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Top 50 Monster Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Monster chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm gonna call you Odysseus, because you're about to meet a one-eyed monster.

  2. Are you Dr. Frankenstein? Because you just brought my monster to life.

  3. I need you like the cookie monster needs cookies.!

  4. You must be a monster, because I can’t stop hunting you down.

  5. Wanna ride my Monster truck?

  6. The c has a plan for us.

    I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

  7. Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.

  8. Hey girl are you a Dino?

    Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

  9. I’ve got a monster in my pocket...

    ...and he wants to peek at you.

  10. Eyy babe wanna get up on my monster truck for ride?

    Cause i got two inches of pure raw power for you

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Funny monster pickup lines

Are you a pokemon?
Because you got one monster in your pocket that i would like to catch.

Aye baby gurrl you sure you only got evade extender? Cuz thats not the only thing you extending right now.

Your shoes are like tiny, adorable monsters that I’m only slightly afraid of.

Ah. So your Kulve Tarroth. Everyone loves grinding you.

Hey, baby. Let's make like a couple of NPCs on the set of minecraft Monster's, inc.

Are you flash bomb? Because your beauty is blinding

I have skin of a monster. A silky smooth monster.

I use my dick like a dual blade.

Are you a wing? Because my insect glaive just got some white essence from you.

I don't know anything about monsters. Except the one in my pants.

Are you a Silver Rathalos, cause you're harder than ever!

Are you an Uraagan? Because Uraagan scute.

Do you prefer magjestic horn, twisted horn, or spiral horn?

Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty horny and I wanna knock your clothes off

Are you lost with the lump of meat quest? I know where to get em.

Are you new to Monster Hunter? Let me teach you how to mount in person.

Damn girl, I'll need High Grade Earplugs if we keep that up.

Babe I'll let you farm my horn all night long.

Babe I'm no Brachydios, but I'll still pound you for 50 minutes straight

Babe you are so hot you auto upgrade my weapons.

Are you a Rathian? Because I would love to hammer pound your face!

Want to ride on my Monster truck?

Are you a Greatsword main? 'Cause you time your hits just right.

Call me the Tigrex, cause I'm not slowing down till you finish me off.

Call me Steve, baby- slick, sharp, and covered in gold.