Top 50 Hell Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hell chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Wanna play war,

   I'll lay on my back, and you can blow me to hell

2. Did it hurt?

   When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell?

3. Hey girl are you from hell

   Because you are hotter than the devil

4. Are we in hell? Cause your touch is setting me on fire.

5. Best one I know.

   Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
   Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
   As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
   "Okay what was it?"
   Read out your number, and say;
   "Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
   (Most people instinctively do so.)
   Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

6. I'd like to instagram the hell outta you.

7. Are you an impressionist because you impresed the hell out of me.

8. Is your dad a warlock? 'Cause you look like you've just been summoned from Hell.

9. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

10. Lets play war, I’ll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

Funny hell pickup lines

This may be hell, but I'll take you to heaven.

I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

Hell must be missing a demon.

Da Vinci is one hell of a scam, isn't he?

'Coz how tf did he define a perfect human when you were not even born that time?

Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.

People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.





I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.

Wanna grab me by the horns? It'll be one hell of a ride.

Hey you wanna play a game?

Its called pearl harbor I’ll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me

ou look like sin, I think that Hell is empty and all the Devils are here.

I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.

Are you Lucifer? Because you sure are the most beautiful being in hell.

High school is hell... and you’re the hottest thing here!

Hey cutie, I hope you like badboys...

Because holy hell am I bad at everything

I don’t have a very long hose, but I’ve got one hell of a pumper!

Hey baby are you a boxer?

No Why?
Well you should be your one hell of a knock out!

I'll make one hell of a Feast out of you.

I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.

Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

Are you a loli pop because

I wanna suck the hell outta you.

Hey are you Satan

Cause you know, you must come from the burning depths of hell to be this hot

yeah idk

Are you satan...

Because you’re hot as hell

Hey girl, let's go play army...

I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

This is an oldie but I haven't seen it posted here.

Hey baby, do you want to play Pearl Harbor?

I'll lay down, and you blow the hell out of me!

Did you abandon the first order in your first battle?

B/C you FN as hell