Top 50 Desi Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Desi chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. My dad's here now, you can marry me.

2. Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

3. Hey I just met you, and we’re both Desi, but here’s my data, so Shaadi maybe?

4. You’re like daal to my chawal. Should we mix it up?

5. I will curry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.

6. Your butt is like a dhol. I want to bang it all night long.

7. Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee. Sweet and curvy.

8. You’re more garam than my chai.

9. Were you born on Diwali? Because you’re a pataka.

10. Baby, I'd love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.

Funny desi pickup lines

Baby, we go together like daal and bhaat.

Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

Baby, you're hotter then garaam garaam chai.

Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there's a ban on my thinking capacity everytime you are around.

Babygurl you are elfy to my shoes, betnovate to my bruise and Allubukharay ki chatni to my barbecues

Babygurlll are you from Turkey? cause whenever I see you I become a Tharkee.

Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.

Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road - one helluva ride!

Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.

Do you like raita? Cause I'd like to get raita up on you.

Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

Go out with me and you won't be sari.

Hey bby wanna do some mauja hi mauja, please be my zauja

Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!

Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?

Hey I don't like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

How about we get together and I mix my pani with your puri.

I don't want jalebis or gulab jamans… neither of them are as sweet as you!

I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.

I wanna be the sambal to your dosa.

I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India's water bodies combined.

I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.

I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

I'm like dal, hot, spicy and I'll fill you up.