Top 50 Cougar Pick Up lines
Looking for the best pick up line for cougars? We have compiled a list of clever and funny pickuplines that work. These pick up lines are flirty and cheesy and may just work for you. Take advantage of these pick up lines for older women and make your love life more interesting.
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Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
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Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
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Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!
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I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
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Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
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Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day
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My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.
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My body is a movie and your penis is the star!
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Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
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They’re called "eyebrows" because my eyes are browsing your fine ass
Working cougar pickup lines
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag
Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
Want to give me an Australian kiss. It's like French kissing but you're going down under
Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
You like to eat Mexican?
Because you're heating up my taco
Are you a trampoline because I wanna bounce on you?
Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.
You are purrrfect!
Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want
Do these feel real to you?
Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Do you still work or are you retired?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
Cougar just may be on the hunt for you.
Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
You are prettier than your daughter.
Can I get you a drink?
