"Just like Overwatch's Moira, you've got the healing touch - only difference is, you're curing my single status!"

"Are you Moira? 'Cause every time I'm around you, my heart rate accelerates faster than Coalescence!"

"Is your name Reaper? Because my heart has been dying to meet you."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like I'm in Numbani!"

"Like Tracer's blink, you light up my day, your beauty outshines, in every possible way."

"Is your name Mei? Because you just froze my heart with that smile!"

"Is your name Mercy? Because you've just resurrected my hope in love with just one smile!"

"Do you main Mei? Because you just frozen my heart with that smile!"

"Do you play Widowmaker? Because you've sniped my attention from across the room!"

"Is your name Shawarma? Cause every time I see you, my heart beats like Overwatch, faster than a Kit Kat break."

"Do you play Widowmaker? Because you’ve sniped my heart from across the map!"

"Are you a shawarma-filled Kit Kat from Overwatch? Because you're the perfect mix of spicy and sweet I crave."

"Do you play Widowmaker? Because every time you look my way, my heart skips a beat and my health goes down."

"Are you a healer in Overwatch’s game? Your smile revives my heart, igniting a passionate flame."

"Are you a healer? Because every time I see you, my heart races like I'm in a 1v1 match."

"Just like Moira's orbs, you bounce into my life unexpectedly and leave me with either exhilaration or an irresistible burn."

"In this game of Overwatch, you're the ultimate score; with beauty so radiant, I can't help but adore!"

"Are you a health pack? Because my heart feels full whenever I see you in the game of life!"

"I might not be a mech pilot, but I promise I'll always be there to shield you from harm."

"Are you a Mercy main? Because every time you're around, it feels like my life's being healed."

"Is your name Overwatch? Because my heart keeps racing like it's capturing the objective, especially when Shawarma is involved."

"Are you a payload? Because my heart has been stuck at checkpoint for you."

"Are you a Genji main? Because every time I'm with you, I feel like I've got the dragon within me!"

"Is your name Moira? Because you've just triggered my Biotic Grasp... on love!"

"Girl, are you Moira? Because you've mastered the art of healing my heart and damaging my resistance to you."

"Hey, do you play as Tracer? Cause when you walked by, I couldn't keep my time on track."

"Do you play Mercy? Because you've resurrected my hope for finding someone as amazing as you!"

"If you were a hero in Overwatch, you'd definitely be my ultimate—because you light up my world!"

"Are you a health pack? Because my heart feels restored every time I see you!"

"Are you a KitKat in my shawarma? 'Cause girl, you just added a crispy crunch to my otherwise smooth game of Overwatch."

"Even if I'm not in the game, your beauty has already scored a play of the day in my heart."

"Are you a healer? Because my heart is low on health and I need a res!"

"Just like your Defense Matrix, you've caught all my intentions. Game on, D.Va."

"Are you Moira? Because when I'm around you, I can't help but feel my life being sucked away... in a good way!"

"Are you a Tracer? Because you’ve just blinked into my heart and I can’t rewind!"

"Just like Mercy in Overwatch, you must have a Guardian Angel. How else could someone be as heavenly as you?"

"If you were a hero in Overwatch, you'd definitely be Mercy—because you’ve revived my hope in love!"

"Do you play D.Va? Because just like in Overwatch, my heart's defense matrix is down for you."

"Can I be your Reinhardt? Because I'd shield you from every gamer's attack, like how D.Va deserves."

"Are you a support hero? Because you just healed my heart with your smile!"

"Are you Tracer? Because you’ve got my heart racing in all the right directions!"

"You must be an Overwatch ultimate, because you just took my breath away—now I can't stop thinking about our combo!"

"Are you D.Va? Because my heart just got a full mech suit upgrade the moment I saw you."

"Are you a Mercy main? Because whenever I see you, my heart needs immediate healing."

"Do you like KitKats and Shawarmas? Because if you were a character in Overwatch, I'd never take a break from playing."

"Like Moira, you must've used Coalescence, because you've combined every element of my dream girl perfectly!"

"Just like D.Va in Overwatch, I always play to win, but this time the game's your heart."

"Are you D.Va from Overwatch? Cause even when I respawn, I'm still chasing after your mech."

"Are you a healer? Because every time I see you, my heart gets an instant boost!"

"Is your name Tracer? Because you've just blinked into my heart and I can't keep up!"

"Are you a health pack? Because you just made my heart regenerate!"

"Are you a healer? Because my heart just got a critical hit when I saw you."

"Are you a health pack? Because my heart just got a major boost whenever I see you!"

"Are you Moira from Overwatch? Because you've clearly mastered the art of attraction, not just biotic grasp!"

"Are you D.Va? Because even when you play hard to get, my heart can't Nerf this."

"Are you a healer? Because you just boosted my heart's health with that smile!"

"Are you Dva? Because you've got me so hooked, even my Defense Matrix can't block it."

"You're playing harder to get than a Play of the Game, and you're definitely worth the chase."

"Are you a healing pack? Because my heart needs a boost every time I see you!"

"Are you a health pack? Because my heart’s been low, and you just gave me a boost!"

Blood is red. My wardrobe is black.

I don't hate you, as much as I hate Jack.

Why don’t we make like a pair of Winstons and get Primal tonight?

Are you a Junkrat main?

Cause you know how to make my heart go boom!

TORBJORN: You're not my wife.

WINSTON: I'm /bananas/ for you!

ZARYA: I actually like to be the little spoon.

MEI: Excuse me, but did you know how cute you are?

Haha, Sorry! Just thought I'd "break the ice".

ROADHOG: I want to take you around my farm.

I have a cat too. I think she'd like you.

DVA: Let's MEKflix and chill.

GENJI: B-Baka! It's not like I like you, or anything.

SYMETTRA: Objectively, you have a nice face.

ORISA: You're cute, but Efi would like to know a few things.

How did you do in school? What is your plan for retirement? Do you like dogs? The last one is the most important.

MOIRA: It won't take science for me to make your heart beat faster.

ANA: Ha. You make an old woman feel young again.

SOLDIER 76: I've got you in my sights, ha.

MERCY: You should cut back on your sugar.

On second thought... Don't.

PHARAH: With me, you're always in the mile high club.

SOMBRA: I'd ask for your number...

but I already have it.

ZENYATTA: Let us create harmony together.

And perhaps some cookies.

HANZO: (Ahem.) What's the opposite of the number two?

A lonely me, a lonely you. ... Why are you laughing?

I'd recall just so I could see you for the first time again. ...

ha! I'm good at this.

REINHARDT: JOIN ME AT THE ROLLER RINK!

I don't speak French for just anyone...

but I will for you.

Make like the Iris and embrace me.

Are you reaper with 50% lifesteal?

Because you get my heart going and give me high blood pressure.

Usually, I would be your sheild.

But today, I just want to be yours

Halt! Valentine, your cuteness does not compute!

You must play Mercy, because you just resurrected my cold, dead heart.