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Top 50 Lesbians Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lesbians pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you want to try an Australian kiss?

    It's like a French kiss, But down under...

  2. Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

    or are you just happy to see me?

  3. I'm not gay.

    I prefer the term vaginavore.

  4. I'll be your xena if you be my Gabrielle...

  5. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

  6. I saved you a seat...on my face.

  7. I can help you.

    I have fingers.

  8. Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

  9. Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.

  10. Girl, let's go invisible.

Funny lesbians pickup lines

So you're still Straight?

Have you met me?

Your face or mine?

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Hey, you're beautiful.

Sit on my face?

Are you Aurora?

Because I am Maleficent.

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.

Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

The only thing straight about me is my teeth.

I like you, you like me.

Let's get together and not make a family.

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?

I just wanna make like, crazy science with you.

Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?

Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.

Nice butt!

What time does it open?

Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.

Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.

I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?