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Top 17 Octopus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Octopus pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Octopus conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If I was an octopus...

    All my three hearts would beat for you.

  2. If I was an octopus, all my 3 hearts would beat for you.

  3. Are you an octopus? Cuz you octopi my thoughts.

  4. If you were an animal you’d be an octopus

    Because they have three hearts and your heart is as big as all three combined.

  5. I'd like to be in your octopus garden.

  6. Girl are you an octopus?

    Because your an 8 out of 10

  7. I wish I was an Octopus

    So then I would have two more hearts beating for you

    - Day 8

  8. Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly? (Octopus)

  9. Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle? (Octopus)

  10. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself. (Octopus)

Funny octopus pickup lines

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me? (Octopus)

Once you've had me, baby, you'll never go back; mostly because you'll starve to death while protecting your eggs. (Octopus)

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me. (Octopus)

Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe. (Octopus)

Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers? (Octopus)

Call me Ishmael......... (Octopus)