Top 50 Desi Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Desi pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Desi conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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My dad's here now, you can marry me.
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Can I borrow a rupee?
I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am going to marry.
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Hey I just met you, and we’re both Desi, but here’s my data, so Shaadi maybe?
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You’re like daal to my chawal.
Should we mix it up?
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I will curry on loving you,
for as long as life will aloo me.
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Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee.
Sweet and curvy.
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Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my amma I'd call her when I found the woman am goning to marry.
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Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, Or should I wear my PTI shirt and walk by again
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One night with me and you'll feel like the Ganges.. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.
Funny desi pickup lines
I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.
Babygurl are you from Pakistan? cause there's a ban on my thinking capacity every time you are around.
You’re more garam than my chai.
Were you born on Diwali?
Because you’re a pataka.
Our kundalis are a perfect match!
Your ammi must have eaten a lot of curry while she was pregnant with you, because you're sizzling hot!
The day I saw you, I cancelled my shaadi.com account
Hey girl, you wanna strum my sitar?
That sari looks very nice on you,
but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.
Go out with me and you won't be sari.
Are you wearing a sari?
Well, you won't be sari if you go out with me.
Are you heading to India?
Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.
Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.
I don't want jalebis or gulab jamans…
neither of them are as sweet as you!
Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.
If I were a tabla, I'd let you kiss me all night long.
Sister do you want a date? I bought a full packet when I went to Saudia.
That's a nice sari. Can I talk you out of it?
Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.
Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I'm not even scared of your bada bhai.
We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It's our destiny to be together, you just don't remember our past life together.
When I look at you... kuch kuch hotha hai