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Top 15 Legal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Legal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I can't take my eyes off of you...No, seriously, I'm legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.

  2. Kiss me, I'm legally Irish.

  3. Hey, if I'm willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?

  4. Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  5. Hey girl, are you abortion? ;)

    Cuz i can’t wait until you’re legal!

  6. I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.

  7. Legal studies Major: Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

  8. Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

  9. I'm barely legal. Forever.

  10. It's a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.

Funny legal pickup lines

Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse? 'Cause you look barely legal.