110 Old Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 old pick up lines for her and flirty old rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about old that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with old rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny old pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty old joke for a great chat response.

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I like my girls like my wine

Sweet and 18 years old.
People have always told me to never grow old.

But that’s all I want to do with you
She asked me “What that mouth do?”

I said “I’ve been eating pudding cups without a spoon since I was 8 years old, I will make you cry.”
You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.
This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?
Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

Short and cute old pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about old are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You're never too old to turn new tricks...

If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

Are you Fernando Torres?

Because I miss the old you.

Hey. I like your new-old shoes.

Archeologist at a bar: You sure you’re old enough to be in here?
Guess I’ll have to date you to find out ;)

I like my women like I like my whiskey

12 years old and mixed up with coke.

Just Jokes btw... maybe there’s a different sub for these kind of jokes that I’m not aware of though.

Cheesy old Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you want to do it the old fashioned way, or do I need to open a portal into your pants?

I like my women like I like wine

7 years old and trapped in a cellar in my basement

Ozwell Spencer: I may be old, but I have a lot of experience in the love department.

I’m old and blind sweetie, can I feel you?

Do you know what’s common between me and an old car?

We both are rough and dirty with a bouncy ride that will leave you sweating.

Are you a fine bottle of merlot?

Cuz I want to watch you get old in my basement

"In your traditional attire, you bring back the charm of old love tales, may I join your story?"

Funny old Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Old conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"Is your age the secret ingredient to your breathtaking beauty? Because you're getting more stunning every second."

"Snapchat AI? Interesting...I usually consult my Magic 8-Ball. It's old school but doesn't eat up my phone battery."

"Is it hotter in Egypt or is it just your captivating beauty that's making me sweat?"

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"Are you a dog whisperer? Because this old dog definitely wants to learn some new tricks from you."

Pardon me, lassie, but could ya direct a scurvy old sea dog to the little pirate's room, Arrr?

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

"Do you like Red Dead Redemption? Because I can't seem to escape your wanted level."

"Ayumi, everyone has a past, even you. Let's focus on creating new memories, rather than dwelling on old ones."

"Adventure awaits us, in lands old and new, With you by my side, every view would be a heavenly view."

"With rap's rhythm, you move so slick, a Native warrior in the joystick's click."

Clever old Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Old hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"You're a masterpiece of indie rock and classic sonatas; can I be the rhythm to your melody?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears; even time at my 36th year."

"Are you a melody? Because your beauty hits every note in my heart, making it sing like the best indie rock song."

"Shelby, how about we ride a high wave to a thrift shop? Your 18-year-old sparkle outshines any vintage gem."

"Roses are red, my Kawasaki is new, I may be young, but I'm ready to grow old with you."

"Hey Shelby, are we at a thrift shop? Because I feel like I've found a rare gem in you."

"Hey Shelby, let's get high on love and thrift through life's adventures together."

"Just as you appreciate the depth in a strong, black man, I admire the mystery in your 24-year-old alexithymic eyes."

"Shelby, let's get high on life, explore thrift stores and flirt over vintage treasures. You're an adventure I crave."

"In an old school party full of disco balls, you're the dazzling light catching my eyes, care for a dance?"

"Are you a dog trainer? Because whenever you're around, this old hound’s heart just can’t stop doing tricks!"

"Your smile could outshine a thousand stars, and just like them, you're making my world 20 times brighter tonight."

Smooth old Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Old pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Are you a five-course meal? Because my appetite for you is insatiable, and I always want more."

"Bri, how about we heat things up with some coffee at the old fire station? Just a warning though, I might be hotter."

"Can I guess your age? It must be a perfect 10, just like you, blending wisdom and beauty in harmony."

"Are you sure you're just 20? Because your beauty, charm, and wit suggest a timeless masterpiece in the making."

"Well, spoiled milk is still in high demand for some exquisite cheese recipes. Cheese and wine, what a perfect combination!"

"Shelby, your beauty is as unique as a thrifted find; how about we get high on that vibe together, babe?"

My old bed broke

Can I sleep in yours instead?

"Is there a note you can't hit, Indie? Because every time we touch, it feels like hitting a high note."

"Are you the Engineer's new creation, Mimi Sentry? Because your beauty strikes faster than any old sentry gun."

"Haha, it's all about perspective! China can be an adventure, filled with amazing food and thousand-year-old stories. Ever tried Chinese cuisine?"

With a smile so bright and a heart so bold, you're the short king who never gets old.

"You must be my cardiac cycle, because every time I see you, my heart races faster than an F1 car."

Flirty old Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Old pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"How about we paddleboard to the rhythm of our laughter, and drive to new beginnings in a classic car?"

"Just like Red Dead Redemption, our connection feels like an epic story; wanna join my quest over some beats?"

"Can I borrow a kiss, miss? I promise to keep it casual, just like a laid back Sunday with an old-school twist."

"Is your voice a melody? Because every time you speak, my heart dances to the rhythm of indie rock."

"At the tender age of 20, your allure already outshines the stars. How will the world cope when you mature further?"

"Our friendship is like fine wine, it only gets better with time, but how about we explore a more intoxicating bond?"

"Remember those old Snap photos? Your smile was my daily dose of sunshine, I miss it."

"If I were an antique, I'd wish to be part of your collection - beautiful, cherished, and touched only by you."

"Ever tried cross-country skiing under the stars? Your laughter would be the perfect soundtrack for such an adventure."

"Shelby, your vibe is as intoxicating as the sweetest melody, wanna go thrifting and get high on muzik together?"

"Our adventure could be writing the most exciting story, are you ready to turn the page with me?"

"Your traditional look stirs something deep within me, like an old love story waiting to be told."

Cringe old Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Is your smile one of your tattoos? Because every time you laugh, I get a permanent imprint of it on my heart."

"Darling, are my enchanting eyes old-fashioned enough to reflect the timeless beauty in you?"

Forget about machine learning, let's do it the old fashioned way.

"Are you a rap song? Because my heart beats sync to your rhythm, stronger than a Bruce Lee's one-inch punch."

"Wow, that's a unique pick-up line! But sorry, I'm not that old yet. Let's focus on knowing each other bit by bit."

"Have you mastered the art of being 35? Because age looks absolutely stunning on you."

"I'm full of self-love, dear Ayumi, for it's the key, a tune that soothes me, makes my life as harmonious as a symphony."

"I've moved on, Rica - from old mistakes to new possibilities. Let's make history, not heartbreak."

"Are you a gaming keyboard? Because my heart is typing in, '18 years old, loves skittles, popcorn and gaming', found a perfect match."

"Shelby, are we at a thrift store? Because I can't resist picking up rare treasures like you."

"Ah, the age-old pancake shortage crisis. Perhaps together, we can turn the tide on this breakfast calamity."

"Are you from Hanoi? Because you've ignited a love in me as timeless as the Old Quarter."

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Old love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Old openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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