The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 42 Realized Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Realized pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues?

    Can i taste yours for a change?

  2. I started counting one star in the sky for each reason I love you...Then I ran out of stars and I realized the reasons are infinite.

  3. I realize I’m too late take your virginity, but I’d like the box it came in

  4. I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

  5. I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

  6. I just tipped you 200%, you do realize I could get a hooker for less than that right?

  7. Hey girl. I was reading the Book of Numbers the other day and I realized...I don't have yours.

  8. Can i borrow your eyeliner? I just realized mine isn’t waterproof?

  9. At first I thought the word pretty starts with "P"

    Yet I was mistaken since I realized it starts with "U"

  10. Roses are Red they Die and then Rot

    I finally realized you’re just another thot

Funny realized pickup lines

Soo, I was reading the book of numbers, and I realized I didn't have yours.

I used to be an atheist.

But you made me realize that goddesses exist.

Y'know I've realized I'm too good at everything..

Help me even it out, cuz you've got the one thing I wanna suck at.

The other day I was reading the book of numbers

And I realized I don’t have yours

Works great on Christians

Disney Cinderella

I was thinking about how Disney has a bunch of variations of the Cinderella cliche of the shoe fits. Then I realized every love story is a Cinderella Story, because it's no about if they fit shoe, it's if they fit you. So the question is, do you want to be my Cinderella?

Some girl hit me the “I thought about taking a mission trip but then I realized the only thing mission would be you 🤭” and idk how to reply need help

I’ve been reading the Book of Numbers, and realized I don’t have yours.

Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.

Do you realize we’re this country’s biggest tourist attraction?

You’re the Angel, and I’m Fallin’.

Hey girl dating me is like biting into a Oatmeal Raisin cookie...

Then realizing its chocolate chip, and 2 hours later realizing it's an edible.

Spontaneous eye is a sign ....

...that two people should talk.

I had an epiphany today and thought I'd share with you all.
Ive come to the realization that a guy should never resist from talking to the girl he finds attractive, I mean ever. Whether it's a stranger or a chick from your social circle. You can take it as far you want but the least he must do it introduce himself. Otherwise he's not man enough. It's feminine to hold your impulse, have second thoughts and conspire within. Blast your approach anxiety and put yourself out there. That's how become more masculine, more confident and be the man.
If you don't go for what you want, some asshole will.

Don't wait for your soulmate and waste your life. Don't be choosy, Attraction should be clue enough to make a move. If the girl's personality or nature sucks you can always next her later.

Just my 2 cents for my Bros.

Are the realization that life is worthless?

Cause I think about you all night

Oh are you from the CAR?

I never realized that stood for Cute, Attractive and Ridiculously-good-looking.

So I got a telescope for my birthday...

...but after gazing at you for a while, I'm realizing I don't have to look far to see "heavenly bodies".

Glenn: Im suppose to deliver you a pizza, Then I realized you lived in my heart.

I actually fell for you before I even realized I did.

Hola, acabo de darme cuenta de que te pareces mucho a mi siguiente novia.
(Hi, I just realized this, but you look a lot like my next girlfriend)

Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.

Here is a good news. If I realize I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.

I could not tell you if I loved you the first moment I saw you, or if it was the second or third or fourth. But I remember the first moment I looked at you walking toward me and realized that somehow the rest of the world seemed to vanish when I was with you.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.

Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color…Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just realized why, your eyes…Blizzard Blue.