Top 12 Died Bury Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Died Bury chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. My cock just died

   May i bury it in your ass?

2. My dick just died can i bury it in your ass.

   Oof 100

3. You'll get all the pussy with this one

   My penis died can I bury it in u?)

4. My dick just died

   My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

5. My dick just died

   *half hour later* can I bury it in your ass?
   (Then say “as you can see, I consistently take half an hour before I finish”)

6. Works 100%

   Hey baby, my dick died. Can I bury it in your ass?

7. Hey girl

   My dick just died can I bury it in your ass ;)

8. My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?

   Courtesy of Doug Benson. I think you have to be in a really playful mood and feeling extra confident to pull this off

9. If I were to die today...

   I would want my dick to be buried in you.

10. My dick died..

    Can I bury it in your ass?

Funny died bury pickup lines

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?