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Top 11 Tax Day Accountant Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tax Day Accountant pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  2. Boy: Because I'm so loss without you!

  3. Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

  4. Girl: I'm a MACRS 150 kind of girl, sorry.

  5. Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

  6. Guy: Your feet tired? Because you've been running in a straight line in my mind all day along.

  7. Guy: No its a highlighter.....I use Becker wanna get naked?

  8. Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.

  9. Guy : Hey girl! What say we go back to your place and I Audit your Assets?

  10. Girl : "But you barely even know me"

Funny tax day accountant pickup lines

Listen, I'd love to sleep with you, but it's tax day and I feel like I've already been screwed by an entire government agency.