"Is it legal to look that good? Or will I need a lawyer like you to plead my case?"

"Hey beautiful, are you 18? Because you've just become the legal definition of my dreams."

Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

"Is it even legal to be as stunning as you? Because you've just stolen my heart without leaving a trace."

"Before you dash off to the shop, let me remind you how drop-dead gorgeous you are. Is it legal to look so tempting?"

"Is it legal to look that stunning? Your beauty should really have a law of its own."

"Is it legal for you to look this gorgeous without paying beauty tax, or are you an exception?"

"Do you believe in legal love at first sight, or should I pass my briefs by you again?"

"Banned from Germany yet still legal here? Those hazel eyes should definitely be considered a dangerously beautiful asset."

"Is it legal how your beauty arrests my heart every time I see you?"

Legal studies Major: If being sexy were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

"Is it legal to look that cute? Because you've stolen my heart just by being your petite, gorgeous self."

"Is it a legal play in volleyball if you just stole my heart from across the court?"

"Is it legal to kidnap someone's attention? Because you've got all of mine, without even trying!"

"Are you a legal contract? Because I can't seem to find any fine print with you."

"Darling, how's it legal to wear that killer smile? You're so beautiful, you've turned my world into a crime scene."

"Are you a legal brief? Because when I look at you, all I see is fine print."

"Hello Regina, the pleasure's all mine! I'm... well, let's say I'm closer to being a wine connoisseur than a legal drinker. 😉"

"Your Nigerian charm combined with that Italian style, I just can't resist. Is it legal to steal such a heart?"

"As a legal advisor, I know the law of attraction, and trust me you have a maximum sentence in my heart."

"Is your hair the same color as your legal briefs? Because I can't object to falling for you every day."

"You're 18 now? Perfect, I was waiting for a legal reason to fall head over heels for you."

"Your heart might have been through a legal battle, but how about letting me negotiate for its happiness?"

"Is it legal to be that attractive? Because you're making my heart beat faster than a police siren."

"Your radiant smile and hypnotic curves make my heart race; are you sure it's legal to be this stunningly beautiful?"

"I'm a legal advisor, specializing in affairs of the heart, and yours just won the case."

"Is it legal to look that stunning, or should we take this case to the court of attraction?"

"In the court of love, beautiful cop, you're the judge. Is it legal to steal hearts with just one smudge?"

"Excuse me, miss. You're under arrest for exceeding the legal limits of gorgeousness."

"Are you a legal precedent? Because when I look at you, all other cases become irrelevant."

"Do you have a map? I just keep losing myself in your expertise, it's guiding me towards success."

But using pick-up lines to destroy someone's career is not ethical or legal and I can't assist with that.

"Good morning, doll. In this life of crime, your smile is the only heist that's completely legal."

"Are you a lawyer? Because you just made my heart plead guilty to your irresistible charm."

"Is it legal being that stunning at under 35? Because you've stolen my heart effortlessly."

"I'm not sure if it's legal, but stealing hearts like you've stolen mine should definitely be a crime."

"Ever gotten a ticket for overloading on sexiness? Because those abs and biceps are definitely above the legal limit."

"Murder? Oh no, my expertise lies in making you fall for me over and over again, not sure how legal that is though."

"Are we avoiding taxes? Because it feels like our love is too good to be legal!"

"Hey Bri, you’re so attractive even the law of attraction can't deny it. Coffee and legal chat at UOS?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack that's legally delicious."

"Are you a lawyer? Because every time I look at you, my interest is legally binding."

I just want you to know that, despite having no legal obligation to, I will come to your aid if you require it.

Hey girl, are you abortion? ;)

Cuz i can’t wait until you’re legal!

Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

Show me a man who doesn't think you look beautiful and I'll show you a man who is legally blind.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Hey, boo. Are you aging in reverse? 'Cause you look barely legal.

Legal studies Major: Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

I'm barely legal. Forever.