Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

I forgot my CIF gear.

Looks like this little marine is going in slick.

I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

I wanna put it in your blow hole.

Wanna be my cuddlefish?

I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

I feel clamplete when I have you here in my fins.

I've called heaven and told them they must me missing an angel fish.

Are you a sea-lion?

Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

Brrr! My arms are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving mantle?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?

You're the only fish in the sea for me.

If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

Baby, you make my heart jump like the fishes in Lahad Datu Sabah.

How do you like your phytoplankton?

Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe.

Are you a cephalopod? Because you octopi my thoughts.

Do you know the difference between my hectocotylus and a calamari ring? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

For the Terrans- You can send your mass marines into our base any day.

Can I shove my stim pack into your marine?

Tauren Marine: Here's the beef!

I love the ocean of your eyes!

And I shell always love you.

Marine: Keep your shirt on, Sparky.

Are you an octopus? Cuz you octopi my thoughts.

Tauren Marine: You mess with the bull, you get the horns.

I'd swim the deepest ocean for you. And I'm not just saying that cause I'd do it anyway. Cause I'm a fish.

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

Tauren Marine: It's been long time since I had good milking.

"Your smile is like well-marinated steak - it's simply irresistible and leaves me wanting more!"

"Is your name Bulgogi? Because you're hot, sweet, and I'm absolutely marinated in your charm."

"I'm used to navigating rough seas, but your eyes? They're a whole new beautiful adventure."

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

"Just like this salmon, my interest in you is marinated with passion, spiced with attraction, and grilled with affection."

Are you a top sniper? Because you just shot straight into my heart with your killer looks.

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

"Are you a chef? Cause every time I see you, my heart sizzles like a well-marinated steak."

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

"Can I cook? Well, darling, if love was a dish, I've been marinating in it since I saw you."

"Are you a vegetarian? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like it's been marinated in love."

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"Well, Marin, it's been a while. Life has its twists, doesn't it? Who's this little angel you're carrying?"

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

Hey girl, are you a cephalochordate?? Cause ill HEAD over to your place any day.

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

Wow, your confidence is intriguing. I'm impressed, but don't worry, I won't be the one to mess with a Navy Seal. 😉🔥

"Tameka, wanna go to Nandos? Because just like their chicken, my heart's been marinated in your love."

Impressive bio! But don't worry, I'm just a chill person looking for good vibes and fun times. Let's grab coffee sometime! ☕

"Seeing you both makes me realize what I missed. Let's sort things out and create a nurturing environment for our little angel."

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

"Darling, I may be a tough marine, but I'd surrender my heart to your smile in a heartbeat."

"Are you a butcher? Because every time I look at you, my heart beats like a well-marinated steak."

Phew, that was a wild ride! How about we switch gears and talk about something lighter, like our favorite travel destinations? Let's plan an adventure together!

Are you Swedish? Cause you're the sweetest fish in the sea.

"Just like a mission, I can't resist the challenge of winning your heart. Does this soldier have a chance?"

"Are you a Bulgogi dish? Because your beauty is as irresistible as that deliciously marinated meat."

"It's been a while, Marin. We may have our differences, but I'd always want to be part of our daughter's life."

Your words are like a secret raid, I can't resist falling for your deadly charm.

"In the battlefield of love, you've already captured this Marine's heart. Surrender yours, beautiful?"

I hope you're amphibious. because you take my breath away.

"Hello Marin, unexpected to see you here. And who's this beautiful lady accompanying you today?"

You may have 300 kills, but your smile just killed me. Guess I'm just another target for you.

I love your dress.

It's soFISHticated.

Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner

I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Disregard if this line has already been posted. My wife overheard a Marine say this pickup line to another Marine asking what he should say to a girl he was texting.

Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me

Just like the whales, I can hold my breath for as long as it takes as well.

Let's get out of these wetsuits, and into a dry, awkward moment we'll never talk about again.

Let's goby somewhere alone

On a scale of 1 to 10, you've got it all... because you're scaly. (Turtle)

Once you've had me, baby, you'll never go back; mostly because you'll starve to death while protecting your eggs. (Octopus)

Polar Bear... I just wanted to break the ice.

Pssh... I'm not the only one who smells like fish.

So you chicks wanna see my six inch catfish or what?

Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me. (Octopus)

Something smells fishy about this place... Let's get outta here.

s**... my dolphin.

There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back home.

Tonight I would be a hermit no more.

Wanna create some adorable little hatchings of our own? (Turtle)

Wanna cuttle? (Cuttlefish)

Wanna have my tadpoles swim to your pond?

Wanna hold my eel? He is a slippery fella.

Wanna make a seafood palette? You bring your mussels back to my place and I'll show you my clam.

Wanna snorkel with my dorkel?

wanna try guppy style?

We don't typically mate for life, but for you I'd reconsider it. (Turtle)

Whale be mine?

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice? her: what? you: it breaks the ice. hi, i'm (your name).

What if I say, I'm not like the otters.

What kind of fish is funny? A clownfish.

What's a gal like you in an ocean like this?

Why don't we molt into something a little more comfortable? (Turtle)

Would you like to go home and see my catfish?

You are so hot, you are turning all the shell fishes red.

You don't look a day over a hundred and thirty. (Turtle)

You know what happen to be from the future and I sea you lion in my bed.

You look shy. Let me help you come out of your shell—but not too far. (Turtle)

They don't cal me a s**...-whale for nothing.

My shell or yours?

You're like a prize winning fish... I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

You’re so cute I could turn myself inside out and digest you.

Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe. (Octopus)

Your coral lips were made to kiss.

Your Thermador cracks my shell.

Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you?

Baby, you marinate my tempeh.

You otter come over here cutie!

Can I put my tank into your mall?

Come back with me and I will show you how dolphin talks.

Wanna help me clean my pump?

If you sit up front, I'll make you wet.

Do your dolphins do any tricks?

Anyone ever tell you, you've got one shell of a body? (Turtle)

Are you a sea butterfly? Because I’m caught in your trap.

Are you Jelly? (Jellyfish)

Hey baby, you look like a carbon copy of a 21 year old chick I know. I'd like to go down on you.

Hey girl, where you fin all my life?

Hey, ever ridden a dolphin?

How you chewing? (Shark)

I'd stick my neck out for you. (Turtle)

I'll give you a ride that you won't have to wait in line for.

I'm a shark.

I'm hot, but you are otter.

I'm large and in charge. Giant, actually. Can you handle it? (Turtle)

I’d really like to introduce my eel to your clam.

That has got to be the sealiest thing I've ever heard.

Tonight I can make you ink.

You must be Nemo, because I have been looking for you.

You must be on the seafood diet. When you see food, you eat it!