Top 50 Marijuana Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Marijuana pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. When I’m with you, it feels like there’s no one else in the room with us. Wait, is there anyone else in the room right now?

2. You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

3. Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!

4. I’ll let you hit this, if I can tap that!

5. What kind of grinder are you using? Cause you’re extra fine!

6. Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

7. Are you a drug? Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

8. Hey baby, let's make like a blunt and roll.

9. I don’t even need a lighter, you’re already on fire!

10. Hey girl, are you a drug?

    Cause I marijuana take you out tonight.

Funny marijuana pickup lines

You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

Do you smoke pot? Because weed look good together.

Excuse me ma'am are you a joint? Because you're smoking!

Hey baby! You're smoking!

Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way - You, me, and Mary Jane?

Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

Hey ya wanna get high?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let's smoke this baby.

Hey! Let's make like a blunt and roll.

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

I don't even need a lighter... you are already on fire!

I have a huge kush on you

I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!

I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too.

I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.

I want to T-H-See you naked

I will let u hit this if I can tap that

I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!

I'm a certified drug dealer.

I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

I've got an 18-inch piece. Want to see?