Top 50 Cougar Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Cougar chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Did you know women typically reach their sexual prime in their 30s and 40s?
And you are ripened!
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Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?
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Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?
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You are purrrfect!
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Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?
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My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.
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Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day
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Are you a candle, because I wanna blow you
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Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous.
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Are you a plumber (or name any well paid job)? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.
Funny cougar pickup lines
Are you a rainstorm? Because I'm soaked.
Are you a smoke detector? Because you're really loud and annoying.
Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?
Are you a trampoline because I wanna bounce on you?
Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me
Aren’t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name... Richard?
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear
Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.
Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking "Grrrrreat!"
Can I get you a drink?
Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want
Didn’t you used to be known as John Holmes?
Do these feel real to you?
Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag
Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open
Do you have a napkin? You're making me wet
You are prettier than your daughter.
Do you still work or are you retired?
Don't let this get to your head, but do you want some?
Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?
Give me your name so I know what to scream tonight