Hey babe we go together like Beyonce and #1 records!

Is this meeting being recorded? Because I want to see you over and over again.

What’s your PR (Personal Record)? If you go out with me, I will break your record tonight.

"Hyper morning recording sounds like a high-energy job. Could use some of that energy in my morning coffee!"

"Are you a race? Because every time I look at you, even the most 'speedy' men finish in record time."

"Motown classics? You just hit a tender spot in my heart. There's nothing like a soulful groove to set the mood."

"Is your name Vinyl? Because every time I look at you, I see my favorite record spinning endlessly."

Hey girl, are you a DJ? Because you're spinning me right round like a record.

"If we were at a record store, I'd keep flipping till I find you, the rare collection that plays my favorite tune."

Is this meeting recorded, because I want to see you again.

"Well, I do hold the record for speed grieving. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance...all in one coffee break!"

"Cowboy, with those muscles and horsepower, I bet you could ride me all night long. Fancy testing that theory?"

"Your bike may not be built for speed, but girl, your curves could set a new world record."

If I were a Cybertruck, I'd break all records for acceleration... straight into your heart.

Haha, perfect! I'll bring a megaphone just in case. Let's see if we can break some talkative records together!

"Motown, huh? That's classic! Marvin Gaye or Stevie Wonder for your next karaoke song, if you're brave enough to take on the challenge?"

"Just like Speedy in a two-minute relay, looking at you makes my heart race and beat the record straightaway!"

"A Motown aficionado! You're full of surprises. Ever thought of dancing to 'Ain't No Mountain High Enough' together?"

"A hyper morning recording, huh? Sounds like a brisk start to your day. You must be a morning person then?"

"Is your name Newjeans? Because you've got me spinning like a K-pop record on repeat."

"Motown, huh? You've got impeccable taste. There's nothing like a classic to make the heart flutter."

"Is your name Vinyl? Because just like my record collection, I could get lost in you for hours."

"Motown, huh? I can already imagine us slow dancing to the sweet sound of Marvin Gaye. Intriguing choice, I must say."

Are you a broken record? Because I can't get enough of your constant complaints!

"Did Izzy tell you about her date with Speed? Looks like your smile could break that 2-minute record!"

"Are you a vinyl record? Because I'd love to spend hours exploring your grooves, one note at a time."

I'm running out of records. Wanna help me break Wilt Chamberlain's?

"Your indie vibe and golden locks outshine every record in my vinyl collection, gorgeous."

"Motown, huh? There's something magical about that old school soul. Who's your favorite artist from the era?"

"My roller coaster? Well, it breaks ice instead of speed records – just like this line!"

"Well, lucky for you, I've got a PhD in taking jokes and an unbeatable record in roast battles. Hope you've got your fire extinguisher ready!"

"Motown classics? Great taste! There's something special about spinning a Stevie Wonder record on a lazy Sunday, don't you think?"

"Hey, you know how they say universe is constantly expanding? Well, my interest in you just beat its record!"

"Is your heart a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, it feels like my pulse is trying to break the speed record!"

"Motown - now that's a vibe. Nothing like a bit of Smokey Robinson to set the mood. Can you recommend a favourite track?"

"Motown, huh? Love the classic vibes. Ever tried dancing to it? Maybe we could learn some moves together sometime."

"Are you a race? Because when you smile, my heart beats Speed's 2 minute record."

"Ah, the age of vinyl records and mixtapes. Your music taste must be as intriguing as you are."

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm near you, I finish in record time - call me Mr. Speedy!"

"Home safe! Basically broke world records avoiding creepy night crawlers...I'm talking about bugs, not zombies."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, my world records a new 2-minute personal best."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because when I saw you, my heart beat broke its 2-minute record."

"Are you a racing flag? Because when you waved at me, I finished in record 'Speed' time."

"Girl, your beauty sends butterflies sprinting across my heart's track - want to set a new personal record tonight?"

"You're setting global warming records. How about we ignite some sparks of our own before your departure?"

"Are you a vinyl record? Because your voice is classic and I could listen to it on repeat all day."

"Do you have a five-minute slot for some laughter? Because my pick-up line has a perfect attendance record!"

"Oh, I have a great track record! Just like your profile, I aim to impress. 🎉 Any fun plans for this weekend?"

"We've only shared a day, yet you've already set a lifetime record for being irresistibly hot."

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm with you, even the most 'speedy' guys can't help but finish in record time."

"Just like a perfect lap in F1, every moment with you is record-breaking, Miss Philippines."

"Are you a race? Because with me, even the most 'speedy' can't help but finish in record time."

"Are you a timer? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've just beaten Speed's two-minute record."

"Is your name Vinyl? Because your beauty keeps spinning in my mind like my favorite record."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my criminal record for charm?"

"Do you work at a racetrack? Because when I'm around you, I can't help but set a new two-minute laughter lap record."

You must be as fast as a Toronto Maple Leafs player on the field, because you've stolen my heart in record time.

"Your beauty makes my heart skip, like a record sweet and neat, in your presence, life's complete."

"Are you a race track? Because when Speed met you, he finished in record time."

"Ah, a Motown enthusiast! You have an old soul, I see. Ever thought of sharing your favorite track over coffee?"

"Are you a Harry Styles album? Because I can't help but fall for your track record of stealing hearts."

"Are you a blockbuster hit? Because our love story could be the bestseller that beats all records!"

"Did your workout routine include lifting my heart? Cause it seems you're breaking all personal records."

"Your smile is like a melody, it's got me feeling smoother than a jazz record."

"Like a breathtaking F1 lap, your Filipino charm has me captivated in record time."

"Are you a song? Because you’ve got me hitting repeat like a broken record!"

"Is your name Blitzkrieg? Because my heart surrendered in record time."

"Are you a broken record? Because all I hear is your complaints... and I love it!"

"Motown, huh? I can already imagine our soundtrack. Ever slow-danced to 'My Girl' by The Temptations?"

"Is your name Vinyl? Because just like my favorite record, I could listen to your voice on repeat forever."

"With every puck you block, my heart skips a beat; like a record-breaking shot, your smile is elite."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Because my heart just set a new crush speed record."

"Can I be your stopwatch? Because every time I'm near you, I beat Speed's 2 minute record."

Is your bladder a magician? Because it's holding a world record for disappearing acts!

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I'm with you, I seem to make everything happen in record 'speedy' time."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again... this time slower than Speed's world record?"

"Motown, huh? It's hard to resist a woman with such classic taste. Ever thought of dancing to some Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell together?"

"Your cat seems to be full of surprises, just like life, right? By the way, ever tried recording his playful antics?"

"Having a hard time finding someone who matches your beauty, but I think we might just break that record."

"Are you a race? Because with you, even the most 'speedy' contenders finish in record time."

"Well, if you think that's flattering, wait till you hear about my world record in mirror-admiring marathons!"

"Your smile should be illegal, it's stealing hearts faster than time can record."

"Incredible choice! Those timeless tunes really do know how to strike a chord, don't they?"

"May I take your picture? It's for my dream journal, where everything beautiful is recorded."

"Girl, if our Snapchat streak was a measure of your beauty, we'd be setting records daily."

"Oh, a Motown lover? Your taste is timeless. Can't beat the classics, can they make you move too?"

"I see, a fan of timeless music. Ever thought of us dancing to some Marvin Gaye on a starry night?"

"Did you just step into my life? Because my heart rate just hit a record number."

"Darn cowboy, your pants must be a treasure trove, mind if I dig for gold as we roll in the hay?"

"Motown, huh? Your taste is as classic as it is charming. Ever tried dancing to those rhythm and blues beats?"

Are you made of starlight and vintage records? Because you shine brighter than Lana Del Rey's lyrics.

"Is your name Vinyl? Because every time I look at you, I feel a record-breaking heartbeat."

"Are you a vinyl record? Because every time I hear your voice, it's like my favorite song on repeat."

"Are you a Joy Division record? Because every time I see you, I feel an Unknown Pleasure."

"Farewell Utahime, your melody more enchanting than a rhyme, you've stolen my heart in record time."

"Are you a Tyler track? Because you've got my heart skipping like a vinyl record on repeat."

"Are we a vintage record? Because the moment you drop your needle, my world starts spinning."

"Well, who knows? With your charm, you might just break that record for me. But let's keep the suspense alive, shall we?"

"Since you're a pro at creating pairings, how about we set a new record - us?"

"Imagine a mix between an adventure novel, a jazz record and a Sudoku puzzle. Intriguing enough?"

"Are you a vintage record? Because your beauty is rare and I can't stop playing it in my mind."

"You're like a rare vinyl record in a digital world, unique and beautifully different. Wanna spin together tonight?"

"Motown classics, huh? Nice! There's something about that old school vibe. Do you have a favorite song or artist I should listen to?"

"That's impressive! You must be a roofer then, because you're certainly laying shingles in record time!"

"Ah, a Motown aficionado! It's rare to meet someone with such refined musical tastes. Ever thought of a Motown themed road trip?"

"Are you a vinyl record? Because every moment with you feels like my favorite track on repeat!"

"Believe me, sweetheart, your beauty makes my heart skip beats faster than a DJ scratching records."

Are you a camera? Because every time I see you, I can't help but hit record!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be an angel... with a record!

"Are you a track star? Because that butt of yours is definitely setting records in my heart."

"Busy? Sounds like she’s trying to break the world record for juggling responsibilities! I’d volunteer to be her motivational clown. 🎪😄"

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, even Speedy Gonzales can't beat my heart's record in 2 minutes!"

"Are you a worship song? Because every time I hear you, my heart skips like a broken record!"

"I knew there was something timeless about you! A Sunday afternoon, a Motown record spinning... sounds like a perfect date to me."

"You must be a race finish line, because just one glance at you and I'm already done in record 'speed'."

"Is your name Vinyl? Because just like my record collection, I could listen to you all day long."

"If this were a game, you'd be the trophy I'm determined to win, breaking every record along the way."

If productivity was measured in beauty, you'd be breaking all the records in this office.

"Is your name Vinyl? Because just like my favorite records, I could listen to you all night long."

"Aww darling, I'm like a well-loved record, you keep telling me I'm smooth because you can't resist playing me on repeat!"

"Is your smile a new world wonder? Because it's lighting up my world in ways human history never recorded."

"Motown, huh? I love the soulfulness! Ever danced to 'My Girl' in the kitchen while making breakfast?"

"Ah, the elusive 'seen'! Are you practicing for a world record in ghosting, or just ensuring I’m left in suspense like a bad cliffhanger?"

"I'm 6 feet tall and I've never been to Chipotle, but I'd gladly lose both records for a girl like you."

"Motown, huh? I must say, your taste is as classic and timeless as the tracks themselves. What's your all-time favorite?"

"A Motown enthusiast? I'm impressed! It speaks volumes about your refined taste in music. Ever danced to it under the stars?"

"Arey waah! So my weightlifting sessions are going to be put to test? But beware, I might just end up setting a new world record!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must have a case of celestial trespassing on your record.

"Your sweetness must be a crime, because it's stealing my heart in record time."

"Just like Speed, you've made my heart race in record time. How about we test my stamina away from the track?"

I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.