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Top 34 Protein Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Protein pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Protein conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you a protein shake

    Coz i wanna share you with my gym buddies

  2. I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

  3. Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my coat protein.

  4. Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.

  5. If you’re not getting enough protein, I can certainly help.

  6. Hey girl, are you Pfizer?

    Cause you just made me express some proteins

  7. Need a little protein?

  8. Hey, baby, wanna bite off my head, mate with my dead body, then eat my head & use the protein for offspring?

  9. Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake back at my house?

  10. If I was a protein I would want to be a helicase so I could unzip your pants.

Funny protein pickup lines

For the chemists / biologists
You're so hot you denature my proteins.

Chicken, Steak, Barbacoa, Carnitas, Sofritas, or My tasty man based protein?

You need some protein with that shake?

No, honestly - it's organic, natural and full of protein!

Girl you are so hot,

You let my proteins denature.

Are you a pancreatic enzyme that is used to digest proteins and enzymes?
Because you’re a real pro tease

Hey is your protein count low

Because i can help

I'll be protein, you be rRNA,

and together we can make some ribosomes.

I hope Rho protein is missing

because I don't want this to terminate.

Rho protein or not,

I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going.

Dang, that protein looks like the right configuration for my nuclear pores.

Show me your channel protein because I’ve got a load of ions for you.

Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed.

How do you get your protein?

Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein darling.

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you

You're so hot you denature my proteins

How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.

Do you want to extract some protein from my column?

Girl, are you trying to loose some weight? How about some protein style.

Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.

Biochemistry Major: You're so hot you denature my proteins.