Top 50 Hell Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hell pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Wanna play war,

   I'll lay on my back, and you can blow me to hell

2. Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

   I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke
   
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3. Did it hurt?

   When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell?

4. Hey girl are you from hell

   Because you are hotter than the devil

5. Are we in hell? Cause your touch is setting me on fire.

6. I'd like to instagram the hell outta you.

7. Are you an impressionist because you impresed the hell out of me.

8. Is your dad a warlock? 'Cause you look like you've just been summoned from Hell.

9. Wanna play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

10. Lets play war, I’ll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

Funny hell pickup lines

I always thought the source of hell's hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

This may be hell, but I'll take you to heaven.

Hell must be missing a demon.

Da Vinci is one hell of a scam, isn't he?

'Coz how tf did he define a perfect human when you were not even born that time?

People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.

Wanna grab me by the horns? It'll be one hell of a ride.

Hey you wanna play a game?

Its called pearl harbor I’ll lay on the ground and you can blow the hell outta me

ou look like sin, I think that Hell is empty and all the Devils are here.

I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.

Are you a Stephen King novel?

Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me

Are you Lucifer? Because you sure are the most beautiful being in hell.

High school is hell... and you’re the hottest thing here!

I don’t have a very long hose, but I’ve got one hell of a pumper!

Hey baby are you a boxer?

No Why?
Well you should be your one hell of a knock out!

I'll make one hell of a Feast out of you.

I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.

Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

Are you a loli pop because

I wanna suck the hell outta you.

Hey are you Satan

Cause you know, you must come from the burning depths of hell to be this hot

yeah idk

Hey girl, let's go play army...

I'll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

This is an oldie but I haven't seen it posted here.

Are you satan...

Because you’re hot as hell

Are you spiderman?

Cause you sure as hell made me sticky

Was it tiring?

Was it tiring to climb all the way up from hell, you fucking bitch?!?