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Top 17 Austin Power Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Austin Power pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

  2. Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

  3. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

  4. Should we shag now or later?

  5. Baby, I’m an American Express lover ... you shouldn’t go home without me.

  6. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

  7. My name is Austin...remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

  8. I love gooooooold.

  9. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

  10. Welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen!

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Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.

You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs. Any questions?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

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Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?