Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.

Lets take a wok to my place.

You're like fresh ginger on the rice bowl of my life.

Will you be the duck sauce to my egg roll?

You're the keema to my somosa.

Are you Asian? Because you just stole my heart.

I know tae kwon do.

You turn me on like a rice cooker.

It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?

Can I be the fortune in your cookie?

I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and s**....

You know, my name means 'powerful'.

Are you from South Korea?

Cause I can tell that you're my Seoul-mate.

Do you always keep around a samurai sword?

Let me be your shang if you be my mulan.

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees

You must love eating eggplants because you body is Bangen.

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

Are you my mom’s chappal?(slipper)

Cause you hit different

(Most of you guys won’t understand cause it’s a Asian thingy)

Baby, you like the rice. Because I never get sick of you.

I heard Asian girls love to f**....

Are you Asian?

Cause I wanna immigrate to Japanties

Ching ching chung, I can please you with my tongue.

You like Bollywood films? India-event you don't, I know a good samosa shack nearby.

Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my p**....

I like my women like I like my rice

White and s**... (works better if you're asian)

Girl do you eat eggplant... because your body is bangan.

Hey girl, are you Asian?

Cause i’m China to get into Japanties.

"Your charm, like the Asian dawn, brightens my path and keeps me drawn."

"Like the Great Wall of China, your beauty leaves me breathless and wondering how something so perfect could exist."

Are you a mix of flavors? Because you're black, Asian, and I'm hungry for more.

Your intelligence shines brighter than the stars, a nerd with a heart as golden as the sun.

"Is your name Google Translate? Because you've just translated my heart into love language."

Your mind's brilliance outshines the skies, like a dog with stars in his eyes.

"Why 'future girl'? Because I couldn't resist saving the promise of tomorrow under your name."

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Or were you just practicing your martial arts moves?

"Were you born in Asia? Because your charm outshines the most exquisite cherry blossom."

Hey baby, you heard about that Asian stereotype?

It's true


We do eat the cat

"Like a sweet Haiku, your beauty is but true, no Asian blossom compares to you."

"Are your eyes a map? Because I seem to have found my way to an Asian paradise."

Are you a mix of wisdom and spice? Your intellect is as impressive as your rice.

"Your beauty outshines any eastern sunrise, but that octopus tattoo has me tangled up in you."

Hey baby, I got curry, whats the hurry?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your grace and charm are truly angelic.

Like cherry blossoms in the spring, your beauty makes my heart sing.

"Your smile outshines the beauty of cherry blossoms, can it be my daily sunrise?"

"Your beauty outshines the stars, but that octopus tattoo? It's got the entire ocean beat."

"Your smile outshines every star, are you sure you're not the secret light of the Eastern sky?"

"Are you a soccer ball? Because my heart races every time you’re around, and you make my world brighter!"

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like a nerdy dog-loving heartthrob."

Are you a bank? Because I want to rob your heart and steal your love.

"Your beauty outshines even the loveliest lanterns in Hanoi, do you light up every room you enter?"

"Ever tried laughing yoga? How about we start a session, and I promise to keep you in splits all night?"

"Is that octopus on your shoulder as enchanting as your eyes, or does it also surrender to your beauty?"

"Your enchanting eyes, stars of the Eastern skies, more captivating than any Asian sunrise."

Are you a mix of bold and brains? Your charm shines bright like celestial flames.

"In your eyes, as rich as orient silk, I find a love that drowns me like warm milk."

"Because every time my phone rings, I see a glimpse of my future brightening up with you."

Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon

"Because every time I look at you, I see my future. Fancy a future together?"

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence for stealing my heart, Asian angel."

"Your octopus tattoo is captivating, but it's not nearly as mesmerizing as the mysterious allure in your Asian eyes."

Do you know why I like Asian girls? Because they’re tighter

"Are you an Aussie dumpling? Because you've got me craving for that sweet and spicy filling."

Your brilliance is beyond compare, like a star shining bright in the night air.

"Admiring your regal style over a bottle of wine, we could make a picture-perfect moment, beauty and food combined."

"Is your heart from Vietnam? Because it's phở-real captured mine."

"Your eyes are brighter than the lanterns at the Mid-Autumn Festival, can they light up my world too?"

"Is your aura made of gold? Because whenever you're near, I feel a priceless attraction."

Are you a dog treat? Because I can't resist wanting to take a bite out of you.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with that cough, this cute angel must be ill."

Are you from down under? Because your titties are like a perfect pair of dumplings.

"Your eyes sparkle like the stars in the Australian outback, making me want to explore every inch of you."

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your halal-certified beauty.

"You just labeled me a nerd, but in my world, it means 'Never Ending Romantic Devotion', care to share my universe?"

Your nerdy allure and wisdom so sublime, make my heart race like a clock's chime.

"Can I make a request too? Would you mind adding a dash of your spice to my life's recipe?"

"You're so naturally stunning, even the stars are petitioning for your autograph."

"Is your name Sakura? Because like a cherry blossom, you light up any room you enter."

Are you a combination of Black, Asian, and dog lover? Because you've fetched my heart!

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack that ended my weeks-long laughter famine."

Your intellect shines brighter than the stars, like a diamond in the rough. Can I be your nerd sidekick?

Like a delicate momo dumpling, your beauty and grace leave me craving for more of your presence.

"Darling, your elegant style and taste for fine wine make every picture a masterpiece - care to share a frame?"

"Is that snake on your shoulder just a tattoo or a sign that you're as dangerously enchanting as a siren?"

"I thought you were Asian, because your beauty rivals the breathtaking sunrise of the Orient."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Your smile could light up the whole skyline.

"Your number is 'future girl' because I'm planning to dial my way into your heart tomorrow."

Are you a fortune cookie? Because every time I'm with you, my day gets a little brighter.

I carry this beeper not to feel important but so my mom knows where I am. I carry this phone to call her back.

Your hand roll looks like an ice cream cone.

"I don't mind being a 75 in your book, as long as I'm the only chapter you'd rather read."

Are you a mix of ebony and gold, with a mind so bold? You're a rare gem to behold.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like my favorite Korean dish.

Your mind's like a treasure trove, clever and enticing. A nerdy charm that's always so enticing.

Are you a shooting star? Because I can't take my eyes off you, just like Ramadan's first sighting.

"Your elegance rivals a fine wine; it intoxicates me more with every snapshot, are you on the menu tonight?"

Are you an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't read you, but I still find you fascinating.

"Is your smile on the menu? Because it's more intoxicating than the finest wine and the most exquisite cuisine."

Are you a bank? Because you've got "rob me" written all over you.

"Your exotic beauty is more captivating than your octopuschtulu art, can I explore your enchanting mysteries?"

"Can't believe you haven't laughed in weeks, have you tried tickling your fortune cookies?"

"Your smile outshines any brace's glimmer, and your legs? They rival those of supermodels. Fancy a walk-and-talk date?"

You’re a very pretty Asian girl. Have you ever made out with a white guy before?…Would you like to?

No, really, what’s your nationality?

"Are you sure you're not Asian? Because my heart has just been captivated by the allure of a Japanese cherry blossom."

Your nerdy charm and dark Asian flair, make my heart race like you're eating a rare.

Are you from Tokyo? (Yeah Why?) Because I want to get in Japanies (your panties)

Were you affected by the radiation in Japan? Because you are just glowing.

Your intellect shines bright, like stars in the night - a captivating blend of charm and might.

"You rated me a 75, but with your dazzling beauty, I'd score you an infinity."

Uhhhh, no, I didn't play football in high school but I did letter in varsity volleyball and tennis.

“You're more stunning than cherry blossoms in bloom, and that irresistible octopus ink makes me want to dive deeper.”

Are you Asian? Because when I look into your tiny eyes, I see a universe of possibilities.

"Your beauty outshines the eastern sunrise, is that why you have a thing for cute boys?"

"Your cough may be contagious, but nothing's as infectious as your cuteness—reminds me of a shooting star: small yet breathtaking."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a unique masterpiece, and you're the best result."

Are you a mix of elegance and wit, sweet as honey, with a mind so quick?

Hey girl are you Asian?

Cuz i'm china jump in yo japannties

Are you made of kimchi? Because you're spicy and leave me wanting more!

Are you a bank? Because you just stole my heart like you steal from stores.

"Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than all the stars in the Asian sky."

"Are you a cute boy magnet? Because your looks and vibe surely caught my perfectly aligned compass."

Are you a math problem? Because you're the sum of beauty and intellect, a rare find.

"Are you a firecracker? Because your cough is explosive, but you're still short, sweet and undeniably Asian."

When you read, my heart takes flight, like a dog with wings in the night.

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a real connection when I look into your petite Asian eyes."

Are you a momo? Because your Asian cuisine has stolen my heart with its spicy essence.

"Are you sushi? Because I'm soy into you, and whenever you're around, I just want to say meow."

"Your presence is like dim sum, unexpectedly delightful and always leaves me wanting more."