Top 50 Cougar Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cougar pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s?
And you are ripened!
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Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.
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Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?
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Want to give me an Australian kiss. It's like French kissing but you're going down under
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Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
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Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
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They’re called "eyebrows" because my eyes are browsing your fine ass
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You like to eat Mexican?
Because you're heating up my taco
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Are you a burger because you can be the meat between my buns
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Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?
Funny cougar pickup lines
My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear
Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.
Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
You are purrrfect!
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
You are prettier than your daughter.
Are you a trampoline because I wanna bounce on you?
Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy
Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.
Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open
Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
Can I get you a drink?
Cougar just may be on the hunt for you.
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag
Do these feel real to you?
Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want