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Top 18 Diarrhea Pick Up lines

Are you stuck in the toilet with diarrhea? Want to pick up guys or girls who have the runs? Flirt with them with the best diarrhea pick up lines. These funny and witty pick up lines about diarrhea will help you flirt and impress.

  1. My love for you is like explosive diarrhea

    I just can’t hold it in

  2. My love for you is like diarrhea

    I just cant hold it in

  3. My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.

  4. My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, it just flows out.

  5. Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

  6. I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.

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What is a Diarrhea pickup line?

Working short diarrhea pickup lines to impress a girl

Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

Babe are you hot diarrhea? Because I am about to come out of you like lava.

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This is a funny Diarrhea pickup line!

Girl, swallow all you want, I promise you won't have diarrhea after this.

My love for you is like diarrhea I can’t hold it back

My feelings for you are like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

diarrhea Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl, are you diarrhea?

Cause once you start coming, you won't be able to stop

My love for you is like my diarrhea:

I can't keep it in

My Love for You is Like Diarrhea
Because I can’t hold it in much longer.

Hey girl, my feelings for you are like diarrhea

I just cant keep it in anymore.

Smooth and dirty Diarrhea pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Diarrhea conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Diarrhea phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.