My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing. Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Baby you must be Google Goggles because they increase my reality.

I’m not a scientist, but

I know a great way to increase the size of uranus ;)

Did I get a loan from you?

- no?

-then why is my interest increasing day by day?

Have I taken a bank loan from you?

Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.

"Are you a power-up? Because whenever I see you, my life level instantly increases!"

"Are you a textbook? Because I can't stop checking you out and you're increasing my heart rate."

"Do you work at Grace Clinic? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases."

"Are you the Amazon rainforest? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases by 20% due to deforestation."

"As your care for me grows daily, so does my desire for you. Could we be a match made in heaven?"

"Are you a rare comic book? Because your value increases every time I look at you."

"If I were a derivative, I'd be increasing at a constant rate with you."

"Is your name espresso? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases."

"Are you my anger management coach? Because every time I analyze you, my heart rate definitely increases."

"Are you a kettlebell? Because my heart rate increases every time I lift you up in my thoughts."

"From school to home, your beauty must have increased the neighborhood's value; it's off the charts."

Do you come to the evening gym often? Because I think my heart rate just increased by seeing you.

"So true! A warm heart compliments a warm body perfectly. I feel like you might have both."

"My love for you is like my phone's battery at 9%, rapidly increasing but never running out."

"Are you a voice-over artist? Because I can't text-to-speech how much you make my heart rate increase."

"Are you a protein bar? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases and my muscles feel stronger."

"You must be Ukrainian, because you've just increased the population of my heart by one!"

"As my trainer, could you help increase my heart rate, because girl, you've already got it racing?"

"You must be my sniper target because every time I see you, my heart rate increases to perfect shooting rhythm."

"Are you a venture capitalist? Because you've just increased my interest rate with your presence."

"Excuse me miss, what's your temperature reading? Because you're hot enough to increase global warming."

"You dine like a beast, yet beauty increased, darling, you've turned my world into a feast."

"With hair unfurled like a masterpiece, you've caused my heart's rhythm to increase; in your gaze, may my soul find release?"

"You must be Curious George, because with every moment, my curiosity about your beauty only increases."

"Is your name Jeff the Killer? Because every time I see you, my heart rate dangerously increases."

"Just like a painter’s masterpiece, your uploaded pic leaves hearts in cease; it's beauty pure, no less, no more increase."

You must have shares in my heart because your presence is increasing its value every moment.

"Are you a joke book? Because every time I look at you, my laughter and heart rate increase simultaneously."

"Is your name Cardio? Because my heart rate increases whenever you're near."

"Did the gravity just increase, or did your allure just pin me against this wall of fascination?"

"Is it just my finances or did my heart rate increase the moment you audited my world with your smile?"

"Officer, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again and increase your heart's crime rate?"

"With every sunrise, our affections sway, like the moon to the tides, they ebb and play."

You cause my dopamine neurons to increase its neuro transmitter release.

"Just for this once, let my eyes mesmerize yours, and prove that the only change is my increased desire for you."

"Are you studying pharmacy? Because every time I look at you, my heart rate increases and I need a dose of your love."

"As your care grows, my heart beats in rhyme, your compassion's a melody, sweeter each time."

"Are you a point on a graph? Because my love for you is constantly increasing."

"Forget about wine, honey, you're like a limited edition coin, increasing value at 54 and a half!"

"Is your care for me a graph? Because it's steadily rising and making my heartbeat go off the charts."

"Your nurse uniform is increasing my heart rate. Care to check my vitals in private?"

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart rate increases every time I see you, and only your touch can stabilize it."

"Are you a cardio workout? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases."

You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!

"Are you some form of exercise? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases like an ABS workout."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... And my credit card balance increases!"

"Can I check your temperature? Because my heart rate increases every time I see your stunning smile."

"Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I feel like my heart's durability increases every time I'm around you."

Are you a doctor? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... plus, you increase my interest exponentially."

"If your care for me increases day by day, will you let me be the sexy reason behind every beautiful tomorrow?"

"Are you a law textbook? Because I can't stop checking you out and you're increasing my intellectual property."

You must be a physical therapist because every time I see you, my heart rate increases.

"Happy birthday, gorgeous! You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value."

"Totally agreed! Hope we can share a blanket and your favorite movie, coziness level would be off the charts then!"

"Is your name Sexology? Because my heart rate increases every time I try to understand you."

"Are you a workout routine? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases and I start to sweat."

"Are you a Fortnite loot drop? Because my heart rate increases every time you're around."

"Your workout is inspiring, but it's your smile that really makes my heart rate increase."

"Did your charisma increase our sales? Because your smile is definitely marketing my heart."

"Are you a Novian star? Because my heart rate increases exponentially whenever you're around, just like light speed travel."

Hey girl, did you forget to pay me back?

Because my interest for you is increasing

"Do you attend Curtin University? Because seeing you definitely increases my interest rate."

"I heard holding hands on a date increases chemistry. Care to conduct a little experiment with me?"

"You're so beautiful, even my IQ points increase when I look at you."

"Are you the gym? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases and my muscles feel weak!"

"Do you study Pharmacy? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases beyond normal."

"As your personal trainer, I'd love to work on our chemistry, because girl, you're increasing my heart rate."

"Girl, are you a rare penny? 'Cause your beauty increases my interest daily."

"Are you a rising Minecraft Lava? Because my heart rate increases every time I get close to you."

"If you insist, the compliment will cease. But let's still converse and let our connection increase."

"Are we at the gym? Because every time I look at you, my heart rate increases and I start to sweat."

"Are you a blue-chip stock? Because your value keeps increasing and I can't resist investing in you."

Well, lucky for me then. I think you being single just increased my chances. 😉

"Are you a meme? Because my interest in you only increases with every scroll."

"Are you a spreadsheet? Because I find my interest in you constantly increasing, just like in compound Excel formulas."

"Girl, if you were a protein bar, you'd be called 'Gorgeous Gainz'... Because with you, my happiness level definitely increases."

"Nita, are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest and I can't wait to increase our assets together."

"Is your name Demand Schedule? Because my interest in you never decreases, only increases."

"Are you a lifting set? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases and my knees get weak."

"Are you a math book? Because you're increasing my understanding with curves worth studying."

"Are you the sun? Because with every sunrise, my infinite desires for your sweet warmth increases."

"You must be the solution to my equation because whenever I see you, I feel an exponential increase in my heartbeat."

"Are you made of gold? Because my heart just increased in value."

"I must be an asset account, because every time I see you, my interest increases."

"Your smile must be a cardio workout because it just increased my heart rate."

Roses are red, you are who I select

And when I look at you, my p**... member gets increasingly erect

"Are we binge-watching or just flirting? Because with every episode, my interest in you only increases."

"In a world full of prey, you're the finest feast, with every bite, my love for you increased."

"Your body pictures should come with a warning - they're causing dangerous increases in heart rates."

"Are you a protein bar? Because whenever I look at you, my heart-rate increases and my muscles feel stronger."

"If I were an artist, you'd be my favorite piece, your radiant beauty makes every good day increase."

"Are you an asset? Because your value keeps appreciatively increasing in my books, causing a market disruption."

"Your photos must be illegal, they increase the temperature around here, mind sending one?"

My love for you is like covid-19...

It increases everyday

"You must be a fault line, because my seismic activity increases every time I'm near you."

Hey there, are you a business developer manager? Because you're definitely increasing my ROI in more ways than one.

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Because every time I think about you, I get a sudden increase in oxygen."

"Are you a personal trainer? Because you've got my heart rate increasing, and I wouldn't mind a little resistance training."

"Are you a physics book? Because every time I see you, my mental capacity increases exponentially!"

"Your beauty must be exponential, because it's increasing at a rate that's simply incomprehensible."

"If your care for me increases daily, should I start calling you 'interest' because you're making my heart rate skyrocket?"

"Are you a physiologist? Because every time I see you, my heart rate increases exponentially!"

"Are you Yae Miko? Because every time I look at you, my world level increases."

"Is your name Laxmi? Because my wealth increases every time I see your beautiful smile."

"Are you an accountant? Because I'm feeling a significant increase in my assets whenever you're around."

"You must have cast a spell on me because my charisma stat just experienced a +6 increase."

Cutie, what's the similarity between my love for you and toxicity on internet?

Both are increasing day by day.

"Are you my demand curve? Because whenever I see you, my interest doesn't just increase, it skyrockets."

Breast cancer cases are increasing everyday.

Would you mind if I insure your safety?

You know, you can increase your charitable contributions by handing me your digits.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to increase my graphics resolution?"

"Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and my heart rate magically increases."

"Are you the Amazon Rainforest? Cause every time I look at you, my heart rate increases like its oxygen levels."

Found this casually..

Love is a sensation, caused by temptation, to feel p**..., for a guy to stick his location, in a girls destination, to increase the population, for the next generation, do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up-regulation

because my affinity for you is increasing.

Are you an increase in molecular collisions and the force of the collisions in a particular area?

Cuz you’re making me hard

I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.

Did you hear the latest health report? It said you're supposed to increase your intake of vitamin ME.

You increase my Young's modulus.

My love for you is like the slope of a concave up function because it's always increasing.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.

Hey, how bout you increase your charitable contributions by handing me your digits?

You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.