Top 50 Model Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Model pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Model conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you all the models of Tesla?

   Coz you are S3XY!

2. When I first met you when you were a climate model, I predicted you'd get hotter every year. I was right.

3. What makes you think I'd go for the Scandinavian model?

4. Have you seen Titanic?

   Would you like to model like a French girl?

5. Hey girl are you a Black + Decker 2-Slice Toaster Model #TR2900SD

   Cause I want some toast

6. Are you a climate model? Because you are hot.

7. Are you my computer?

   Because you're my type of model

8. Are you a Model? Because UN me would look great together...

9. I am a nudity photographer, would you like to be my model for the night?

10. Are you an Amber? Because I want to be inside you like the mosquito in Jurassic Park.

Funny model pickup lines

I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus... in your pants. Hey, wanna merge?

Are you a model?

Her: no (Rolls eyes)

When'd you quit??

I know this tinder account you’re using is fake

Can you at least tell me the name of the model you took these pics from?

I wish you were a hand model

Because I'd make you an expert in hand jobs

I love Tesla and youre a model S3XY

If you were a label, it would be for a really premium brand.

Does Dolce & Gabbana pay you for wearing those swim suit and looking that good?

Are you a model?

You look like one.

You Can Call Me a Model 3682 Air Data Calibrator

Cause I’m about to bust a King Nut.

Do you model?

Cuz I’m tryna make some clay bowls and stuff

Girl are you the new Tesla model...

Because you may be young but you look pretty old

This one any good?

I asked for a photo of you, not a model

Blame it on the model broad with the Hollywood smile… stripper booty with a rack like wow. I'll never forget ya. (Novacane)

Are you a model?

You put the Model in Negra Modelo. Or maybe just the "O." I'm too drunk to tell.

Is it hot in here? Or did you just render every known climate change model irrelevant?

Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?

You look like a model. Wanna help me remodel? Then maybe we can cautiously pop a bottle? It's the remix to the kitchen. Marble in mint condition. C'mon roll in that dolly. 'Bout to do me some switchin'.

How come you're not walking the runway/having a photo shoot? I thought that's where models belonged.

Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses?

Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?

Are you a carbon-based model?

Let's just say I've been with models before and know all about their sensitivity tables..