Top 50 Cougar Pick Up lines

Looking for the best pick up line for cougars? We have compiled a list of clever and funny pickuplines that work. These pick up lines are flirty and cheesy and may just work for you. Take advantage of these pick up lines for older women and make your love life more interesting.

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?
Is it wet in here, or is it just my v**...?
I'm French h**... for your tromboner.
Did you know women typically reach their s**... prime in their 30s and 40s? And you are ripened!
Your b**... is giving my n**... an e**...
Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a d**... all day

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My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

My body is a movie and your p**... is the star!

Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my p**... anyway?

They’re called "eyebrows" because my eyes are browsing your fine ass

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p**... or is it too much for you?

I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

I'd like to name a multiple o**... after you.

cougar Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.

Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts

Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?

You like to eat Mexican?

Because you're heating up my taco

Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me

Are you a trampoline because I wanna bounce on you?

Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.

cougar Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?

I know why they are calling it a beaver, because I am dying for some wood

Do these feel real to you?

Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open

Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet

Do you still work or are you retired?

Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?

Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?

Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want

Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.

You are purrrfect!

Cougar just may be on the hunt for you.

cougar Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Can I get you a drink?

Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.

Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"

How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized

Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?

Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.

How do you like your sausage in the morning... scrambled or blown?

Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-c**...?

Hey boy...I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you

I hear you've been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!

Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous.

I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line

Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?

Using smooth Cougar phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Cougar conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cougar phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Cougar lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.