Top 50 Cougar Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cougar pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cougar conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Is your name Lionel? Because your made my panties Messi.
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Want to give me an Australian kiss. It's like French kissing but you're going down under
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Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
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Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
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You like to eat Mexican?
Because you're heating up my taco
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You are purrrfect!
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Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
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You are prettier than your daughter.
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Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous.
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Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
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Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.
Are you a trampoline because I wanna bounce on you?
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear
Hey boy, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy
Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.
Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
Can I get you a drink?
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin
Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?
Do these feel real to you?
Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet
Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
Do you still work or are you retired?
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight
Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?