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Top 17 Agree Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Agree pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Can we all agree to take a pass on "stacked"?

  2. I'm declaring a unilateral date with you. If you don't like that, just agree to go out with me.

  3. Are you terms and conditions?

    Cause whatever you say i’ll always agree with you..

  4. Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

    •Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future


    •Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur?

    Cus u got a NiCE AsS

    •Are you terms and conditions ?

    Because whatever you say i ll always agree with
    you

  5. This is an original. I came up with on the spot

    This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82.
    I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like “Would you ever consider having sex with a Complete Stranger” she gets this puzzled look and says No!
    Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didn’t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.

  6. Did your mom every tell you that you’re unbelievably beautiful

    When I meet her I wanna be able to tell her how much I agree with her

  7. Are you the impossible?

    Cause you are the first thing my brain and heart have agreed upon;)

  8. Did you know there is a 50% chance that we sleep together tonight ?

    Because I agree

  9. Hey, I agree with Keanu Reaves

    You indeed are breathtaking!

  10. Damn Girl, are you Inflation?

    Cause you're necessary but society doesn't agree.

Funny agree pickup lines

All three levels of my psyche agree, we need to start dating.

Starbucks believes that their concept would be complete if You agreed to have coffee with me...

I want that angel to go with me to prom. Do you think she'll agree?

The ladies here would agree—I've taken the place of the paid-off mortgage as the status symbol of choice.

What do you say we go back to my place for some agreed upon procedures?

When I came near you, the announcer said "unfreakinbelievable"... I would have to agree.