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Top 23 Horn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Horn chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?

  2. You have everything I find attractive – hooves, horns and a tail. What's your number?

  3. Wanna grab me by the horns? It'll be one hell of a ride.

  4. I'd like to blow your horn.

  5. Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

  6. I have got a major horn for you.

  7. Are you a poacher?

    (No) Then you need to preserve my horn.

  8. I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cow's horn.

  9. I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive.

  10. You know cow's horn are not the only thing that is pointy.

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Funny horn pickup lines

I only date unicorns with long horns and boobs.

I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

Babe I'll let you farm my horn all night long.

Do you prefer magjestic horn, twisted horn, or spiral horn?

Hey, you free tonight? Wanna come to my place and check out my hard bone horn?

I'm a Hunting Horn main- you're about to get buffs you'll never forget.

Band, horns up!

Oh baby, trust me, I’m a french horn player.

I know where to blow and where to put my hands and fingers on the right place.


We’re twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.

Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!

When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.

I heard you’re a trumpet player. Want to try blowing my horn?