Unlike my hair color you're not just a phase.

Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you, unlike my anxious thoughts.

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, unlike my ex."

"Well, I'm just a curious cat. Although unlike cats, curiosity hasn't killed me... yet."

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"Just like a goose chase, getting your attention is thrilling; unlike a bee sting, your beauty is intoxicating."

"Unlike a chocolate bonbon, your sweetness isn't just on the outside, it radiates from within, doesn't it?"

"I respect your taste, but unlike Jessie's girl, I wouldn't just sing about a stunning woman like you."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, unlike evilphuck in math class.

"Unlike a shooting star, you won't have to wait a lifetime to see me again."

Forbidden fruit, oh what allure! Your mysterious vibe has me wanting more. Let's explore new paths, unlike before.

"Just like my best friend, you radiate positivity and charm, but unlike them, you fire up a desire within me."

"Unlike a shooting star that falls once, I fall for your charm every time our eyes meet."

"Well, spoiled milk is still in high demand for some exquisite cheese recipes. Cheese and wine, what a perfect combination!"

"You're captivating, just like the moon, but unlike it, I don't want to admire you from a distance."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, unlike that other C-word."

"You're the punchline to every joke I know, and unlike geese or bees, my only fear is losing your captivating smile."

"Like Saturn, your beauty has countless rings, but unlike Uranus, my heart is the only thing it swings."

"Like Snow White's apple, your beauty is enchanting, but unlike the apple, it's definitely not a trick."

"Unlike a shooting star, I don't just shine brightly and disappear, I stay and make your world shine everyday."

"Unlike those scam calls, my intentions with you are 100% authentic and absolutely worthwhile."

"Unlike a shooting star, my interest in you doesn't fade away; instead, it burns brighter with each look."

"You're my personal pot of gold, except unlike a rainbow, your enchanting beauty shines brightest in yellow."

"Are you a bee? Because you've got me buzzing with laughter and, unlike geese, I can't run away from your charm."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! Unlike my non-existent abs.

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, unlike my mortgage rates.

"Unlike a shooting star that's rare to see, my love for you falls continuously and infinitely."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, unlike the interest I paid growing up poor.

"Unlike milk or water, you're like hot chocolate - irresistibly sweet and soothingly warm."

Like a cigarette, you're smoking hot, but unlike smoke, you leave me breathless with every glance you've got.

"In our shared experiences, let's uncover a meaning beyond eternity, protect and journey to new realms together."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be an angel, unlike Ben Shapiro.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you, unlike my dying uncle.

"Haha, charming! But beware, unlike your tiger, I might just be an irresistible challenge you haven't encountered before."

"I'm full of self-love, dear Ayumi, for it's the key, a tune that soothes me, makes my life as harmonious as a symphony."

"Unlike shooting stars that fall just once, my heart never tires falling for your charm every single day."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, unlike my math textbook, Samiksha!

"Your beauty rivals the moon, but unlike it, I don't want to admire you from afar. Can I land closer?"

"Spoiled milk, eh? I prefer 'Aged Cheddar'. Still cheesy but gets better with time, just like me!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "FINE" written all over you...unlike my search for a vagina.

"Unlike those bothersome scam calls, the intentions behind my desire to know you better are purely genuine."

"Unlike a shooting star that falls just once, I find myself falling for your charm every single time."

Hey, are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, unlike my ex's dick.

"Unlike that guy who disappeared into the mud, I'd never let a chance to know you slip through my fingers."

"Tumko uthana toh abhi mera workout goal hai! But don't worry, I won't drop you unlike my New Year's resolutions."

"Unlike a shooting star's rare descent, my heart never stops falling for your irresistible charm and radiant glow."

Is your smile made of paper? 'Cause you always rock my world, unlike the scissor.

"Your beauty must be the password, cause it's unforgettable, unlike your grandma's phone password."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "Fine" written all over you... unlike me, I'm more like an overdue library book!

"Hey there, I may be Alvin the fat boy, but unlike my diet, I'd never cheat on you."

"Just like Mesopotamia, you're the cradle of stunning beauty, but unlike history, our connection won't ever be ancient."

"Unlike a rare shooting star, my desire for you is constant; I find myself falling for your stunning charm incessantly."

"Unlike a shooting star, I don't just fall once. Instead, I fall for your mesmerizing beauty every single time."

Just like rock, you are strong and unyielding, but unlike scissors, you make my heart beat faster.

"" "You know if life was a book, I'd be the library cause I've got so many stories. But unlike a library, I don't do late fees."

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"Despite holding two knives, it's your beauty that cuts me deep. And unlike toilets, you're a sight I'd never wish to unsee."

"Jake sounds fantastic, Ayumi! But I can't compete with someone who has perfected the art of making you 'absolutely furious'. He's truly one-of-a-kind!"

"Unlike those annoying scam calls, our conversation could be the real deal you've been waiting for."

"Your words touch my heart, let's venture into new understandings together as we protect each other."

"Well, unlike a cat, I promise not to scratch...unless you want me to."

"Just like chocolates, you're sweet and irresistible, but unlike them, I'd never put you on the 'chill'."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over you... unlike my face.

"A homeless man fell for you, and I can't blame him. But unlike that appendicitis, girl, you won't be able to ignore me."

"Spoiled milk, huh? But aren't those the main ingredients in all great rock bands?"

Different is my middle name! I believe in embracing uniqueness. The world needs more color, don’t you think? What’s your favorite way to stand out?

"Like Springtrap, I'm wired to thrill. But unlike him, the only heart I want to steal is yours."

I can promise you, unlike Astarian, I won't sneak up on you in the night.

"Like Snow White, you've enchanted my heart with just one smile, unlike any magic spell."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, unlike suffering through bad puns.

"Unlike sea otters, I can't hold my breath underwater but seeing you takes my breath away every single time."

"Ayumi, don't be sour. Just because I'm hitting the right notes while your new beau is stuck on repeat."

"Well Ayumi, unlike spoiled milk, I only get better with time. By the way, did you know I'm lactose intolerant?"

Are you a dictionary? Because you add color to my world... unlike a racist at a paint store.

"Old history, huh? Well, as the saying goes - 'History tends to repeat itself'. So, Ayumi, buckle up for a dramatic re-run! 😉"

"Are you a salty snack? Because I find you irresistibly irresistible, unlike those boring sweet treats."

Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest, unlike Gavin trying to reach the top shelf!

"You know, I'm like my two knives - sharp and captivating; unlike toilets, I'd never leave you flushed and confused."

In the depths of the sea, you're a queen divine, unlike any other, your beauty doth shine.

"Unlike 'your mom' jokes, there's nothing about you I could possibly dislike, especially that dazzling smile."

"Just like Sans in Undertale, your presence makes my heart skip beats, but unlike him, you're no illusion."

"Madison, are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out and, unlike books, I never want to return you."

"Hello Nita, do you fancy a swap? I promise, unlike the others, with me, your heart won't ever flop!"

"Ayumi, thank goodness you compared me to milk and not cheese. You know how I always struggle to cut it in a band!"

"I'd say we're all fans of 'bouncing', but unlike your bunny, I'm more into hearts skipping beats!"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, unlike my dad's jokes."

Are you a dictionary? 'Cause you add meaning to my life, unlike a racist against black people!

Hey girl call me ywitter

Why twitter?

cause unlike the others, i’m always up

If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable, unlike my poultry attempts at flirting!

"Unlike your classmate at the concert, I am more into conducting symphony than starting a brass band performance."

"Captivating as the sunset, but unlike it, I hope you never disappear from my horizon."

"You know, I'm like a doown blanket. Wrap yourself in me, I promise warmth and comfort unlike any other."

"Just like the moon, you're always glowing. But unlike it, I don't need a telescope to appreciate your beauty."

"Jake treats you better? That's swell! I mean, if he can handle your temper tantrums better than I did, he deserves a medal!"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te... unlike my chemistry skills.

Unlike Astarian's bite, your beauty is the only thing that leaves me breathless.

"Jake's better? Well, kudos to him! May he never discover your obsession with pineapple on pizza!"

"Can I be your Batman? Because, unlike the Joker, I promise to steal only one thing - your heart."

"Well Ayumi, you're right about one thing, I'm in a band – 'Spoiled Milk' doesn't sound like a bad band name. Thanks for the suggestion!"

The lockdown and I are very different.

Unlike the lockdown, I'll stay with you forever.

Are you a stock? Because you keep rising and making me smile, unlike my actual investments.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you...unlike my biceps which are more like "extra large."

"Just like the devil, I'm sinfully tempting. But unlike him, my only desire is to make you smile."

Different? I guess it’s because I refuse to follow directions! Life’s more fun when you’re figuring it out as you go, don’t you think?

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, unlike Rizz's browser history.

"Unlike parasites, I promise, all I want to do is cultivate love and admiration for you."

"Unlike shooting stars, I don't just fall once; every time I see you, I'm caught in your gravity's sensual dance."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, unlike anyone I've ever seen before!

"Like a fine wine, your smile intoxicates me, but unlike a hangover, I'd never regret waking up remembering you."

interest in baking and love for cats.

"Are you a baker? Because our loaf story could rise above all, and unlike bread, it won't be crumby."

Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a strong connection... unlike my ability to text back promptly.

"Ayumi dear, don't you see? Jake may be your star, but I'm a whole galaxy. I wish you both good luck and endless glee."

"Like a perfect pizza, you're melting my heart, but unlike a bottle of wine, you never age."

"Unlike shooting stars who only fall occasionally, I seem to fall for you every single moment we're together."

Different? I just prefer my coffee black and my jokes with a side of ridiculousness. Why settle for ordinary when you can have extra quirky?

I’d like to take you on a trip to Djibouti, but the don’t allow snacks on the plane.

But, unlike the airport, my place doesn’t have any rules.

"Maybe they were shy, not unlike me, hoping for the right time to get caught in your gaze."

"Your fiery words, they sting like a bee, but like a lotus, calm and free, I remain in this sea of hostility."

"Like Snow White's apple, you're the sweetest temptation; but unlike her, I'd risk a bite knowing it's worth it."

"Rosa, just like a rose you've got petals of beauty, but unlike them, your thorns are dangerously seductive."

"Unlike fish in the ocean, I wouldn't piss away my chance at catching someone as amazing as you."

"Haha, highly unlikely unless I've mastered time travel. But hey, let's make some memorable moments here and now."

"Darling, unlike that homeless man's proposal, my love isn't a gamble, it's as certain as your indestructible appendix."

"Unlike Tenzin, I promise to only add value to your life, never subtracting from your happiness."

"Oh Ayumi, no need to fret. For love isn't a contest that one must get. I'm content with myself, that's a sure bet."

"Old history, eh? Well, I'm like a fine wine, Ayumi. Only getting better with age."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, unlike my search history.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you...unlike your taste in people.

Are you a candle? Because you light up the room and smell fantastic, unlike that tuna sandwich.

"Unlike my boss, your demands are the only ones I'd love to fulfill all night long."

"Hey love, unlike that guy at the concert, I don't need to sniff to know you're my favorite scent."