Need a little protein?

Do you hang out at the ribosome?

Because you're building all the proteins in my heart.

Hey, baby, wanna bite off my head, mate with my dead body, then eat my head & use the protein for offspring?

Are you a membrane carrier protein? Because I’m ready to let you transport my love across your bilayer.

Baby let's make like a transport protein and pump some hydrogen.

Are you a membrane-bound G protein? Because I’m ready to let you signal my heart’s desires.

What vitamin are you looking for? I heard s**... is made out plenty of proteins, vitamin, and mineral, and I happen to have some with me right now. Want some?

Dang you must be a transport protein because you’ve penetrated my barriers.

Are you a G-protein coupled receptor? Because I am totally coupled to you!

Hey, are you a membrane fusion protein? Because I’m ready to fuse our membranes together.

Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake back at my house?

"Are you a protein? Because after passing through me, a Golgi apparatus, you'll definitely leave more refined and packaged."

"Just like how a ribosome creates proteins, you construct an irresistible attraction that I can't decode."

"Are you a protein? Because going through me, the Golgi apparatus, will make you even more stunning."

"Is your name Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum? Because ever since I met you, my life's been nothing but protein synthesis!"

"Girl, are you the rough endoplasmic reticulum? Because you've got me all ribosome-tied and my proteins synthesizing for you."

"Is your name Art? 'Cause I'm drawn to you more than a gym-addict desperate for their next protein shake."

"Are you a protein? Because I've been waiting to process and sort you out, babe."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're building something special in me, just like proteins."

"Are you the rough endoplasmic reticulum? Because every time I see you, my life seems to protein-synthesize much better."

"Are you a ribosome? Because every time we meet, I feel like we make a perfect protein together."

"Does your protein shake have a secret ingredient? Because your radiant glow is absolutely intoxicating."

"Is that a protein shake? Because your beauty is more nourishing than any supplement."

Are you a ribosome? Because you make my protein synthesis go wild!

"Are you a protein? Because I can package you up perfectly and send you straight to my heart."

"Are you like a protein in the brain? Because you’re breaking down my defenses and clearing my thoughts."

"I must be a protein, and you're a secretory vesicle, because I'm just waiting to be wrapped up in your love."

"Just like a nucleolus controls protein synthesis, your smile controls my heartbeats."

"You must be a protein shake because you're giving me all the right kind of gains."

Are you a ribosome? Because I can't stop thinking about you making my proteins.

"Are you a protein bar? Because you're giving me the energy to keep my heart beating at gym pace."

Are you a protein shake? Because you're looking like a whole lot of muscle and sweetness.

"Are you a protein bar? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases and my muscles feel stronger."

"Are you a protein bar? Because when I'm with you, I feel like I've just hit my daily target of happiness."

"Are you a protein bar? Because every time I see you, my workouts suddenly feel incomplete without you."

"Are you a ribosome? Because every time I see you, I feel like I synthesize protein - we just click together."

"Is that a protein shake? Because your beauty is too strong, it must be fortified with vitamins and minerals."

"Is it just me, or did I just lose all coordination when you walked in? You're mesmerizing."

"Hey girl, do you like protein? Because I've got a pair of Deez Nuts waiting to be your perfect snack."

"Hey baby, are you a ribosome? Because every time I'm with you, I feel like I'm full of proteins!"

"Are you a protein shake? Because I feel stronger and happier every time I'm with you."

"Darling, are you a protein? My ribosome seems to be synthesizing an intense attraction towards you!"

"Are you a ribosome? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to produce proteins of love."

"You must be a protein bar because you're turning my soft emotions into solid feelings."

"Are you a protein bar? Because when I feel weak, just one look at you instantly gives me strength."

Are you made of ribosomes? Because girl, you're the protein to my amino acids!

Are you a ribosome? Because you're the protein synthesis to my amino acids.

Are you a ribosome? Because you make my proteins fold in all the right ways.

"Hey girl, are you a ribosome? Because you're making my proteins react in all the right ways."

"Are you the Golgi Apparatus? Because you're really good at processing my heart into a love protein."

"Like a ribosome creates proteins, your presence creates happiness in my life."

Babe are you a gym brat

Cuz I could complete your protein requirement in just one shot

"Gymrat? More like gym hamster! I just keep running in circles while trying to find the perfect protein smoothie recipe. What’s your secret workout snack?"

If I was a protein I would want to be a helicase so I could unzip your pants.

"Just like a nucleolus coordinates protein synthesis, I can't help but coordinate my world around you."

Are you a ribosome? Because you're the protein synthesis to my RNA, completing me.

Are you a ribosome? Because you make my proteins synthesize with excitement!

"Are you a protein? Because my ribosome has been synthesizing for you all day."

"Hey baby, are you a protein? Because my ribosome is ready to translate your love."

"Is your name Protein Bar? Cause you're giving me the energy to keep going...right into your heart!"

Are you a ribosome? Because you're the protein synthesis to my cellular structure.

Are you a protein shake? Because you're shaking up my workout routine!

"Do you have a name or can I call you my protein bar? Because you're definitely improving my strength and endurance."

"Are you a protein shake? Because you’re the perfect blend of strength and sweetness I need in my life."

"Are you a protein? Because I can package you up and send you anywhere you want—preferably to my heart."

"Baby, you must be a ribosome, because you make everything in my life come together like a perfect protein."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you've been producing the proteins to my heart."

"Are you a protein? Because I’d love to package you up and ship you to my heart!"

Are you a ribosome? Because I want you to be the site of my protein synthesis.

"Conner may be your gym buddy, but how about we swap those protein shakes for a purple Alani drink and some conversation?"

"Are you a rare protein? Because you’ve got my brain losing motor functions and my heart racing."

"Are you a neurotoxin? Because my heart's losing all motor functions the moment I saw you."

"Is your name Neuroprotein? Because you’ve got me feeling so clear-headed and alive whenever you’re around."

For the chemists / biologists

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

"With muscles like those, Mr. Milkman, you must be delivering protein-rich milk. Care to share a glass at my place?"

"Like a cell to its nucleolus, I find myself gravitating towards you. Got any proteins to share?"

"Are you a nucleolus? Because my RNA is ready to bond with your Ribosome, creating the love protein."

"Hey, are you the rough endoplasmic reticulum? Cause every time I see you, all my thoughts get protein-coated!"

Are you a ribosome? Because you've got all the protein synthesis I need in my life.

"Hey girl, are you the Golgi apparatus? Because you're definitely shaping my life's protein."

"Is that a protein shake? Because your beauty surely strengthens my heart every time I see you."

"Ah, so you're saying I should start eating more kale and protein shakes? Or just start lifting you? Because either sounds like a workout! 💪😄"

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're constantly building the proteins that make my heart race."

Are you a protein? Because girl, you're synthesizing all the amino acids in my ribosome.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the protein shake heaven?"

"Do you have a map of your neurons? Because I'm getting lost in your captivating eyes."

"Just like a ribosome makes proteins, you create happiness in my life. Can't exist without you, darling."

"Are you collagen? Cause our chemistry could make a strong bond stronger than any protein."

"You're so radiant even your protein shake must be blushing, ever thought about sharing one with me?"

"Hey, are you a protein? My ribosomes can't stop translating your beauty."

"Is your name Golgi Body? Because you're processing all my proteins into love."

"Are you a cell? Because I can package my love for you like a Golgi body delivers proteins!"

If I were a ribosome, I'd want to bind to your mRNA and create some protein love.

"Baby, are you a protein? Because my ribosomes can't stop translating for you."

"Is that protein shake magic? Because every time you sip, I feel like I'm falling under your spell."

"Seems like you've just finished sculpting those perfect curves at the gym, can I buy you a protein shake, goddess?"

"Are you a protein? Because I can package you up in my Golgi body and send you right to my heart!"

"Are you a protein shake? Because you've got me feeling strong and shaking with excitement."

Are you a ribosome? Because you make my heart synthesize proteins for you.

"I deliver milk, but your intoxicating smile delivers a punch stronger than any protein shake."

Are you a protein shake? Because you're looking like the perfect post-workout treat.

"Are you a protein? Because I, as a Golgi body, can't help but modify and package you in my heart."

Hey girl, are you a ribosome? Because I can't stop staring at your protein synthesis.

"Do I look like a protein to you? Because I'm trying to get transported across your cell membrane of indifference."

"Excuse me miss, but can I be the mRNA? Because I'd love to be read by your ribosome and turn into protein."

"Girl, if you were a protein bar, you'd be called 'Gorgeous Gainz'... Because with you, my happiness level definitely increases."

"You're so beautiful, even your protein shake should be jealous of the way you glow."

"Are you a protein? Because I’d love to package you up and deliver some serious chemistry together."

"Are you a ribosome? Because whenever I see you, I feel like I've found my site for protein synthesis."

"Are you a protein bar? Because every time I see you, my heart starts doing burpees."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because like a protein bar, you're the boost I need."

"Just like ribosomes translate RNA into proteins, you translate my day into happiness."

"Is your name Ribosome? Because you've been synthesizing proteins in my thoughts all day."

"Just like how Golgi body processes proteins, I can't process my life without you."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're constantly on my mind making my heart proteins."

"Are you a protein? Because my ribosome can't stop translating your beauty into my heart's genetic code."

"Are you a protein bar? Because whenever I look at you, my heart-rate increases and my muscles feel stronger."

"Are you a protein? Because I can't help but package my feelings for you like the Golgi bodies do!"

Are you a protein shake? Because you're definitely giving me the energy to keep going.

Are you a ribosome? Because I can't stop checking you out of the protein synthesis line.

Are you a protein shake? Because you're strong, sweet, and I want you after my workout.

"Like a ribosome synthesizing proteins, your presence creates the perfect chemistry in my life."

"I must be a protein bar, because every time I see you, girl, my heart rate definitely goes high-intensity!"

"Are you a ribosome? Because you're making my protein levels rise every time I see you."

"You must be drinking a protein shake, because your smile strengthens my heart every time."

"I'm not just a milkman, sweetheart. I'm all the calcium and protein your heart needs."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you've been making my heart race faster than protein synthesis."

"Are you a ribosome? Because you make my heart race with your ability to synthesize love's essential proteins."

Are you a ribosome? Because you make my protein synthesis go into overdrive.

Is your name Ribosome? Because you're the key to my protein production process.

"Are you a protein? Because with my Golgi bodies, I can package you up in the best way possible."