Top 13 Died Bury Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Died Bury pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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My cock just died
May i bury it in your ass?
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Hey girl my penis just died
May I bury it in your ass?
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My dick just died can i bury it in your ass.
Oof 100
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You'll get all the pussy with this one
My penis died can I bury it in u?)
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My dick just died
My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?
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My dick just died
*half hour later* can I bury it in your ass?
(Then say “as you can see, I consistently take half an hour before I finish”) -
Works 100%
Hey baby, my dick died. Can I bury it in your ass?
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Hey girl
My dick just died can I bury it in your ass ;)
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My dick died, can I bury it in your ass?
Courtesy of Doug Benson. I think you have to be in a really playful mood and feeling extra confident to pull this off
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If I were to die today...
I would want my dick to be buried in you.
Funny died bury pickup lines
My dick died..
Can I bury it in your ass?
My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?