Is your father a candyman?

Cuz you're sweet and I'm gonna get you no matter how much you cost.

Hey girl are you a queen?

Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

Are you a Golden pickaxe?

Cause I’m gonna use you then throw you away

My mouth must be the latest PCR test because I'm gonna need you to spit in it

S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.

If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Hey, are you Panama?

Because I’m gonna make a canal in you.

What are you gonna be for halloween?

Or/do u wanna be my gf?
if she says no u can always save it by saying ‘is it not scary enough for u?’

Are you Japanese?

I’m gonna drop a Little Boy in you

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

Because I’m gonna kiss you for a while at the kitchen table.

Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

Babe, your w**...'s *definitely* gonna remember this.

Hey girl, we just met, but I think we're gonna really take off.

Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

Ay girl, I am gonna explore your dungeon.

Are you Helen? Because I don't think a Trojan is gonna get between us.

Hey baby, you wanna check into my asylum, cus baby, its gonna be an insane trip...

Are you the question paper to tomorrow's exam?

Because I'm probably gonna flip you around a couple times, realise I don't know what I'm doing and finish in 3 minutes

I'm gonna call you Odysseus, because you're about to meet a one-eyed monster.

My velocity isn't the only thing that's gonna make you sweat tonight.

I'm gonna Barrack your world.

I have it on good authority that you and me are gonna be hearing the Angels singing tonight

Girl, I'm gonna clear all your jelly.

Are you here alone or am I gonna have to kill someone to win your affection.

How many times are we gonna exchange favorites before we exchange numbers?

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

Girl are you a new business cuz im definitely gonna p**... you.

Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

Does your insurance cover substance abuse? Because your not gonna be able to quit me.

You're jusssst gonna sssslither your way into a date, aren't ya?

You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

I'm gonna need to tax your foreign body.

Stop lighting me up like a TNT, I'm gonna explode!

Baby I'm gonna call you Denver's Air because you're super thin and it's hard to breathe when I'm around you.

Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!

Hey girl, you're so hot, I'm gonna use you for firewood...

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Im gonna make you go up an octave.

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

Bae,please be my tie . Because im gonna be a suit . And you look beautiful when you on me.

Are you into trains

Because when I take you out your gonna get railed

I'm gonna tie you up and feed on you.

Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

I'm gonna be your zombie boyfriend.

Knock Knock Who's there? India!

India who? What's it gonna take to get India pants. 

Hey girl, are u by chance an architect?

cuz ur gonna need a permit for what your about to erect ;)

When are you gonna come by the restaurant and check out my biscuits.

Do you like JR because I'm gonna slobber all over those knockers.

God doesn't exist, but you're the closest i'm gonna get.

I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

Girl you so sweet I’m gonna need a Metformin prescription.

I’m gonna put on my glasses

Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

If you like water- you're gonna love 70% of me.

Girl I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

Never gonna give u up, never gonna let u down

Hey you can call me DRAM

Cause of the way I’m gonna RAM my D inside you

Hey girl, are you an objection?

Because I’m gonna overrule you tonight

Hey girl, I'm not gonna project our cultures regressive social conditioning onto you.

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

I'm not gonna let you die a virgin, not on my watch.

I'm gonna rock your New World!

Baby, our love will be like the cello line from Pachabel's Canon, it's gonna go on forever.

Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower.

Is that blood or wine your having cause I was gonna get you another.

You’re like my pinky toe

Cause I’m gonna kiss on every piece of furniture in my house

Are you a target?

Cause im gonna shoot my shot but miss every single one of them

Are you a tiger? Cuz you're gonna hear me roar.

Are you the night? Because I'm gonna marry you.

You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna kiss u up against my coffee table later

You must’ve fallen from heaven

Cause there’s a big ass dent in the roof of my car and i’m gonna need your number for insurance

I'm gonna call you volvagia, because I'm gonna pound your face with my megaton hammer.

Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify

Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out

Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

Girl that kiss is so sweet, we're going to build a wall around it and you're gonna pay for it.

Baby I'm gonna give you the tip later!

Girl, are you my dad?

Cause ur gonna go missing soon

Screw it. I’m just gonna go for it.

I'm gonna name your kiss avocado

cause it's the good kind of fat

Damn girl, you know I am gonna hit it. (Something Big)

Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.

Hey baby, after seeing you I think my demise...

Is gonna be 'dem eyes

This is gonna be awkward. But sexy as h**....

Do. Or do not. There is no try. Girl I am gonna do you tonight.

I’m gonna put on my glasses. Before I talk to you'll want to focus on my future.

Do you know, what's gonna happen in zero gravity??

Everything will float , right? But i am gonna still fall for youuu.

I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to s**... on some sugarcoated t**....

Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley.

Hey girl, do you have a differentiable curve inside those pants?

Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

I am gonna slay 'em dead. Like a p**....

Girl are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna get the nut from your soft insides.

Meat is m**..., but meat's gonna make you scream.

I'm gonna shoot my fckin' shot with you one of these days. You better fckin' look out, it's gonna be you, me, and a whole table of dim sum. Doesn't that sound good?

I'm gonna take this up with you offline.

Are you my test?

Because your gonna get that D

I am a plumber, because babe you are gonna get piped.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Hey girl, is that door push or pull, cause I'm gonna hold it for you.

Did you just go over the falls? Because I'm gonna bang you up hard.

Keep it moving, gonna make you touch the sky babe. (Good as h**...)

I’m gonna take out my hammer and nail myself to your heart.

Stop lighting me up. I'm gonna explode!

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

Girl, imma buy you a ring and you're gonna pay for it.

Are you a 6ix9ine track?

Cuz I ain't gonna play you

Let's do a science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and Ima be the egg and we can finally see who c**... first.

Hey girl, are you the Rubik's Cube?

Cause I know it's not gonna work out but I'll still do you for days

Are you an animal? Because I'm gonna tame you with my bone.

They're saying the piste is gonna freeze and get real hard tonight. Do you know what else will?

Hey have you ever seen Toy Story?

Because you gonna love my w**....

Are you a Taurus?, cause I'm gonna Taurus s**... up

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna s**... me later.

I would give you a 10/10, but I am gonna call you a 4/5 because everything about you scream value.

Let me filament your tubules, I'm gonna move inside you. Woah! no, not in a brownian way- unless you're into that

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

Do you like ramen noodles?

Cause im gonna be ramen my noodle in you tonight

The water temple's not the only thing that's gonna be hard tonight.

Gonna make you shine with some amazing s**.... (Juice)

Girl you gonna yell "2 long" and its not gonna be a report.

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!

Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.

My Jolly Roger ain't gonna raise itself.

Girl, you gonna have a Wonton-Derful night with me.

I have a different kinda mega seed I’m gonna shove up your b**... 2nite.

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this d**... in yo face