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Top 49 Angry Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Angry pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  2. God must of been angry at your parents when he made you.

  3. I'd rather have you angry with me an alive then happy with me and dead.

  4. Will you be my green pig? Cos I just wanna smash into you.

  5. I’m never angry when I’m with you.

  6. Hi am Hulk, make me angry and I go green baby!

  7. Go out with Hulk. Don't. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.

  8. Hey girl, you're the bomb bird...can I be your big red bird and lay a golden egg on ya?

  9. An Interesting Title

    Girl: *angry*
    Me: You seem pissed
    Girl: I wanna beat smth rn tbh
    Me: Okay then, wanna try beating my meat?

  10. Call me ben

    Because all my girls are ten

    Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


    My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

    So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

    I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

    Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Funny angry pickup lines

Are you a keyboard?
Cause I'm an angry gamer and want to smash you.

Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.

Are you Matilda? Because I love your big heart.

Are you Red? Because I love your unibrow.

Are you the Blues? Because good things come in three – me, myself, and you.

Birds are never angry after I've played with them.

I can make it with one shot.

I don't even care if you're not a green pig, I'd still smash you.

I will rescue you from the King Pig in the Piggy Island.

I will show you my special moves.

I'm an angry bird, but I feel happy when I'm with you.

I'm hungry for you like the green pigs over the eggs.

If you are an egg, you make me greedy like the King Pig and want you all to myself.

Is that a slingshot in your pocket or are you excited to see me?

Let's be lovebirds.

My aim may not be very good, but I will keep trying until I get it in there.

No fortress can stop me from getting to you

Red are red, the Blues are blue, you're one Angry Bird, which is why I dig you.

Wanna come over to check out my slingshot?

Will you be my green pig? Because I just wanna smash into you.

You are addictive like the Angry Birds game.

You are one bad piggy.

You are the TNT.