my lance techniques up close?

Wanna try my wooden sword with a +10 focus talisman

We should go to your place, I’ll bring my sword and shield.

Why don't you take my hardhorn and make a Rising Tempest?

With all the parts that we have, we going to craft some sweet loving tonight.

Wow, you must be running that +10 KO set.

You are just like honey, you make everything better.

You are the best achievement that I have ever gotten.