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Top 35 Dear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Dear chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. How about I give you a golden crown dear?

  2. I am Iron born dear, I take what’s mine.

  3. Hey, is it just me dear, or are we destined to be arranged married?

  4. Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful my dear.

  5. I am called Xaro Xhoan Daxos dear. Spell it and I’m yours!

  6. Let’s convert our potential energy dear into kinetic energy.

  7. You, my dear, are the very reason men fall in love.

  8. My dear, you look radishing tonight.

  9. Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

  10. Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset my dear.

Funny dear pickup lines

I don't want to be a Queen dear, I want to be the Queen of your loins.

I already have wives but another one won’t hurt dear.

You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

Oh my dear, would you happen to be a locksmith?

Because I believe you have the key to my heart.

Do you study Amattamy?
Her: What's Amattamy?
Me: Nothing dear, you're absolute perfection

Dear sir, you've been injured in battle? I'll be your head chambermaid.

Don't worry dear, I won't judge you. I'm obviously not a Judge, I'm a lawyer.

When I look at you, my dear – It doesn’t seem like you’ve aged. To me you’re just as beautiful as the day we became engaged.

Hello dear lady

I wanna make you my wife, bc i have no purpose in life

Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest Id spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

Dear contributor, Thank you for submitting your Valentine... We regret to inform you that it does not suit our present needs.

You don't watch Downton Abbey? How middle class, dear.

Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, Dear Lady, and only you can quench its fire!

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you?
I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall.
So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch.
All the Whos down in Whoville,
With jintinglers and gardoombas,
Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J – JOKING

My dear Guinevere, they don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.

James Bond: "Well, my dear, I take it you spend quite a lot of time in the saddle."
Jenny Flex: "Yes, I love an early morning ride."
James Bond: "Well, I'm an early riser myself."

Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand, So I won't be a self-made man.

Are you wearing some unusual kind of perfume... Or something radioactive, my dear?