The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 24 Horn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Horn pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Horn conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?

  2. Hey boy are you a party horn?

    Cuz I wanna blow you on New Year's Eve

  3. You have everything I find attractive – hooves, horns and a tail. What's your number?

  4. I'd like to blow your horn.

  5. Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

  6. Girl, my Type-0 Behemoth horn is hard for you.

  7. I have got a major horn for you.

  8. Hey girl, are you an impatient driver?

    Because you give me the horn

  9. Are you a poacher?

    (No) Then you need to preserve my horn.

  10. You know cow's horn are not the only thing that is pointy.

Funny horn pickup lines

I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.

Babe I'll let you farm my horn all night long.

Do you prefer magjestic horn, twisted horn, or spiral horn?

Hey, you free tonight? Wanna come to my place and check out my hard bone horn?

Band, horns up!

Oh baby, trust me, I’m a french horn player.

I know where to blow and where to put my hands and fingers on the right place.


We’re twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.

Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?

I’d like to put a set of horns like those there on yore husband, pretty nanny!

When you speak, its like 1000 horns all in tune.

I heard you’re a trumpet player. Want to try blowing my horn?

I’ll trade you a juicy cantaloupe for some of your cow's horn.