Oh, baby, that's not a pistol. I'm damn happy to see you.

"I may not be a lasso expert, but your smile has roped me in faster than any bronco could."

You know, when I said "Howdy c**...," I didn't think it would work.

"Have you ever seen a sunset out on the open range or should I lasso the sun just for you, darlin'?"

"Ever thought about riding into the sunset, darlin'? Well, with a beauty like yours, it'd be a sight to remember."

"Howdy, miss. Ever seen a sunset as captivating as your eyes from atop a wild stallion?"

Hey girl, watch this cow in my pants.

"Hey little cowgirl, your height might be on the short side, but you sure raise the bar for beauty around here."

"Darlin', riding the range could never be as thrilling as getting lost in those seductive eyes of yours."

"In this urban jungle, even though you're pint-sized, you're the only cowgirl that stands out in my skyline."

"Darlin', in this wild west, your smile is the only sunset I want to watch, every single night."

"Ever thought of being a sexy cowgirl? How about we raise the stakes in our own little rodeo tonight, darling?"

"Darlin', if looks could lasso, you'd have this cowboy roped and tied with one glance of your green eyes."

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

"Are you a stallion? 'Cause every cowboy needs his ride, and I reckon, I've found mine in your dazzling eyes."

"Hey cowgirl, your lasso ain't the only thing that's got me all tangled up. You're looking breathtaking tonight!"

"Is your name Destiny? 'Cause I've been galloping through life looking for a fit, sexy cowgirl like you."

"Are you a cowgirl? Because my heart's been lassoed by your stunning beauty, faster than a rodeo ride."

"Sweetheart, just like a lasso, you've got me all tangled up in your beauty. How about we ride off together?"

"Are you a cowgirl? Because I've been roped in by your charm, can you join me on this wild ride?"

"Are you a cowgirl? Because I'm udderly captivated by your beauty in that costume."

"You sure make those boots look good, cowgirl. Fancy kicking up some dust with me tonight?"

"How about we ride into the sunset together? Because, sweetheart, you've lassoed my heart with your beauty."

"Darlin', I ain't a cowboy, but I sure know how to ride. Can you handle this stallion?"

"Hey cowgirl, you must've lassoed my heart, cause every time you walk by, I just can't seem to wrangle my feelings."

"Howdy, miss. Just like a wild stallion, your beauty can't be tamed but surely can be admired."

"In your eyes, I see sunsets, cowgirl, brighter than a prairie's glow, you're the finest rodeo I yearn to know."

"Is your heart a lasso? Because I just got caught in your captivating charm, cowgirl."

"Darlin', you're like a wild prairie sunset, too beautiful to be tamed. Can I ride into that horizon with you?"

"Can I be your cowboy, darling? Cause my heart always gallops when I see you."

"Ever rode into the sunset with a gentleman? How about we change that on our first date?"

"Are you a cowgirl? Because I'm lost in the field of your eyes and only you can guide me home."

"Cowboy or cowgirl, doesn't matter to me. As long as I'm your favorite bull."

"How about we gallop outta here? Your beauty's got this lone cowboy yearning for a ride under the stars."

"I'm all dressed up as a cowboy, how about you join me as my sizzling cowgirl for a wild ride under the stars?"

"Ever rode off into the sunset? Because with you, every moment feels like a beautiful Western romance."

"Is your saddle custom-made? Because it's clear that angels like you only ride in style."

"How 'bout you join me as my cowgirl, and together we'll ride the rodeo of passion under the western stars?"

Howdy! Are you a c**...?

Because I’ve got a snake in my pants

"Darlin', you're hotter than a desert sunset, mind if this cowboy joins your rodeo tonight?"

"Could you join me, cowgirl? Because my life is like a rodeo, it's wild but missing its most beautiful rider."

"Is your saddle custom made? Because I've never seen curves fit so perfectly before."

"Are you a lasso expert? Because you've roped my heart with just one glance."

"Are you a cowgirl? Because I'm udder-ly smitten with your mooo-ving beauty."

"Ever tried a cowboy's embrace, darling? Join me and let's create our own wild western romance."

"Sweet cowgirl, as radiant as a sunrise in the west, can I be the lasso that catches your heart's behest?"

"Darlin', I must be a lasso, because every moment with you feels like a perfect catch."

"How about we ride into the sunset together, cowgirl? Your beauty outshines even the wildest west."

"Darlin', you're the only desert rose that can quench a cowboy's thirst in this wild, wild west."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would kiss you in the barn.

"Cowgirl in denim and pearl, you've wrangled my heart, in this love-struck world."

"Are you a cowgirl? Because whenever I see you, my heart does a hoedown."

Even c**... Get the Blues if you won't give them your number, boy.