I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

Baby, you're the light in my corona.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

Baby you light up the court like nobody else, the way that you serve that ball got me overwhelmed.

Are you an arsonist

Cuz you light up every room you walk into

You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.

Baby, come and light my sacred fire.

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

The color palate of your face is really great in this lighting.

Stop lighting me up like a TNT, I'm gonna explode!

You light up my world like Apollo.

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.

Hey girl, are you a bright light source?

Cuz once I look at you, I see you everywhere everytime I close my eyes.

You must be an electrician because

You light up my day

(This a transformers related one)

Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.

Are you a torch? Cause you're lighting up my world.

I dont think i need lights anymore

Because you brighten up my world.

Is that your light cannon or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a Diwali firecracker? Because your smile is lighting up my world brighter than any celebration could.

When the captain turns off the seat belt light feel free to roam about my cabin.

Like a diya on Diwali night, you bring light to my life, oh so bright.

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

Your eyes are shining brighter than any Navratri lights, can I be the one to light up your world tonight?

Is your name Diwali?

Because just like the festival, you light up my world with your presence.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Would you like to try a little light toilettage? It can be... cleansing...

Hey girl, are you a light switch?

Because I want to fumble around in the dark until I turn you on.

You light up my world like nobody else (Iron Man)

Are you the speed of light?

Because as I approach you, time slows down.

Are you a Bud Light Lime?

Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

If you were a jack-o'-lantern sweetheart, I'd totally light your candle.

You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages,

you light up my world.

I may not be the best looking guy

But, beauty is just a light switch away

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

I don't need to summon thunder to light you up! (Thor)

Your smile outshines every Diwali lamp, how about we light up the night together?

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

Is that the sun coming up?

Or is that just you lighting up my day?

You must be the North Star, because the light around you led me to your heart.

Do you have a light? Because you are smoking hot.

In a dark place we find ourselves, and a little more knowledge lights our way.

What goes faster than the speed of light? Me getting the h**... outta there when I first saw your ship!

Your smile lights up my inside quicker than spicy hot tacos.

When I e**..., you'll see a thousand points of light.

You are my perfect taco. Thick on the bottom and light on the top.

I must be a thylakoid, because you’re my light reaction.

You remind me of the sun. Because your light shines on me.

Hey baby you are so bright that you are making me blind.

Are you Twi? Because you are my light.

You are the highlight of my day.

If not for the sun you would be my brightest spot on earth.

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

Baby you light up my world like a piccolo lights up the sharp side of a tuner.

Rise and shine babe! I will light you up with some sweet afterglow.

Babe, you light my darkest hour.

Do you have a lighter?

If the answer is no “ Then how did you light my heart on fire”

Are you the moon? Because you light up my darkest moments.

Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.

Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.