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Top 50 Monster Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Monster pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Monster conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I'm gonna call you Odysseus, because you're about to meet a one-eyed monster.

  2. Ey girl, are you a monster?

    Cause you are FrankenFINE.

  3. Are you Dr. Frankenstein? Because you just brought my monster to life.

  4. I need you like the cookie monster needs cookies.!

  5. You must be a monster, because I can’t stop hunting you down.

  6. There is monsters near my bed can i sleep in urs?

    Made it while playing minecarft

  7. Wanna ride my Monster truck?

  8. The c has a plan for us.

    I feel in my heart, he's telling me he wants you to lay hands on my noodly appendage.

  9. Girl are you a flip monster?

    Because I want to put you in face-down position

  10. Your daddy must’ve been a pirate, cuz he had some great booty. Too bad you’re a hideous sea monster.

Funny monster pickup lines

Have you ever heard the Monster Mash?
Cuz I’d like to monster smash

U are the Monster to my kidneys,

Love hurts <3

Are you a Toradora fan?

Because I'd love to see your seaweed monster.

Hey girl, are you single again?

Because without your monster you're a cookie

Eyy babe wanna get up on my monster truck for ride?

Cause i got two inches of pure raw power for you

I’ve got a monster in my pocket...
...and he wants to peek at you.

Are you a tuner monster? Because you’re powering up my Syncro. (Yugioh)

Are you flash bomb? Because your beauty is blinding

I've got a sea monster in my pants!

Are you a wing? Because my insect glaive just got some white essence from you.

Don’t worry, I won’t blythe.

Do you prefer magjestic horn, twisted horn, or spiral horn?

Are you a Rathian? Because I would love to hammer pound your face!

Are you an Uraagan? Because Uraagan scute.

I have skin of a monster.

A silky smooth monster.

Are you lost with the lump of meat quest? I know where to get em.

Are you new to Monster Hunter? Let me teach you how to mount in person.

Aye baby gurrl you sure you only got evade extender? Cuz thats not the only thing you extending right now.

Are you a Greatsword main? 'Cause you time your hits just right.

Do me like a Tigrex, baby, and I'll be screamin' all night long.

Are you a Great Jagras? Cause I’d let you eat me.

Do it like Baruragaru, baby- suck me dry.

Can you be the Seltas to my Seltas Queen? Because I'll pound you then eat you out.