Oh my god, do we have the same bra on? Let's look and see!

Do you like that Katy Perry song : I kissed A Girl.

Girl, let's go invisible.

So you're still Straight?

Have you met me?

I like breakfast in bed, so why don't you just come sit on my face?

Is your name Katniss?

Because you're sparking a rebellion in my district.

I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.

Roses are red, your underwear is lace, take them off and sit on my face.

Are you Aurora?

Because I am Maleficent.

Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.

Can I curl up in your arms and let the beat of your heart soothe me to sleep? Because that sounds absolutely lovely.

I like you, you like me.

Let's get together and not make a family.

If I could, I'd get rid of all of the chairs in the world so that you'd have to sit on my face.

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?

Hey, I'm bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get s**...?

You know, being bi-s**... immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.

f**... me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s**...

Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

Hey can I borrow your lipstick and your lips.

Nice ass... what time does it open?

So how do l**... have s**...? It's too complicated. I'd have to show you.

b**..., you so fine, I'll tap that.

Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.

I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again, flaunting this irresistible femme charm of mine?"

"Like a sharpshooter's aim, your beauty's no game; hit me with your smile, ignite this flame."

Vampires won't be the only thing I'm slaying tonight.

"I must be a target, because every time I see you, my heart races like a perfect shot."

"Your smile could light up a room, but it's your love for women that truly illuminates my world."

I'm looking for treasure, mind if I explore your chest?

"Excuse me, but your smile should come with a warning label; it’s dangerously captivating and incredibly tempting!"

"Just like you, I too appreciate fine art and by art, I mean the divine masterpiece that is a woman."

"I must be your target, because I'm ready to let you take aim at my heart tonight."

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Easy-Bottom?

"Do you believe in love at first shot? Because I’m aiming for your heart, and I never miss!"

"Are you a cat person? Because I'm purr-fectly smitten with your charm and beauty."

"Like a sharpshooter's aim, your beauty's so precise, in this game of love, you’re my favorite vice."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, all wrapped up in a gorgeous female package."

"With every glance, my heart takes flight; a sharpshooter's touch, you've shot me with delight."

"I might not share your preference, but I won't miss a chance to compliment a stunning woman like you."

"With precision in your aim and beauty so divine,
You shoot straight to my heart, let's intertwine."

"Excuse me, but your smile is so bright; it could light up the entire pride parade!"

"Are you a sharpshooter? Because you've hit me right in the heart with that smile of yours."

"Are you a cat? Because my curiosity just got the best of me."

"Are you a feline? Because our chemistry is purr-fect, and I'd love to spend my nine lives with you."

"Are you a sharpshooter? Because you've hit the bullseye right in my heart with that smile."

"Are you a sharpshooter? Because you've hit me right in the heart, and I'm ready for some close targets."

"You must have incredible aim, because every look from you makes my heart race and my mind wander."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears in my rainbow-colored world."

Are you a magnet? Because whenever I see you, I feel an irresistible attraction.

"Just like cats, we're both independent spirits; but imagine the magic if our paths crossed permanently."

"Are you a target? Because I can't help but want to take my shot at you!"

I just washed my face. So you have a clean place to sit.

"If beauty were a target, you'd be my bullseye—let's aim for a night full of fun together."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in my 'women only' settings."

"Are you a sharpshooter? Because my heart's been hit right in the bullseye since I saw you!"

"Like a sharpshooter’s gaze, your charm hits the mark,
In this game of love, let’s ignite a spark."

"I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together in every shade of the rainbow."

"Is your cat as captivating as you? Because I'm feline a real connection here."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a strong connection, even if it’s not my network!"

"I may not be a woman, but I know how to appreciate beauty when I see one, just like you."

"Can we be like kittens and spend nine lives together?"

Can I follow you where you go? Because my mom told me to always chase my dreams!

My lipstick would look great on the inside of your thighs.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

"Are you a sharpshooter? Because you just hit me right in the heart with your aim!"

"Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want to hang out with you, s’mores optional!"

I'll be the Rose to your Rosie.

"With precision so keen, your charm’s like a dream; let’s take our shot, together we’ll beam."

"Are you a rainbow? Because my heart just found its pot of gold in you!"

Did we just share eye contact over that rainbow flag or was it just a gay-zillionaire coincidence?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, and also on the periodic table of lesbians!

"Your beauty, my dear, is a captivating sight; like a fiery comet blazing through the lesbian night."

Sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart.

I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you're gonna nail me.

Oh, you're straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

Abigail

I'm lesbian and have a crush on this girl called Abi... tips?

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If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!

I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow

Did you know that my d**... is an 8.0 on the r**... scale?

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.

I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.

I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat!

I hope you don't have tetnus cause tonight you are gonna nail me

I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

I may be a sick lesbian in a prison bunk. But I got a couple tricks up my sleeve.

Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?

May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?

Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.

Real men eat me.

Hey Bud. Wanna play tummy sticks?

Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.

We're having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Do you mind if I push in your stool?

Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.

Can I ride your joystick?

Are you straight.. because I bet that I can turn you gay.

Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

When I'm around you I can't think straight.

I think when we met there were crossed-stars. Do you happen to know anything about cars? Don't panic. I don't think every lesbian is a mechanic. But I just got home after a long-ass expedition. My car broke down couldn't remix the ignition.

Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?

You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I'm going to make you come with a toy inside.

I'm so GLAAD to have met you!

I support gay marriage.

You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez"

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?

I've got an o**... exam later, can I practice with you?

Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

It's a good thing same-s**... marriage is legal here, because I'm already planning our wedding.