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Top 41 Dear Pick Up lines

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  1. How about I give you a golden crown dear?

  2. I am Iron born dear, I take what’s mine.

  3. Hey, is it just me dear, or are we destined to be arranged married?

  4. Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful my dear.

  5. I am called Xaro Xhoan Daxos dear. Spell it and I’m yours!

  6. Let’s convert our potential energy dear into kinetic energy.

  7. You, my dear, are the very reason men fall in love.

  8. My dear, you look radishing tonight.

  9. Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

  10. Let me know if you need any help getting out of that corset my dear.

Funny dear pickup lines

I don't want to be a Queen dear, I want to be the Queen of your loins.

I already have wives but another one won’t hurt dear.

You remind me of the guillotine, i always lose my head around you dear.

My dear I would duel for the honor of kissing you. Especially if you were a relative.

A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

My love, if I were to converse with you in the private chambers of your mother and father, to tell of the growth that is forming on my bell, would you yell...
"Fuck off with you, I'm not loving someone with Freddie Mercurial tendencies!", or would you smile a gleeful grin and let me run it up your chin.

Please answer me quickly dear, I must know... I'm vulnerable.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

If you ever doubt yourself dear, believe in me… I am your biggest fan.

Hold me tight dear Prudence and I promise to send all my loving to you.

Til death do us part and then some dear. (Frankenstein)

Oh my dear, would you happen to be a locksmith?

Because I believe you have the key to my heart.

Don't worry dear, I won't judge you. I'm obviously not a Judge, I'm a lawyer.

Dear sir, you've been injured in battle? I'll be your head chambermaid.

Oh, my dear prince, let me show you the pleasures of being royalty, tonight.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you?
I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall.
So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch.
All the Whos down in Whoville,
With jintinglers and gardoombas,
Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

I am beset by this dragon in my loins, Dear Lady, and only you can quench its fire!

Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.

You don't watch Downton Abbey? How middle class, dear.

My dear Guinevere, they don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know.

Til death do us part and then some dear. (Frankenstin)

Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!

Without thine companionship, dear lady, I fearest Id spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

Valentine, Dear, lend me a hand, So I won't be a self-made man.