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Top 26 Mushroom Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mushroom pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Did you feed me a super mushroom, because I feel something growing for you.

  2. Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.

  3. Let my Teemo put mushrooms in your jungle.

  4. Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?

  5. Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

  6. Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.

  7. Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

  8. Do you like mushrooms?

    Cuz im a pretty fun guy.

  9. I don't need a mushroom for my love for you to grow.

  10. You must be a Mushroom because you're making me grow!

Funny mushroom pickup lines

(for girls) Hey are you a mushroom?
Cuz you look like a fungi

Are you a mushroom?

Help me with this one

Did a nuke just go off in my pants? Because it looks like there's a big mushroom cloud forming down there.

Are you a green mushroom, because you just gave me an 1-up in my pants.

Press start to join and be my player 2 at Mushroom Kingdom.

Wanna come back to my castle and eat some mushrooms?

Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

Mushroom, flower, star, or special? The only cup I want is your cup.

I am ready to use my Golden Mushroom, are you?

Did you just use a Mega Mushroom or are you happy to see me?

Babe, I want to bounce on top of you like the Trampoline Mushroom.

Are you a mushroom because you are so gorgeous.

You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.

I'd like to put my mushroom in your bush.