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Top 17 Porn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Porn pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl are you gay porn?

    because you make me hard

  2. Hey babe, you should come back to my place

    So we can watch porn on my flatscreen mirror.

  3. Do you wanna watch porn

    On my HD mirror?

  4. Want to watch some porn?

    On my big screen mirror?

  5. Want to come back to my place...

    And watch porn on my 50" flat screen mirror?

  6. You're like a premium porn site...

    Because I'd pay to see you naked

  7. Wanna Come Over and Watch Porn......

    On my 4K flat screen mirror ;)

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    I know this is an oldie, but it had to be back up here

  8. Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

    See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)

  9. Do you like nugget porn?

    No? Well good because I have all my arms and legs, lets fuck.

  10. Hey girl, are you the first 2 seconds of a porn vid?

    'cause I'd nut on you.

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Do you want to watch porn on my 50 inch mirror?

Do you want to come over and watch porn on my mirror?

Dammit, Elrond got caught looking up Orc porn again.

Speaking of Free the Animal, I have an amazing collection of food porn back at my place.

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Staring at you is better than looking at food porn.

I'm working on a porn site. Wanna be in the first video?