Top 11 Semen Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Semen pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

2. Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you.

3. Are you a pirate captain

   Cause I got a shipload of semen for you
   
   *semen sea men

4. Are you a submarine?

   Cuz I have a lot of semen to put in you

5. Girl are you a sperm bank?

   Because I wanna give all of my semen.
   
   (You could also say sperm.)

6. Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

7. Are you a sailor?

   Cuz when I look at ya, all I think is semen.

8. What vitamin are you looking for? I heard semen is made out plenty of proteins, vitamin, and mineral, and I happen to have some with me right now. Want some?

9. It's your lucky night. My semen is worth millions.

10. Hey girl! Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay.

Funny semen pickup lines

You can't semen me.