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Top 15 Simply Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Simply pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

    In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

  2. Who needs drugs that will stimulate dopamine transmission when simply being with you does the trick.

  3. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  4. Is that a Little Thrush or simply a heat rash?

  5. Are you living in an asylum? Because I'm simply crazy for you.

  6. Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my beverage, or would you say you are simply getting more sultry?

  7. You’ve got to be a master of illusion, simply because all I see is you.

  8. Even though I intend to use it with my existing GF, I have a line that I came up with.

    "Are you a beer? Because you're simply intoxicating."

  9. Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

    Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
    “Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
    AND
    “You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
    Change them up a little. For example:
    “You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”

    If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery

    Good luck boys!

  10. I find that this strategy works quite well.

    Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met

Funny simply pickup lines

Why’d you dress up as princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?

Is this library burning books? Because you are simply sexy hot.

1/3>((-1^1/5)/27U)^1/2 Simply this to know how I feel about you. i>3U

Why no, I certainly don't mind that your crotch simply must rub on my ass because you can't twist sideways.