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Top 14 Forecast Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Forecast pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

  2. Are you a weather woman?

    Cause I’m seeing 8 inches in your forecast.

  3. I'm not a weatherman...

    But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

  4. I'll show you my forecast...if you'll show me yours.

  5. Tonight's forecast is a blizzard of me heading towards your face.

  6. Forecasting is for people who can’t live in the moment.

  7. Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

  8. Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.

  9. Do you hear the latest storm report? They changed the forecast to sexy.

  10. Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

Funny forecast pickup lines

Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’

Tonights forecast: 100% chance of love.

It might cold, but you make me hot and I'm forecasting a date in the near future.

I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!