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60 Marijuana Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 60 marijuana pick up lines for her and flirty marijuana rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about marijuana that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your marijuana rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny marijuana pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty marijuana joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Marijuana Rizz

A good Marijuana pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. If you are looking for da shit, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.

  2. You wanna come over to my place and s**... my bong?

  3. Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

  4. You have me at cannabis.

  5. Baby you are sweeter than the brownies.

  6. Wanna hit this bowl ?

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What is a good Marijuana pickup line?

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Short and cute marijuana pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about marijuana are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

My name is Peggy Olson and I wanna smoke some marijuana

I got w**....

(Just stare for 20 seconds) Wait, what’s your name again?

(Wait until it’s totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move.

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Smooth Marijuana pickup line

Are you a chonger? You took my breath away.

Are you a drug? Because I marijuana take you home tonight.

As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forgot to eat your weedies!


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Cheesy marijuana Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Excuse me ma'am are you a joint? Because you're smoking!

Hey baby, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Would you like to join us?

Hey baby! You're smoking!

Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way - You, me, and Mary Jane?

Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

Hey ya wanna get high?

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Working Marijuana tinder opener

Hey! Let's make like a blunt and roll.

Funny marijuana Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Marijuana conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

I can be your buzz amplifier.

I don't even need a lighter... you are already on fire!

I have a huge kush on you

I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!

I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too.

I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.

I want to T-H-See you naked

I will let u hit this if I can tap that

I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!

I'm a certified drug dealer.

Clever marijuana Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Marijuana hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

I've got an 18-inch piece. Want to see?

I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.

Is your father a thief? Oh, because I was wondering who stole my sense of LINEAR TIME.

Isn’t it crazy how everything is happening all the time RIGHT NOW? Wait… Hey, I’m Scott.

It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

Let's celebrate 4/20 like it is new years.

Meet you at four-twenty.

My love 420 will not be the same without you.

My love for you burns stronger than a frizzle.

Pick up? Hit me up. 420!

So you're gonna have to blow me for those buds...

Smooth marijuana Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Marijuana pickup lines make her give you her number.

Wanna get weird after this?

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

Want to get cough-ee with me?

What kind of grinder are you using? Because you are extra fine!

You are so adorable when you geek out.

You know what is better than best? Me.

You're on fire! Oh, no, that's just my blunt...

Need some l**... for your cotton-mouth?

w**... is four words I will never forget, other than your name.

You must be as dope as w**...... Because right now you are all I need.

Do you smoke p**...? Because w**... look good together.

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

Flirty marijuana Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Marijuana pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Why don't me and you go to your place and get s**..., maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie?

Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Marijuana love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Marijuana chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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