50 Cougar Pick Up lines

Looking for the best pick up line for cougars? We have compiled a list of clever and funny pickuplines that work. These pick up lines are flirty and cheesy and may just work for you. Take advantage of these pick up lines for older women and make your love life more interesting.

Best Working Cougar Pickup Lines

A good Cougar hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?
Is it wet in here, or is it just my v**...?
I'm French h**... for your tromboner.
Did you know women typically reach their s**... prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!
Your b**... is giving my n**... an e**...
Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a d**... all day

Short and cute cougar pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about cougar are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

My body is a movie and your p**... is the star!

Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my p**... anyway?

They’re called "eyebrows" because my eyes are browsing your fine ass

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p**... or is it too much for you?

I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

I'd like to name a multiple o**... after you.

Cheesy cougar Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.

Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts

Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

You like to eat Mexican?

Because you're heating up my taco

Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you

Can I get you a drink?

You are purrrfect!

Corny cougar Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Cougar conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber

Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear

Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

You are prettier than your daughter.

Cougar just may be on the hunt for you.

Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want

Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?

I’m a 500 year old cougar, And the best you’ll ever have.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?

Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?

A good cougar Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Cougar hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey, you work out?

Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me

Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?

Hey boy, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

Are you a trampoline because I wanna bounce on you?

You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.

Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy

Hey, somebody scream Mama Mia!

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?

How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized

How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?

Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-c**...?

Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes

Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cougar love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Cougar chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.